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feisty11975
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of
days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes
for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the
bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The
husband yells at his wife, “What are you doing? Have you ever heard of
a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a
replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.
He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever
heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can
wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband
comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items
one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and
the third item is a 2 x 4.
The husband yells at the wife, What the hell are these for? "The wife yells
back," Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front
of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white
belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove
the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesickle.
days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes
for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the
bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The
husband yells at his wife, “What are you doing? Have you ever heard of
a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a
replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.
He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever
heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can
wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband
comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items
one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and
the third item is a 2 x 4.
The husband yells at the wife, What the hell are these for? "The wife yells
back," Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front
of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white
belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove
the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesickle.
