Had another date last night

[chesty]

As I was driving to pick her up I was praying to God that she wasn't a chicken-winged fatty like all the others I got stuck with. She had a good start, Airline attendant, 35, no kids, married once, getting ready for a half marathon and does a lot of hiking.

I rang the bell, and when she answered the door I was like a deer in the head lights! I was dumb-founded! She was flippin gorgeous. We had a good time and she said she wanted to go out again when I asked her. But most likely she was just being polite. She did have me pick her up at her house and stuff, but well, you know how that goes.

She is one of those women that are too good to be true. At least for me. We'll see though, maybe God isn't jerkin my chain this time!

 

[alien amp pharm]

She wanted me to tell you to go away

 

[chesty]

Okay...but I think I got the upper hand on this one!

 

[jaded]

You never know, maybe it isn't too good to be true. Good luck.

 

[Fajitas]

She's cheating on you, they all do.

 

[chesty]

Yeah, afte one night. I figure by the third date if there is one is when she will. The other thing is that once you satisfy that itch in there pants once you eithe become the slave or get set on the shelf when the next guy comes along!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I like your location

 

[XBiker]

Hopefully for you, your chain won't be the only thing getting "jerked" on.

Good luck Chesty.

 

[Razorguns]

As I was driving to pick her up I was praying to God that she wasn't a chicken-winged fatty like all the others I got stuck with. She had a good start, Airline attendant, 35, no kids, married once, getting ready for a half marathon and does a lot of hiking.

I rang the bell, and when she answered the door I was like a deer in the head lights! I was dumb-founded! She was flippin gorgeous. We had a good time and she said she wanted to go out again when I asked her. But most likely she was just being polite. She did have me pick her up at her house and stuff, but well, you know how that goes.

She is one of those women that are too good to be true. At least for me. We'll see though, maybe God isn't jerkin my chain this time!

Hope it works out.

Life sucks at times. The women i really desire and want to be with -- aren't into me. And 9 gazillion women i have no care for -- want to rip my clothes to shred.

Life .. pffft.

 

[Fajitas]

Yeah, afte one night. I figure by the third date if there is one is when she will. The other thing is that once you satisfy that itch in there pants once you eithe become the slave or get set on the shelf when the next guy comes along!

Exactly, so dont give it up so easily this time, make her work for it.

 

[awittyusername]

What do you have against chicken-winged fatties?

 

[Razorguns]

lol @ "chicken-winged fatty".

gottar emember that one.

 

[awittyusername]

lol @ "chicken-winged fatty".

gottar emember that one.

Once you have had one....You will never forget

 

[chesty]

That is the problem, you never forget! Who wants a woman who lifts her arm and what was a tricep flaps in the wind like a giant sized wind sock? Or has more cushion on her ass than the air bags on the Mars lander? C'mon, i mean really what makes them think a guy who takes care of themselves is gonna wanta go for a ride on space age squishy foam? Besides, they taste like cheetos!

 

[Razorguns]

C'mon, i mean really what makes them think a guy who takes care of themselves is gonna wanta go for a ride on space age squishy foam? Besides, they taste like cheetos!

They don't. That's why these CHICKEN-WINGED FATTY'S have no attitude, chase men like crazy, and are easy as a saigon hooker. These CHICKEN-WINGED FATTY's i tell ya!

 

[awittyusername]

That is the problem, you never forget! Who wants a woman who lifts her arm and what was a tricep flaps in the wind like a giant sized wind sock? Or has more cushion on her ass than the air bags on the Mars lander? C'mon, i mean really what makes them think a guy who takes care of themselves is gonna wanta go for a ride on space age squishy foam? Besides, they taste like cheetos!

Damn!!! I am starting to get turned on!!!

 

[awittyusername]

They don't. That's why these CHICKEN-WINGED FATTY'S have no attitude, chase men like crazy, and are easy as a saigon hooker. These CHICKEN-WINGED FATTY's i tell ya!

agreed

Plus...the chickened-winged fatties move to slow, and their weak arms makes it hard for them to fight you off

 

[chesty]

I'm getting sick here!

 

[Lestat]

good luck man!! hope the 2nd date happens.

how about a pic?

how did you meet her?

 

[chesty]

Off all places match.com. I saw her pic and saw that she lived in my neighborhood, so I sent her a quick email. 2nd date I hope for, but not holding my breath. At least maybe she will tell me as opposed to ignoring which is the typical girl game.

 

[Lestat]

Off all places match.com. I saw her pic and saw that she lived in my neighborhood, so I sent her a quick email. 2nd date I hope for, but not holding my breath. At least maybe she will tell me as opposed to ignoring which is the typical girl game.

nice man! she's definitely bangable.. glad to see you out there dating.. match.com was a windfall of punani for me

 

[biteme]

You may meet your wife off of one of those dating sites. It happens more often than people think.

 

[Lestat]

You may meet your wife off of one of those dating sites. It happens more often than people think.

agreed

 

[biteme]

I get e-mailed quite regularly but I'm not interested right now. If you'd like Chesty, I'll refer them to you.

