Guys what would you rather hear from a woman?

[jack sparrow]

I'd rather hear the sound of a vacuum cleaner or some bacon frying. Who cares what she thinks of my cack.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol @ caring what they say at all

 

[jnevin]

lol @ caring what they say at all

exactly

 

[javaguru]

lol @ caring what they say at all

As long as it's "What do you want on your sandwich?"

 

[Smurfy]

It's not about the size, it's how you use it!

this guy knows wtf he is talking about. he must have experience with lots of schlongs!

 

[chris302001]

In complete honesty, I've always gotten the, "Wait, wait go slow.........." at first, but then after a cuppla minutes, things loosen up, wetten up, whatever, duh duh duuuh duh duuuuuuuuuuh (McDonalds jingle), She's Lovin It!!!!

 

[Smurfy]

In complete honesty, I've always gotten the, "Wait, wait go slow.........." at first, but then after a cuppla minutes, things loosen up, wetten up, whatever, duh duh duuuh duh duuuuuuuuuuh (McDonalds jingle), She's Lovin It!!!!

the key is to get her wet before you stick it

 

[chris302001]

the key is to get her wet before you stick it

lol, but still.....it aint like throwin a football down the hallway...

 

[Smurfy]

lol, but still.....it aint like throwin a football down the hallway...

gimme all your green dots!

 

[javaguru]

this guy knows wtf he is talking about. he must have experience with lots of schlongs!

That makes two of you!