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Guy Stuff That Gals Just "don't Get"

rnch

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burping

scratching

watching NASCAR

getting drunk with your friends

watching "married with children" reruns

nuddie bars

leaving the toilet seat up

oil changes

sex. sex. sex


please post yours!
 
rnch said:
burping

scratching

watching NASCAR

getting drunk with your friends

watching "married with children" reruns

nuddie bars

leaving the toilet seat up

oil changes

sex. sex. sex

anal sex


please post yours!

sleeping with other people

watching the spanish channels, when you don't speak spanish.

monday nights during football.
 
Temple01 said:


Really????? I think you are pretty funny...
...gets me in trouble a lot......seems I can come off as a bit "dry"



WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT???!!?!?
 
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flex123 said:
watching the spanish channels, when you don't speak spanish.


I'm with gwk9dta4 on that. Gotta love those senoritas!!:p
 
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flex123 said:

watching the spanish channels, when you don't speak spanish.

Hahahaha! This is so true. My dad does this all the time.

One funny thing about the Spanish channels is that you see the most beautiful Spanish women on almost every show, and the guys can be a 400lb troll. I seriously saw a commercial the other day, it was FINE ASS bitches getting into a hot tub with a dude who was an easy 350 and he was touching them all, they were rubbing up against him.
 
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Q Modo said:


I don`t get this either.



Where and what for?



If that`s not a waste of time I don`t know what is.




Oh, we have a winner.



I hate this. Both guys and girls do this. Put the seat and cover down!

Are you sure you're not a dumbass golddigging trick?
 
Word em up on the lameness of nascar
 
The toilet seat issue is one of the most pointless things EVER. A guy should probably leave it up, a woman should probably leave it down. Whats the 'horror' of having to make an arm motion.

Normally I put it down in most instances just for appearance.

I have yet to be bitched at b/c of leaving it up, but if I was, I'd be PISSED.
 
I always piss in the sink or the shower and then I never have to worry about the toilet seat.

I dump in the kitchen sink with the gargage disposal - but that honestly has nothing to do with the toilet seat debate.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I always piss in the sink or the shower and then I never have to worry about the toilet seat.

I dump in the kitchen sink with the gargage disposal - but that honestly has nothing to do with the toilet seat debate.

:FRlol:
 
Okay, no one has the right to bitch about leaving a toilet seat up. If you are dumb enough not to pay the hell attention when you go to sit down ... you deserve that. Guys AND girls. Although, I don't particularly know why a chick would leave it up. Maybe to screw with us. I dunno.

Good call BeefyBull.
 
The 3 Stoodges
Fishing and not catching anything is enjoyable
Guns
Burping the loudest and longest
Wearing the same pair of Pants twice in one week
Arnold is a good actor
 
burping don't get it

scratching don't get it

watching NASCAR get it but only for 60 seconds

getting drunk with your friends get it

watching "married with children" reruns get it

nuddie bars get it

leaving the toilet seat up get it but don't like it

oil changes get it

sex. sex. sex got it!!!

.....


bitching about women don't get it
 
As for toilet seat...

Put BOTH lids down when Everyone is done.

It looks nicer, especially when you have that expensive Walmart lime green fuzzy cover showing instead of the bowl..
 
Make sure you fold the toilet paper in that fancy schmancy way like the snooty hotels do... Nothing says , "Your ass deserves the best" like a fancy shitting spot......
 
Y_Lifter said:
As for toilet seat...

Put BOTH lids down when Everyone is done.

It looks nicer, especially when you have that expensive Walmart lime green fuzzy cover showing instead of the bowl..

everything in the bathroom should be covered in shag carpeting. hell, the whole house.

I like the fuzzy tops on the toilets because then I can just piss on those and they just sop it right up.

saves me the hassle of lifting lids.
 
Ladies! Think of the seat being left up as a friendly gesture to you. Some guys to leave the seat up so it's easier for the wife -- not to mention, the pets -- to get a drink of water.
 
Has anyone one said: "SHIT AND FART HUMOR" guys love that stuff.

"Farts are funny, farts are shit without the mess." I bet a couple guys on here can tell me what stand up said this, I also bet no chick could. Join me in my little study of the sexes, can anyone tell me who said that?
 
Spruceman said:
Ladies! Think of the seat being left up as a friendly gesture to you. Some guys to leave the seat up so it's easier for the wife -- not to mention, the pets -- to get a drink of water.
Haha! too damm funny :D
 
Q modo-------

are you SURE that you are a guy?

must be a fem, judging by your response!!:confused:













j/k, dude....................everybody's different!
 
Here's something they'll never understand:

It turns us ON to find out that you do in fact masturbate, it DOES NOT turn us off.
 
Re: Q modo-------

rnch said:
are you SURE that you are a guy?

must be a fem, judging by your response!!:confused:













j/k, dude....................everybody's different!

WTF? Cause I don`t like Nascar or walk around scratching myself?

And say what you will, the bathroom isn`t a showcase for your crap.

Married with Children isn`t a good show.

Burping doesn`t strike me as fun.
 
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