Penn State
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The least prestigious university in Pennsylvania. Home of the Nittany Lions and Hall of Fame football coach Joe Paterno, who needs to retire immediately so Penn State can return to being a Big 10 powerhouse. Also known as Happy Valley. Most classes are large lecture halls and the quality of education is dismal for a state school this size.
1 out of every 114 college graduates in the United States is an alumnus of Penn State. -- this explains why most of America is clueless about everything.
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