Had a very interesting chat with Nvr...

[Deleted member 33117]

She is currently trying to put her mouth over her doorknob after looking at the thread I showing the picture of my freind doingit... Nvr "I can't get my mouth over it...owe my teeth hurt".

She is baking all weekend and said she is going to bake me some bananna nuttbread and mail it to me. Cool. I dig bananna nutt bread.

However, right in the middle of us talking about what language Czech actually is and who speaks it, she blurts out "Wow my pussy lips are swollen!" Yeah, this sort of thing happens...

She just got off the phone, but informed me taht she wasn't sure now if she needed to masterbate first, or bake my bread... "don't worry I won't do anything nasty to your bread."

I am reminded of her posts on GL's cum cubes thread...

She just called back to ask if I like whole wheat flower...

EF peeps amuse me.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Maybe she'll send you a loaf of bread with one of her own "juicy" ingredients baked into it.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Maybe she'll send you a loaf of bread with one of her own "juicy" ingredients baked into it.

She just said, "Haaa...he is baaad... my own juicy ingredients?"

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

She just said, "Haaa...he is baaad... my own juicy ingredients?"

You're on the phone with her now? You too sound

Tell her hanselthecaretaker says hi, and I'm not baaad.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

She is sore from squating, and complaining becuase she is wearing 5.5" heels at the grocery store. Who in the hell wears 5.5" heels to the grocery store???

She is 5'10" too.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You're on the phone with her now? You too sound

Tell her hanselthecaretaker says hi, and I'm not baaad.

She said Hi.

She just some low carb apple cinnemon granola... interesting...

 

[powerslave]

Tell her to pick me up a sixxer. Thanks!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Tell her to pick me up a sixxer. Thanks!

Sorry she is already checking out... she is buying hole wheat flower and banannas to make my bread with.

 

[Taps]

congrats, you're the new anabolicmd

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Sorry she is already checking out... she is buying hole wheat flower and banannas to make my bread with.

OHhhhhgggggghhhh I'm salivating over my love for banana bread with buttered slices heated in the micro. I might fuckin bake a loaf right now myself.

 

[gotmilk]

Who in the hell wears 5.5" heels to the grocery store??? She is 5'10" too.

Gene Simmons?

 

[jackangel]

the only thing worth more than jack shit on this thread is banana nut bread. now that sounds motherfucking deelish.







(sorry for the bad language, but i think deelish is appropriate here)

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Half the things you posted saying I said while on the phone I never even said!

 

[BileStew]

Half the things you posted saying I said while on the phone I never even said!

D'oh!!!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

the only thing worth more than jack shit on this thread is banana nut bread. now that sounds motherfucking deelish.







(sorry for the bad language, but i think deelish is appropriate here)

Well the thread is about the bannana bread more than anything... I'll be waiting on it. Yummy. I love bannana bread.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

It's almost done. I'll take a picture and post it when it's out of the oven.

 

[Dial_tone]

Half the things you posted saying I said while on the phone I never even said!

Doesn't matter...people only believe 40% of what he says anyway.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Doesn't matter...people only believe 40% of what he says anyway.

Conviniently enough he failed to mention that I told him he talks like he has a cock in his mouth, not once but three times.

And I never said anything about hansel being bad or whatever that was all about. Nor did I mention anything about buying granola low carb cereal. I did talk about it but never said anything about buying it. I just wondered out loud if it was good. BBF must really be deaf or something.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

She is sore from squating, and complaining becuase she is wearing 5.5" heels at the grocery store. Who in the hell wears 5.5" heels to the grocery store???

She is 5'10" too.

I'm not 5'10. I am a bit shorter. I wear heels everywhere. What's wrong with wearing them to the grocery store? I looked good while shopping.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Conviniently enough he failed to mention that I told him he talks like he has a cock in his mouth, not once but three times.

And I never said anything about hansel being bad or whatever that was all about. Nor did I mention anything about buying granola low carb cereal. I did talk about it but never said anything about buying it. I just wondered out loud if it was good. BBF must really be deaf or something.

