Guys.. How do you think you would get along with this woman?

[-SD-]

She lost me after "Has children: yes"

 

[Mikus]

Let's see ... maybe I can measure up to her standards:

*I can't stand someone who lies to anyone-especially to me. FAILED

*I can't stand someone who views or owns pornography in any form. FAILED

*I can't stand someone who treats everything in life as secondary to their job. FAILED

*I can't stand someone who takes advantage of people. FAILED

*I can't stand someone who fails to come through and is unreliable. FAILED

*I can't stand someone who currently suffers from addictions. FAILED MISERABLY

*I can't stand someone who uses illegal recreational drugs. FAILED CATASTROPHICALLY

*I can't stand someone who likes to spend excessive time sleeping, resting or being a "couch potato." FAILED MONUMENTALLY

*I can't stand someone who is sexually obsessive. FAILED CATACLISMICALLY

*I can't stand someone who engages in sex outside a committed relationship. FAILED GORGANTIALLY

Nah … guess I don’t have a shot.

 

[EnderJE]

She sounds good. 34 divorced...tall...dark. I like them a little older though.

Actually I was just cockblock by a chick close to the same stats at the gym tonight. She is new and came in to the free weight room and ask me if "I" had any machines for her back. So, I said "No, I don't have any machines for your back." She laughs and says "No..I mean does the gym?" I say OHHHHHH. This angry married guy jumps up rolls his eyes at me and Says "I'll show you some back machines" then hustlers back the the girls side. When he gets back...I call him a cockblock...He starts yelling I shouldn't be joking around...I should be polite...I'll never get a wife.lol

Looks like I am wearing out my welcome at this gym to. lol

That's funny. The fact that he'd go off like that. A regular knight in shining armour. I bet he's got a mistress though. Knights always do.

 

[awittyusername]

That's funny. The fact that he'd go off like that. A regular knight in shining armour. I bet he's got a mistress though. Knights always do.

It was funny he went off on me. I'll admit I was being a smart ass, but she was laughing. Its not like she was even hitting on me...she just walked in and asked??

 

[HiDnGoD]

She'd have lost me at the sex parts. Porno, & obsession. She doesn't want a man, she wants a woman with a dick.

 

[WODIN]

You'll have to pry my glocks from my cold dead hands before you get my porn!

She's a tool, hater and racist. Typical for redneck parts of Texas.

 

[beefcake28]

*I can't stand someone who is sexually obsessive.

Translation: I might tolerate sex twice a year.

 

[curling]

*I can't stand someone who is sexually obsessive.

Yea what the heck does this mean? She sounds kind of negative to me. It also never said how big she was. PRobably a fatty.

Seems awful judemental too and I CANT STAND SOMEONE LIKE THAT!!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

She'd have lost me at the sex parts. Porno, & obsession. She doesn't want a man, she wants a woman with a dick.

Even women aren't that fugging perfect!


She has her list all nicely prepared. So either A) She'll get some pretend guy that will be able to keep all this up for about two weeks, he'll boink her she'll fall in love with the cawk and put up with all that she hates because she's lonely and her kids need a dad. Besides, He'll prolly have a boat.. win win situation here. B) keep checking her profile, watch it get smaller and smaller. Little things will start disappearing and then then changed... before long she'll be moving it from that board to some get sex website. OR C) Bitch will be single forever.

 

[curling]

She is also too boring for me. Fishing is BORING unless you are using a speargun at 100ft of water. I will fish and play golf when I am too old to do the fun sports anymore. I will buy my fish at the store saving money and time.