Guys, I was a bastardly despicable bully last night...

[casavant]

Yeah, so I was doing my bouncing thing last night and was in a pretty dandy mood. Kind of one of these moods:

Anyway, this dude kept on whistling REALLY loud. The kind of whistle where you put you fingers up to your lips. He kept on doing it, but I didn't know where it was coming from and I let it go on for quite a while- after all, it's a bar and people are supposed to get schnockered and cut loose a little. Finally, a guy I know came up and pointed the whistler out, and told me that he had been trying to go behind the bar as well. It was about time for the whistling to stop anyway; it was going a little overboard. So I walked up to the guy and rather good-naturedly said, "Dude, stop the whistling.". Well, I'll be damned if he didn't just look over at me and pop off with a "Fuck you.". Fellas, that really just doesn't sit well with me, I'll tell ya. I told him to leave, but I guess he didn't want to, so I stripped his glass out of his hand, put him in a choke, dragged his happy ass out the door, and chunked him on the sidewalk. We were at the back of the bar, so he got a nice long ride during which both his sandals came off (we rounded them up for him and gave them back). Hahahahaha. It was oh, so satsifying! "Fuck him", I guess.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I'm way too irritable to be a bouncer. Drunk people irritate the piss out of me. If you ask me you were extremely tolerant of that asshole, I would have opened the firedoor with his head.

 

[casavant]

I'm way too irritable to be a bouncer. Drunk people irritate the piss out of me. If you ask me you were extremely tolerant of that asshole, I would have opened the firedoor with his head.

Hehehe. I really didn't expect him to say that. I was in a good mood and all, but man, telling me "Fuck you."- well, that's just plain disrespectful. I talked to him as I was dragging him- ya gotta have that rapport with the patrons, after all. I smiled (smiling is important for PR), and said, "Isn't this fun? Yeah, I'm having fun!". After I chunked him down on the sidewalk, I even asked him if he wanted to play with me anymore, but I guess he thought there were cat turds in the sandbox, because he went home. Oh well, you gotta try.

 

[swampmoose]

the whislting would have got me turned Bad

 

[casavant]

the whislting would have got me turned Bad

I found out later that he was the ex of one of our cute little bartenders. Her current boyfriend, who is a cool dude, was in there at the time too. Maybe that was why he was being so obnoxious. LOL. She thanked me later. That would suck, getting kicked out of the bar in front of your ex and her man and her not even feeling bad for you.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

The only time I've ever been thrown out of a bar was for walking in to meet some friends shitfaced with an open can of beer in my hand. I was in there 10 seconds. And for smoking weed once, but that time I was just asked to leave. I didn't have some big gorilla like Casavant with hands like catchers mitts manhandle me.

You ever seen any good bar fights Casavant? I saw one in a bar/pool-hall full of commercial fishermen once. Funny shit. In that situation having a full rack of balls is better than having a cue, really.

 

[danielson]

he sounds like a tool

 

[casavant]

You ever seen any good bar fights Casavant? I saw one in a bar/pool-hall full of commercial fishermen once. Funny shit. In that situation having a full rack of balls is better than having a cue, really.

Word. Yeah, I've been in a couple interesting ones the past few years, although we generally do more manhandling than striking unless it really comes down to it. I'll bump a thread for you that I posted some on a while back.

We had a dude get a bottle smashed on his head last night, but somehow he managed to not get cut. A chick that used to waitress at a bar where I used to work did it- she swore that he tried to tug her tie-string to her top (not that that would justify what she did). I made her leave. Nice tits and ass, but that shit is unacceptable. She gets shitfaced and crazy every time I've seen her drink.

 

[manny78]

I first thought that bouncing would be a cool job when I was asked but I then realized how stupid some clubbers were. Guys like "yo dont fuck with me cuz I reprezent da southside"...... and similar shit. Clients would begg me to kick out someone but then give me shit cause I choked the guy or used my flashlight on him. Fuck it.

 

[casavant]

I first thought that bouncing would be a cool job when I was asked but I then realized how stupid some clubbers were. Guys like "yo dont fuck with me cuz I reprezent da southside"...... and similar shit. Clients would begg me to kick out someone but then give me shit cause I choked the guy or used my flashlight on him. Fuck it.

Yeah, there are some true shitheads out there. I've had my shithead moments too, I suppose, although I've never tried to "represent". LOL

 

[casavant]

 

[c3bodybuilding]

See, that guy was asking for it. You didn't say "If I hear you whistle one more time, you are gonna be leaving.", but just told him to cut it out. If I was a customer at that bar, and some dick was being obnoxious like that, I would have hoped he got kicked out too!

As for the fuck you thing, that was uncalled for. He was out of line. It's a hard position to be in. You have to think, "Should I really throw him out because he disrespected me?" and on the other hand "If these people don't respect me, then I can't do my job, so I have to throw him out." For me, it would all be too fine of a line. Plus I get pissed off by assholes too easily.


ps. I liked the part about his shoes flying off LOL. Hey at least you gave him back his shoes, I'm not so sure I would have!

