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HappyScrappy
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We met up in a seedy part of town where there are hookers on nearly every corner and if you aren't careful in alleyways, old women will steal your wallet while going down on you.
The resteraunt was one of them classy joints, you know the kind with the tables bolted to the floor, and the benches too? yeah - the place was all done up nice with a red and yellow paint scheme and apparently whoever the owner is, he's really into curves or M's or some shit, b/c there were these arches on everything. It was kinda pricy, but hey, that's what you get when you dine with HappyScrappy - the best.
I suppose you could say Nature Boy had "too many" light beers and after fondeling a few of the waitresses, he was pissing on one of the plants over in what appeared to be a secluded little corner when like out of nowhere this dude totally called him on it and the owner was all pissed and made us pay our bill and leave.
No biggie - that shit happens a lot when I go out to dinner. I have a weak bladder, but a strong stomach, and an ass that just won't quit.
We piled into the Pinto and cruised the streets yelling at hookers and asking how much for "the both of us" and then bursting into laughter and peeling out until the next stop light. I think they were hookers. they were definitely women. okay, well, most of them.
Eventually I knew I'd have to get up early for my job down at the QuickEMart, they are so uptight about always having someone behind the counter - it totally cramps my style. So I drove around in circles for a bit to confuse Nature Boy and then just opened up the door and dumped him on the street. I think it was probably a fun game for him to find his way home in a new city like that.
That's the kinda guy I am.
some of you might wonder what he looks like, and I would describe him as a cross between the two dudes on CHiPs, Maverick, that short ornery bitch on the Golden Girls, Jack from Three's Company, and a very tall Gary Coleman.
The resteraunt was one of them classy joints, you know the kind with the tables bolted to the floor, and the benches too? yeah - the place was all done up nice with a red and yellow paint scheme and apparently whoever the owner is, he's really into curves or M's or some shit, b/c there were these arches on everything. It was kinda pricy, but hey, that's what you get when you dine with HappyScrappy - the best.
I suppose you could say Nature Boy had "too many" light beers and after fondeling a few of the waitresses, he was pissing on one of the plants over in what appeared to be a secluded little corner when like out of nowhere this dude totally called him on it and the owner was all pissed and made us pay our bill and leave.
No biggie - that shit happens a lot when I go out to dinner. I have a weak bladder, but a strong stomach, and an ass that just won't quit.
We piled into the Pinto and cruised the streets yelling at hookers and asking how much for "the both of us" and then bursting into laughter and peeling out until the next stop light. I think they were hookers. they were definitely women. okay, well, most of them.
Eventually I knew I'd have to get up early for my job down at the QuickEMart, they are so uptight about always having someone behind the counter - it totally cramps my style. So I drove around in circles for a bit to confuse Nature Boy and then just opened up the door and dumped him on the street. I think it was probably a fun game for him to find his way home in a new city like that.
That's the kinda guy I am.
some of you might wonder what he looks like, and I would describe him as a cross between the two dudes on CHiPs, Maverick, that short ornery bitch on the Golden Girls, Jack from Three's Company, and a very tall Gary Coleman.