Sorry I was eating. Anywho, you did say, "Ahhh... he is baaad" when I told you what he posted about you bakign your own juicy ingredents in. You found the cereal, but I know you did not buy it because you said "but.. I don't like apple cinnemon...."

Ok, post up a picture of the bananna bread to tease me with since I won't have it for a few days. Thanks Nvr... looking forward to my bananna bread... I feel special now.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

so did you really say that shit about your pussy lips

 

[manny78]

So how is AnabolicMD voice ? Does he sound sexy or not ?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Banana Nut Bread... YUM!

Right out of the oven!

Cooling.

All wrapped and ready to go!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Re: Banana Nut Bread... YUM!

Right out of the oven!

Cooling.

All wrapped and ready to go!

Ummmm...looks good... none of you guys are going to get a bite... except maybe BradG or Superdave if they want to visit CS. Thanks Nvr.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Nvr "Hey.. I have the entire Canteberry Tales memories in Old English... do you want to hear it? Ok... " ::starts talking...5 seconds later:: "Oh...wait I forgot that part..."

Babe, you crack me up. LoL Ok, stop making fun of my Texas accent.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, she finally got it. She recited about a minute of it.

 

[Dieharder]

wierdest thread ever

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

wierdest thread ever

HEY! That's a NICE avatar.

 

[BradG]

Re: Banana Nut Bread... YUM!

Ummmm...looks good... none of you guys are going to get a bite... except maybe BradG or Superdave if they want to visit CS. Thanks Nvr.

I could go for some bannana bread!

 

[Dieharder]

HEY! That's a NICE avatar.

yes it is, any time you and my avatar want to get together just let me know

 

[chewyxrage]

she was all coked up.

 

[V-Machine]

I know people always say 'worst thread ever'.........but this one really is. WTF would we want to know what you two said in a provate conversation? Especially when you are talking aobut baking?

I'm beginning tot hink that BBF is very similar to Fyx..........why else would he advertise so blatantly that he actually spoke to a girl?

 

[Gymgurl]

I bet Nvr thinks your accent is kinds cute!!

 

[manny78]

I'm beginning tot hink that BBF is very similar to Fyx..........why else would he advertise so blatantly that he actually spoke to a guy ?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

HEY! That's a NICE avatar.

Tan lines are perfect, but still too drastic looking for my taste. I'd take banana bread over that girl.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Why did I post this thread? Out of bordom, and I found it amusing. I was abit depressed and it cheered me up. Aparently a few people also found it amusing even if some of you did not. OMG, God forbid someone should post something on C&C that only some of the people find amusing...its the end of the world.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Tan lines are perfect, but still too drastic looking for my taste. I'd take banana bread over that girl.

I still have 5lbs. of whole wheat flour left...


























































But I'm finished baking for at least two weeks. I have no room in my freezer to store anything else.

 

[tuc biscuit]

for fucks sake keep this thread updated you two!!!!!!! I have to know all the details.

 

[gotmilk]

It's almost done. I'll take a picture and post it when it's out of the oven.

Better yet...pack some up and mail it.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

for fucks sake keep this thread updated you two!!!!!!! I have to know all the details.

Ok, since I know it primarily concerned with food... we talked about homemade double chocolatechip cookies (she might send me some of them also...mmmmmmm) and she is mailing my package tomarrow. So I should have it around my next carb up day. I'm pretty excited.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I'm finished baking for a while. With the exception of one bread I have to bake soon. I never said I was making you cookies, silly! I haven't made any in over a year.

 

[Nathan]

Somebody's in my house...

 

[Taps]

If there was one thread in the history of the internet that begged for a 1200x1600 picutre of Goatse.cx, this is it.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I'm finished baking for a while. With the exception of one bread I have to bake soon. I never said I was making you cookies, silly! I haven't made any in over a year.

Damn! I was hoping to slip that in and you might add some cookies.