haha so broke till friday

[Yarg!]

so i made 700 dollars 2 weeks ago on friday, then i had to pay back a friend 300 dollars, so im left with 400. then its friend's bday, so off i went 100 dollars less, so im at 300. then canucks game (they lost) im down 50, then the final canucks game gotta show my support.. so i go to a bar, im down 50 dollars. so im at 200. then i see the new adidas x lab shoes and adidas walking shoes ..hey employee appreciation day at my store! im down 180 and left with 20 bucks. bought sushi and down to 10. that was on monday. later that night i bought pizza.

in short, i have 80 cents to my name till firday and all tuesdayi subsisted on pepsi, cake rusk, tea and rice with brocolli. today my lunch and breakfast was tea and cake rusk. for dinner i had a packet of halls, rice and brocolli. i may be starving but atleast my throat is clear and my voice crisp..so i can moan with maximum clarity. such is the plight of a college loser.

on friday ill get paid another 700 but then ill have to buy a new chain for my norco , get new shocks.. ugh.. save up for next term in college, put away some money for summer vacation and buy a few joints.

 

[swole]

so $350 per week.

fuck man, in college that shit should last forever

 

[the_clockwork]

y would u gamble if you make shitty money?

 

[Yarg!]

i didnt gamble. i spent on booze. sorry i meant they lost that game.. which didnt really affect my monetary reserves.

swole, man it was matters beyond my control. i didnt ask my buddy to have his bday right in the middle of the series that we were leading 3-1!!! and why must employee appreciation day come in the middle of all this. the gods are cruel.

 

[samoth]

so $350 per week.

fuck man, in college that shit should last forever

Uhh... yeah, I tend to agree here.

Then again, I don't drink or go out to bars, so that's a big money sink that I never have to worry about.

 

[Jon79]

so i made 700 dollars 2 weeks ago on friday, then i had to pay back a friend 300 dollars, so im left with 400. then its friend's bday, so off i went 100 dollars less, so im at 300. then canucks game (they lost) im down 50, then the final canucks game gotta show my support.. so i go to a bar, im down 50 dollars. so im at 200. then i see the new adidas x lab shoes and adidas walking shoes ..hey employee appreciation day at my store! im down 180 and left with 20 bucks. bought sushi and down to 10. that was on monday. later that night i bought pizza.

in short, i have 80 cents to my name till firday and all tuesdayi subsisted on pepsi, cake rusk, tea and rice with brocolli. today my lunch and breakfast was tea and cake rusk. for dinner i had a packet of halls, rice and brocolli. i may be starving but atleast my throat is clear and my voice crisp..so i can moan with maximum clarity. such is the plight of a college loser.

on friday ill get paid another 700 but then ill have to buy a new chain for my norco , get new shocks.. ugh.. save up for next term in college, put away some money for summer vacation and buy a few joints.

LOL @ a packet of halls

 

[Yarg!]

im totally serious man. i think in the event of a nuclear explosion , ppl like me will emerge from the ashes and live off the dead bodies of all the other ppl, rats and bugs. i have an inherit built in scavanging survival mechanism. one time me and my friends were lost in the woods for 8 hrs and while they were bitching and moaning about the cold, i was formulating a plan on who to hit on the head with a rock first and how to quickly dispose of the other one before he caught on.

 

[Jon79]

im totally serious man. i think in the event of a nuclear explosion , ppl like me will emerge from the ashes and live off the dead bodies of all the other ppl, rats and bugs. i have an inherit built in scavanging survival mechanism. one time me and my friends were lost in the woods for 8 hrs and while they were bitching and moaning about the cold, i was formulating a plan on who to hit on the head with a rock first and how to quickly dispose of the other one before he caught on.

bro i know how that is

i will kick you down some food money lol

 

[Yarg!]

lol sweet. my email is [email protected] paypal that shit man lolol. jking

in the woods i was like "hmm alex is the fat one so he'll have to go first. hit him when he least expects it... his mass should last me for atleast 3 days...his belly fat should make a nice coat. eric is the thin one so i can use his thin bones as spear tips/blades. ofcourse ill have to make him believe im not gonna kill him first...so i can gain his trust.
all within 45 mins of getting lost.

 

[string_bean00]

I only spend like $10 at a bar. because I drink a pint of whiskey before going in. a pint that cost like $4.


beats dropping like $100

 

[jerkbox]

donate plasma bro...you get paid, plus you'll get drunk quicker

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I only spend like $10 at a bar. because I drink a pint of whiskey before going in. a pint that cost like $4.


beats dropping like $100

spoken like a dorm vet

live long and lay many hoes, bro lol

 

[pintoca]

LMFAO @ buying new shoes and then living off Halls!!!

those are great decision making skills right there folks!

 

[Scotsman]

Shit man when I was in college the first couple of years I didn't work so I had to budget out my summer savings for the whole year. It's amazing how far you can stretch $1000 over nine months. Luckily I lived in the dorms the whole time so basic food was taken care of I just paid for ancillaries.

Maybe that's why I spend so much on stupid shit now. My last paycheck was for more after taxes than I made the entire first summer I worked. It's still kind of weird to actually have money to spend.LOL

Oh yeah I just remembered my poor bro when he got his first paycheck from his new job. He had to pay his two child support payments and had only five days on it. Ne netted 83 cents from it. It's become our running joke, if we see something cool we say "Yep I'd give my last 83 cents for that"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[musclemom]

1. Drink at home.

2. Learn how to cook, dried beans, rice and tuna are cheap and nutritious.

3. Layaway is your friend.

 

[Megalomaniac]

I remember the pay check to pay check days, if fact have pretty much spent my entire life that way. I found it really doesn't matter what I make because I'll be broke by the next payday anyway. Luckily my job locks me down every now and then to catch me up or I would be eating Halls right now also! TGIF.

 

[Scotsman]

I remember the pay check to pay check days, if fact have pretty much spent my entire life that way. I found it really doesn't matter what I make because I'll be broke by the next payday anyway. Luckily my job locks me down every now and then to catch me up or I would be eating Halls right now also! TGIF.

LOL I hate that. When I first started college I remember thinking "if I could only make $30K per year I'd be rich". The first year I made more than that I ended up swimming in debt.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[GoldenDelicious]

1. Drink at home.

2. Learn how to cook, dried beans, rice and tuna are cheap and nutritious.

3. Layaway is your friend.

1. agree, or better yet, get together with 3 of your buddies and set up a home distillation apparatus (vodka will cost you a dollar a bottle, then you host the MADDEST parties on campus and have oodles of women all over you just because youre the dude with the awesome parties

2. agree

3. take your measurements and shop overseas. you can be a season behind europe but still be a stylish mofo cos no one else has seen your stuff. besides, dressing like everyone is a bad, bad idea if you want to have oodles of women

thats what id do if i were back in college. id have so many girls. unlike now.

heehee