 

[Lestat]

I get e-mailed quite regularly but I'm not interested right now. If you'd like Chesty, I'll refer them to you.

why no interest???

 

[chesty]

No interest? Yeah, that is what i am afraid of. Meeting my future wife before I am ready!

 

[biteme]

why no interest???

Raising my kid and working are about all I can handle. It's like 2 jobs. I like to go out on an occasional date.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

As I was driving to pick her up I was praying to God that she wasn't a chicken-winged fatty like all the others I got stuck with. She had a good start, Airline attendant, 35, no kids, married once, getting ready for a half marathon and does a lot of hiking.

I rang the bell, and when she answered the door I was like a deer in the head lights! I was dumb-founded! She was flippin gorgeous. We had a good time and she said she wanted to go out again when I asked her. But most likely she was just being polite. She did have me pick her up at her house and stuff, but well, you know how that goes.

She is one of those women that are too good to be true. At least for me. We'll see though, maybe God isn't jerkin my chain this time!

Sweet heart think postive it goes a long way You should be confidant in the fact that you are great guy with a big heart and any woman would be lucky to have you by there side.

 

[chesty]

Thanks super! I try to think of that, but I think I really pissed off some one in a past life and my karma is catching up to me.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Thanks super! I try to think of that, but I think I really pissed off some one in a past life and my karma is catching up to me.

What you should be thinking is I had more then enough bad karma in the past I am about do for some good shit.

 

[chesty]

Yes, I am do for some really good shit! So, everything I want is there (at least on the surface) looks, body, brains, distance from home, age etc. Damn, I am do!

 

[coldblue1955]

As I was driving to pick her up I was praying to God that she wasn't a chicken-winged fatty like all the others I got stuck with. She had a good start, Airline attendant, 35, no kids, married once, getting ready for a half marathon and does a lot of hiking.

I rang the bell, and when she answered the door I was like a deer in the head lights! I was dumb-founded! She was flippin gorgeous. We had a good time and she said she wanted to go out again when I asked her. But most likely she was just being polite. She did have me pick her up at her house and stuff, but well, you know how that goes.

She is one of those women that are too good to be true. At least for me. We'll see though, maybe God isn't jerkin my chain this time!

give us pics of this knockout!

 

[Gambino]

is this love, that I'm feeling?
is this the love, that I've been searching for?

 

[PBR]

As I was driving to pick her up I was praying to God that she wasn't a chicken-winged fatty like all the others I got stuck with. She had a good start, Airline attendant, 35, no kids, married once, getting ready for a half marathon and does a lot of hiking.

I rang the bell, and when she answered the door I was like a deer in the head lights! I was dumb-founded! She was flippin gorgeous. We had a good time and she said she wanted to go out again when I asked her. But most likely she was just being polite. She did have me pick her up at her house and stuff, but well, you know how that goes.

She is one of those women that are too good to be true. At least for me. We'll see though, maybe God isn't jerkin my chain this time!

i had that happen once....cool for you bro.

 

[chesty]

yep it will be cool. but I am a pragmatic. Practically speaking I am not putting stock on it. Off to bed. Didn't hear from her today, called and left a message and an email. Give it one more day then I write it off.

 

[RADAR]

yep it will be cool. but I am a pragmatic. Practically speaking I am not putting stock on it. Off to bed. Didn't hear from her today, called and left a message and an email. Give it one more day then I write it off.

Call once more! It would be a shame that you abandoned this for all you may know you might have left a message on someone elses machine.



RADAR

 

[chesty]

Yeah, I am gonna call once more. Around lunch time. If no answer and she don't return the call or email, that be my answer. Dating is as bad as being married!

 

[MILF69]

She's cute Chesty! Good luck on the next date...remember there's more to a girls than her tits and ass...although nice tits and a nice ass are good!

 

[fogg88]

If she's a flight attendant, she might be working and unable to return your e-mail so quickly... or possibly it's not convenient to return your phone call either. ...don't hound her like this; it's making you look desperate.

 

[chesty]

Hound her? I called once and left a message and sent her an email telling her to have fun at her brothers birthday and asking what day was best for her to go out again (since she already told me she would) Other than that I have done nothing. I was gonna call one more time (or not, havent' decided yet) She'll either return the call or won't. Her loss.

 

[wutangnomo]

35 and no kids? Oh boy watch out, or else you'll be a daddy soon.

Then again, if she's already divorced by age 35 and her marriage was a shitty one that'll always help. lol

 

[WODIN]

Just a word of advice.

Don't show her your testicals until she is naked in bed with you. Second dates at bar is way too early bro.

 

[chesty]

Very true, she ain't gonna see my balls for a long time. Yeah, her first husband (only married once) cheated on her with the neighbor. She hasn't been married since (8 years according to her)

Anyway, I will probably blow her off and move on, if they can't even bother to give you a courtesy call or at least send an email saying thanks, but i don't think it will work, then they aren't worth the time of day. I am busier than anyone I know, and I will always find a way to be courtious and give a polite no thank you or return a call or email. So, I don't buy the really busy routine excuse.