Guys if you had a vagina for a day?

[Milhouse]

What would you do?

I would probably watch "the english patient" and other chick flicks while crying over a good tub of ice cream followed a shower with the shower massager.

Followed by a nite on the town where guys would ask to call me and I would give them the wrong number and telling them "I am just here to dance blah blah"

 

[MommaKin]

If guys had vaginas for a day, I'd make you all give birth naturally!!!

 

[Milhouse]

If guys had vaginas for a day, I'd make you all give birth naturally!!!

Ouch
Touche

 

[Latimer]

What would you do?

I would probably watch "the english patient" and other chick flicks while crying over a good tub of ice cream followed a shower with the shower massager.

Followed by a nite on the town where guys would ask to call me and I would give them the wrong number and telling them "I am just here to dance blah blah"

Are you saying if you were a woman or just had a vage? Big difference.

 

[Captain_insano]

I would learn how to smoke cigarrettes and Spit ping pong balls out of my matted down stink rister.

 

[Shrebly]

If guys had vaginas for a day, I'd make you all give birth naturally!!!

No,no, no. Natural childbirth of twins after 20 hours of labor pains.

 

[Roadblock]

You girls are evil

 

[Bodhidogma]

I would learn how to smoke cigarrettes and Spit ping pong balls out of my matted down stink rister.

bwahahahaha!

 

[WODIN]

Simple...I would use various vibrators all day long.

 

[Binky]

I would be takin long long showers in between
sitting on the laundry machine ......spin cycle baby woohoo!

 

[manny78]

.....I would organize the biggest gang-bang ever and broadcast it live on the Internet.....

 

[nautica]

I would look in the mirror and play with myself. Oh, I guess I do that anyway.

 

[Test boy]

If I was a woman I would try to get Test boy to scrog my brains out. He is the best!

 

[crash3837]

Well I guess if I had one for a day I could sit and pout about how women have it so bad and men have it so good ect.

 

[HumorMe]

I would learn how to smoke cigarrettes and Spit ping pong balls out of my matted down stink rister.

Damn that's funny!!!!

I would scrump all day and learn to do those vag farts women are so famous for!

 

[vixenbabe]

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Originally posted by Test boy
If I was a woman I would try to get Test boy to scrog my brains out. He is the best!
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WTF? What is scrog?

 

[Crazier]

Well, I wouldn't be at work right now. That's for damn sure!!!

On a side note : Plifter would finally be able to see what a pussy feels like!
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[Frackal]

Do the world a favor and kill myself.

 

[1911]

I would ask to have half my brain removed so I could truly appreciate the "female experience!"

(just kiddin' ladies, you are the best thing goin' on this planet)

Later,

 

[bigguns7]

I would hump every guy (and girl) I came in contact with.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I'll echo Frackal and say that I'd shoot myself in the head ASAP.

 

[O'Stanozol]

I would play with myself for a change

 

[Laserdude]

How about renting a 7.5 HP gas driven ground tamping device used in construction to tamp down the earth while mounting a large rubber dildo on it. A friends of mines wife came up with this one, I think she was serious too....Hmmmm what a nasty lady she is...I could see her riding that thing around with a smile on her face....I think she would be spoiled by this device. After that kind of power no man would be able to keep her happy. Or perhaps an electric jack hammer with a dildo mounted on it. I my self am just happy I have a cock and don't want a sex change, not even for a day.

 

[Test boy]

To vixenbabe and others: scrog is my slang for fucking.

 

[BIG_I_69]

i would get my dog to lick it

 

[Test boy]

Thats sick man.

 

[Balls of Steel]

I would sitck my finger in it, then pull it out to see what it smells like.

 

[Balls of Steel]

i would get my dog to lick it

LMAO!

 

[Mandinka]

If I had a vagina

1. Post pictures of it (B]on e/f of course[/B])under thread titled "You'll never guess what hapened to me last night." from various angles of course.

2. Check on the sensitivity of various parts , writing down large quantities of information that I can share with millions (for a fat fee).

3. Drive a car to determine the influence vagina possession has on this ability. Write a book on this , serialised in daily papers.

4. Shave everything.

5. Complain about how oppressed me and the sisters have been in the workplace despite the fact that we've been dominant in society at large , domestic and healthcare sectors.

6. Get a headache before sleeping.

That's about it.

 

[Balls of Steel]

I would stick an egg beater in my cooter.

 

[Taps]

Re: If I had a vagina

1. Post pictures of it (B]on e/f of course)under thread titled "You'll never guess what hapened to me last night." from various angles of course.

2. Check on the sensitivity of various parts , writing down large quantities of information that I can share with millions (for a fat fee).

3. Drive a car to determine the influence vagina possession has on this ability. Write a book on this , serialised in daily papers.

4. Shave everything.

5. Complain about how oppressed me and the sisters have been in the workplace despite the fact that we've been dominant in society at large , domestic and healthcare sectors.

6. Get a headache before sleeping.

That's about it. [/B]

Bahahahhaha....yeah, that's pretty much what I'd do too. Oh, and I'd try really hard to find a lesbian.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I'd cry cry cry, and pray to god it wasn't that time of the month

 

[Weapon X]

Well, I wouldn't be at work right now. That's for damn sure!!!

On a side note : Plifter would finally be able to see what a pussy feels like!
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So, if you got a vadge, you'd let plifter touch it????

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I'de like a penis for a day.

 

[big4life]

So, if you got a vadge, you'd let plifter touch it????

I'm sorry, but that's funny as hell.

 

[MoneyBags]

i would kill myself.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'd like a guy to have a period... (since i don't yet know the pain of childbirth)

 

[Frackal]

i would kill myself.

 

[MoneyBags]

i'd like a guy to have a period... (since i don't yet know the pain of childbirth)

i hate when chicks bitch about child birth. so its a couple of times in your life you feel a little pain. if you dont want to you can do a c section. getting kicked in the nuts is worse anyway.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

I would surprise a lesbian with my sweet new little cooter!!!! Get her to lick it so I can finally have multiple orgasms!!!

 

[talonracer]

Shit I'd be down on the docks waiting for the fleet to come in.................

 

[ALCATRAZ]

I wouldn't go to work that nite, that's for damn sure!

Alcatraz

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

I would have sex with a guy, and eat frosted flakes while I watch TRL-------then I would make it talk, and make a vidio of it

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"i'd like a guy to have a period... (since i don't yet know the pain of childbirth)"

Just take on the big beef smalls! Let's see if I had a pussy for one day I would shove it the face of the guy with the "Football". Then I would have the launch codes and I would finally blow those terrorists Mother Fuckers of the face of the planet. And in the last hour of my pussyness I would bump and grind jennifer, BFL chick!

 

[68GT350]

This thread is totally cracking me up, between Frackal and Mandinka...

But seriously, am I a guy with a vagina in this scenario or am I a girl temporarily?

 

[karde]

I would go get free drinks at the bar.
Then go home to my girlfriend and make her do nasty things to me! lol

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I would like a guy to have a period too, my god, wouldn’t that be funny, I think they would just about die.

Actually wait, hmm, no, I think they would enjoy sticking a tampon up their cunt.