Guys! Why do we do this? I have regular sex with my wife, yet...

[Longhorn85]

...I still enjoy rubbing one off occasionally. This morning it happened the way it often does. I wake up with a woody and I'm in the bathroom going to town when my wife walks in. I am having a private moment (not thinking about her this time), and would like to finish so I quickly sit on the toilet and fake taking a dump until she leaves.

She decides its time to have a discussion about the kids, Christmas, or whatever. I give her only one word answers until she leaves in disgust wondering why I won't have a decent conversation with her.

Honey, if only you knew...Then I finished what I had started!

 

[LivinLarger]

Personally I need to spank it just so I can think of something other than sex, it's nice to not have to worry about "pleasing her" and just do it myself and move on.
If I had to do her as much as I need to get off I would not have time for anything else.

 

[Longhorn85]

If I had to do her as much as I need to get off I would not have time for anything else.

Yeah, my wife would be worn out all the time.

 

[rnch]

you do it b/c.....

you're a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spectre]

She knew damn well what you were doing! They sense these things. But you need to set some ground rules, no talking on the can anyways, that's just wrong.

 

[Bigsatan13]

...I still enjoy rubbing one off occasionally. This morning it happened the way it often does. I wake up with a woody and I'm in the bathroom going to town when my wife walks in. I am having a private moment (not thinking about her this time), and would like to finish so I quickly sit on the toilet and fake taking a dump until she leaves.

She decides its time to have a discussion about the kids, Christmas, or whatever. I give her only one word answers until she leaves in disgust wondering why I won't have a decent conversation with her.

Honey, if only you knew...Then I finished what I had started!

A- you are a full blooded male!
B- She should have finished the job!

 

[Bigsatan13]

Yeah, my wife would be worn out all the time.

You cant wear pussy out. They should make shoes out of it.

 

[Puddles]

If you really want to be alone, try locking the door and hanging a "do not disturb" sign on the knob.

Eh...we all do it...it's not just the guys. Ever wonder why it takes the ladies so long to take a shower and get ready? But...I never lock the door...I'd rather he walk in and help me out. hehehe

 

[rnch]

Ever wonder why it takes the ladies so long to take a shower and get ready? But...I never lock the door...I'd rather he walk in and help me out. hehehe

he is SO lucky!! do you have a sister???

 

[Puddles]

I'm sort of an only child. I've got a half sister who I haven't seen in about 18 yrs., but she's a lez detective in NYC and she weighs about 250 lbs...I don't think she'd be the one for you. LOL

 

[Longhorn85]

Eh...we all do it...it's not just the guys. Ever wonder why it takes the ladies so long to take a shower and get ready?

So THAT'S why she had that clever grin on her face when she made us late for the Military Ball last week!

 

[Bikini Mod]

..we all do it...it's not just the guys. Ever wonder why it takes the ladies so long to take a shower and get ready? But...I never lock the door...I'd rather he walk in and help me out. hehehe

WORD

 

[biteme]

I masturbated regularly when I was married. I watched porno's and masturbated to them also. I am very horny. I think most males, nearly all fantasize and masturbate to other women, married or not.

 

[Puddles]

I like showers in the morning with the shower massage and jacuzzi baths in the evening with the jets going making lotsa bubbles. They're both big enough for two.

 

[biteme]

I think I read that between 60 and 70% of woman masturbate. Not all regularly though. For men it is in the upper 90's. You liberated, educated women of Elite are of course more likely to be masturbators and sexually aggressive.

 

[louden_swain]

Thats true. . . I have heard that 95 percent of all males masturbate. What is wrong with the other 5 percent? Anyone who tells you that they are not part of that 5 percent is a liar!!

 

[Longhorn85]

I masturbated regularly when I was married. I watched porno's and masturbated to them also. I am very horny. I think most males, nearly all fantasize and masturbate to other women, married or not.

Did you prefer doing it in private, or with the wife looking on?

 

[the_jarhead]

My wife once asked why I still masterbate when I know I can get it from her when ever I want it. The only thing I could say is "Cause I can"

 

[Longhorn85]

My wife once asked why I still masterbate when I know I can get it from her when ever I want it. The only thing I could say is "Cause I can"

It's a man thing.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Thats true. . . I have heard that 95 percent of all males masturbate. What is wrong with the other 5 percent? Anyone who tells you that they are not part of that 5 percent is a liar!!

I've heard that 95% of men masterbate and the other 5% don't have arms.

 

[biteme]

Did you prefer doing it in private, or with the wife looking on?

Both. I had her masturbate me frequently and we did it mutually. When I was fantacising about other women, I preferred to be alone.

 

[Longhorn85]

Yeah, it's the alone stuff that I'm talking about. I don't think it is masturbation if someone else is doing the "handiwork".

 

[jumanji]

guys have to

there's even an article in cosmo about it. a wife wrote in asking about it. i was so proud - i shoved it in my wife's face.

2 things - men have a buildup of testostorone and need a release, or flat out you will be affected negatively some how. the article had a doctor explaining how men need a release at least 3 times a week, sometimes more.

apparantly, its also good for your heart.

on the lighter side - when you whack off, you can imagine everything, even the taboo stuff. its fun and its always an orgasm..

 

[Longhorn85]

why are you hiding it?

when ilived with my fiancee, i'd do it whenever i wanted. i didn't care. You've already seen each other naked.

-= nav =-

That's a good question. She is well aware that I do it but she would be probably shocked to know how often. I enjoy sex with her and I don't want her to think that I have other options that will give her an excuse to sleep when she's tired.

 

[Friscochick]

FOR ALOT OF WOMAN ITS MORE EMOTIONAL, ALOT OF WOMAN FEEL THAT WE AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND THAT IS WHY ARE MEN ARE HANDLING IT FOR THEMSELVES. SOME WOMAN GET IT, SOME DONT.. I THINK GOOD OL' COMMUNICATION IS WHAT YOU NEED HERE. EXPLAIN TO HER EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED YOUR ALONE TIME. ALOT OF WOMAN, DONT ADMIT THIS BUT WE MASTERBATE MORE THAN YOU MEN THINK HEE HEE...

SOME WOMAN JUST DONT WANT YOU TOO! THE REALITY OF IT IS VERY STUPID, BUT WOMAN WANT YOU TO ONLY WANT THEM..


SOME JUST TAKE IT FURTHER THAN OTHERS.

AS FOR ME, I DONT MIND.. I MASTERBATE MYSELF AND NEED THAT ALONE TIME TO THINK OF OTHER THINGS...

 

[Longhorn85]

I THINK GOOD OL' COMMUNICATION IS WHAT YOU NEED HERE. EXPLAIN TO HER EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED YOUR ALONE TIME.

Don't get me wrong, I'm just throwing this out there to see who has similar experiences. I wouldn't change a thing, I have crazy sex with my wife and also choke the monkey when it suits me.

 

[Friscochick]

well then rock on!