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onerepmaximum
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I told my four year old daughter that I'm just gonna go as a guy with big muscles. She said "Where you gonna get the costume." I told her that trick or treating has been cancelled for the year.
onerepmaximum
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Yeah I know. She is just like her mother.WODIN said:
WODIN said:
Hell no. That is zebo doing the Goodwill Bucanneer thing.
Those people of Chicago are lucky I was not Steve Bartman. Can you imagine having me on the radio and asking me if I were sorry about trying to catch that ball? Millions of fans are listening to hear what I would say....
Radio Host - "So what is your feeling today and do you think you should apologize for what happened...?"
Steve bAAPtman - "First I would like to point out that I have never been to a real baseball game before. I was new to this, I was sorting of expecting to have a great time, but that being said, I guess there is really no excuse for..... (dramatic pause).... Wrigley Field being in such shitty shape. I mean have you ever used the fucking bathroom in that place? What the fuck? Are those Flier hotdogs turning people into walking dirty bombs? And apologizing? Are you kidding me? The only thing I am sorry for is the fact that I don't have that fucking baseball. Can you imagine what the people on eBay would pay for that thing? God damn, shitty ass fans acting like ignorant morons, throwing their beer on me, which I would like to point out the shitty quality of the beer itself, which is flat and lukewarm at best. Another Wrigley fuckup. Instead of pointing your fingers and blaming me, you should instead point at those sorry as Cub players. If you noticed, the score was 3-0 before I attempted to catch that ball. After the play was over, the score was still 3-0. No one scored any runs because of what I did. Instead they scored 8 runs in one inning... EIGHT RUNS IN ONE INNING... becuase of that shitty ass pitcher that was choking on his cud. So for all you fat, lazy, out of shape Chicago inbreds who want me to say something to you, I say STICK IT!!! And another thing..
Radio Host - (recovering from his shell shock) "oh my. I think we, yeah, we have a commercial break coming up right now. please let there be a commercial break coming up."
Steve bAAPtman - (rant continuing) -....... and that shitty ass short stop that dropped the fucking ball, that is who you should be blaming. So when you go in to tuck your teary eyed, snotty nose little bastards into bed tonight, you just tell them the truth that it wasn't Mister Steve Bartman that did this. No. It was you people... you people who sat around and deluded yourself into getting your hopes on this shitty team and fooling your children. It was......
Radio Host - "oh lord. there is a mob forming outside."
I mean, honestly, I would have used that 5 minutes of airtime to the best of my ability to induce rioting and heart attacks.
NoDaddyNo said:
That was the first and only baseball game I have watched.
Though seeing how there is a good chance of getting on tv and antagonizing thousands of people in person, I am going to start attending games now. The opportunity to induce boiling aggravation in massive amounts of the public is too good to pass up.
I am going to take one of those big Foam Fingers that is sold on ebay :
or
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2760593781&category=25168#ebayphotohosting
with me just in case any foul balls venture within 6 yards of the stands.
lucidblue
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WODIN said:
Gonna be a pysho/crazy/evil Dorothy (wizard of oz). Kinda like American McGee's Alice. Got a regular Dorothy costume, gonna mess it up, make it look like I've been left in Oz too long, put some blood on it and dirt, holes, etc. Will put bloody scratch marks on my face, arms and legs. Gonna make it look like I tried to slit my wrists. Pale down my face and darken my eyes. Will have my hair in pigtails, but all messed up. I got the tin man's ax at a costume shop and will carry that (instead of Toto in a basket) with blood on it. Best of all... I get to wear sparkly red shoes.
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