guys would you do this??? serious help needed!!!

[duritz]

ok the owner of the strip club i bounced at wants me to go to a local outlet mall and pass out fliers and stuff for this weekend... he's paying me awesomly for it... but then i ask, "isn't that illegal?" and he goes, "yes and no, depending on how you do it"

sounds pretty bad to me. what do you guys think?? i mean i could get in trouble for it, which would suck

any help?

 

[HANSEL]

He's paying you to do it, I would imagine he would get in trouble not you.

 

[Y_lifter]

Do it until a Police man/woman tells you to stop..

 

[jerkbox]

just throw them away somewhere and say you did it

 

[HANSEL]

Do it until a Police man/woman tells you to stop..

Then tear off you coveralls exposing your G-string and bowtie and dance for them in an erotic manner

 

[Scarlett33]

Then tear off you coveralls exposing your G-string and bowtie and dance for them in an erotic manner

Yeah! do a partyboy thing in the middle of the cosmetics dept. of the nicest store in the mall, then come back and tell everyone about it. Actually I would just put a few on the cars in the parking lot then throw the rest away. Don't put on the minivans or the cars with baby seats in them.

 

[bwood]

Do it until a Police man/woman tells you to stop..

exactly...

 

[duritz]

yes but he is paying me under the table, plus i have to do it by myself so i would feel like a sleaze ball doing it..

 

[AAP]

just throw them away somewhere and say you did it

this is the best advice.

 

[SAGAT]

just play ignorant when you get caught and just snitch on the dude. he's placing the risk on you by letting you do it.

 

[duritz]

just play ignorant when you get caught and just snitch on the dude. he's placing the risk on you by letting you do it.

yes but i do this and i will be found dead in a gutter somewhere

 

[bwood]

why do so many of duritz's thread
titles have the phrase "serious help needed"
in them???

 

[duritz]

why do so many of duritz's thread
titles have the phrase "serious help needed"
in them???

because i need serious help

9 times out of 10 i am in situations which defly need advice that i really can't turn to people i know so they wouldn't find out about it... that's why i ask on here

 

[RADAR]

well you wouldn't have that problem if you didn't have a dick on your nose.People take advantage of folks who look like that!





RADAR

 

[KAYNE]

He's paying you to do it, I would imagine he would get in trouble not you.

TELL THAT TO EX-WIVES WHO PAY PEOPLE TO KILL THEIR HUSBANDS.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

yes but i do this and i will be found dead in a gutter somewhere

I think the most logical answer for you would be to burn them and the spread the ashes over a body of water! That way you would leave no evidence whats so ever! But if you will be watched putting them on or checked after then you have no choice but to put them on the cars if you value your life and you can not refuse to do it!