 

[casavant]

C3-

Yeah, he was being a dick. He had already gone behind the bar, which is a big no-no. When he popped off to me, I told him to leave and when I didn't see him comply immediately, I snatched him up. He would have been a problem- anytime someone comes off with attitude like that to a bouncer, they're gone. It's my house, you WILL respect me or you will leave. Simple as that. In the end, all he lost was some pride and a Jack & coke. As far as the shoes, well, they were nice sandals and probably cost him $80 or so. I'm not that mean.

 

[Fonz]

I would have knocked you out Cas.

No doubt about it.

I would have put you throught the wall.......

Bouncers are scared of me........LOL

Fonz

 

[casavant]

I would have knocked you out Cas.

No doubt about it.

I would have put you throught the wall.......

Bouncers are scared of me........LOL

Fonz

LOL. I don't generally treat patrons the way you were treated a while back, compadre. If you're happy ass is walking out in the parking lot, you can mouth all you want- I'm not going to go out there with my bouncing buds and beat you down so I can feel like a big man.

 

[Fonz]

LOL. I don't generally treat patrons the way you were treated a while back, compadre. If you're happy ass is walking out in the parking lot, you can mouth all you want- I'm not going to go out there with my bouncing buds and beat you down so I can feel like a big man.

I've only gotten mad once when i was a bit tipsy.

This idiot of a bouncer decided to start hitting on a friend of mine...LOL

It was funny watching the oxygen slowly go from his face as I
put him in a chokehold.

He must have been on something, because I swear his pupils were like 2X normal.

Respect.

If I ever drop by where you live, I'll go scare you...LOL

Fonz

 

[bigAragorn]

Hehehe. I really didn't expect him to say that. I was in a good mood and all, but man, telling me "Fuck you."- well, that's just plain disrespectful. I talked to him as I was dragging him- ya gotta have that rapport with the patrons, after all. I smiled (smiling is important for PR), and said, "Isn't this fun? Yeah, I'm having fun!". After I chunked him down on the sidewalk, I even asked him if he wanted to play with me anymore, but I guess he thought there were cat turds in the sandbox, because he went home. Oh well, you gotta try.

thats gold and i think i should try that as i usually ask dumb questions like who the fuck are you to fight in my club and what not......from now on its the funny sarcasm that is just great.....oh and whats the worst situation youve ever been in?

Mine was when about 8 guys were beatin down this onw girl...I swear to God they beat the shit outta her ( one guy grabbed her ass...she clobbered him with a beer bottle...she gets smacked in the face, choked and beat down quicker than you can say De Niro)

Well we arrive and basically all hell brakes loose and i thought i was gonna die....i mean i can handle my own but these guys were fucked in the head....i mean they threw a beer bottle at me and it hit me in the neck

b.A.

 

[casavant]

thats gold and i think i should try that as i usually ask dumb questions like who the fuck are you to fight in my club and what not......from now on its the funny sarcasm that is just great.....oh and whats the worst situation youve ever been in?

Mine was when about 8 guys were beatin down this onw girl...I swear to God they beat the shit outta her ( one guy grabbed her ass...she clobbered him with a beer bottle...she gets smacked in the face, choked and beat down quicker than you can say De Niro)

Well we arrive and basically all hell brakes loose and i thought i was gonna die....i mean i can handle my own but these guys were fucked in the head....i mean they threw a beer bottle at me and it hit me in the neck

b.A.

That's a shitty situation, for sure. I've been in some where there was a parking lot full of Mexicans brawling with a bunch of black dudes, some of whom were D1 football players. It sucks when you're outside, because God knows what people are packing in their cars. I've been in some scary situations, but nothing like some bouncers I've talked to have had to deal with.

As far as the sarcasm goes, I gave a frat boy a full wedgie about a year ago. It ripped the elastic clean off his boxers. I think I'll start implementing more of those.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

As far as the sarcasm goes, I gave a frat boy a full wedgie about a year ago. It ripped the elastic clean off his boxers. I think I'll start implementing more of those.

You should include some Olympic lifting in your workouts. Hang cleans and power snatches are what all the top wedgiers do to really lift the victim off the floor by his drawers in one swift motion.

 

[bigAragorn]

You should include some Olympic lifting in your workouts. Hang cleans and power snatches are what all the top wedgiers do to really lift the victim off the floor by his drawers in one swift motion.

Ha....nothing like a little sport specific training

 

[casavant]

You should include some Olympic lifting in your workouts. Hang cleans and power snatches are what all the top wedgiers do to really lift the victim off the floor by his drawers in one swift motion.

That's a damn fine idea. I'm a pretty decent deadlift, and I never use straps. I think that helps a little.

 

[gmanlax7]

dude i fucking HAAAAAAAAATE when i get sloshed and lose a sandal !!!

 

[casavant]

If I ever drop by where you live, I'll go scare you...LOL

Fonz

LOL. How about I buy you a beer and we talk about training instead?

 

[Fonz]

LOL. How about I buy you a beer and we talk about training instead?

LOL. OK. You're on.

Going to NY for the 9/11 rememberance weekend.
Hotel prices were through the roof.

Fonz

 

[joeyz123]

I'm way too irritable to be a bouncer. Drunk people irritate the piss out of me. If you ask me you were extremely tolerant of that asshole, I would have opened the firedoor with his head.

I second that............I dont have the right temperment.