Guido Invasion!

[sixxtoes]

Yes folks, San Diego has been invaded by guidos this week for spring break. I saw my first real live one! Not only that, but a whole pack of them! We here on the west coast have thought it was just a legend, only see pics and hearing whispers about them, and i feel honored to have seen one in real life

 

[Lestat]

swole sighting!

 

[jnevin]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/paulguynj/guido12.jpg

 

[sixxtoes]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/paulguynj/guido12.jpg

haha, that fits the bill perfect, wish i had my camera last night, i could have treasured the moment forever.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You mean its not a joke, they do exist?

 

[jnevin]

You mean its not a joke, they do exist?

Yeah dude. Jersey and Staten Island are probably the two areas with the highest concentration.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Whoa, thats just crazy!

 

[PICK3]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/paulguynj/guido12.jpg

ololollololollolololl!

 

[Mr. dB]

Yes folks, San Diego has been invaded by guidos this week for spring break. I saw my first real live one! Not only that, but a whole pack of them! We here on the west coast have thought it was just a legend, only see pics and hearing whispers about them, and i feel honored to have seen one in real life

Killahbee should feel right at home for a couple of weeks then.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Yeah dude. Jersey and Staten Island are probably the two areas with the highest concentration.

they are the coolest when they get together at a club, bar, or lounge. they act just like thuggish black people and will start a fight with anybody to be a fucking asshole.

 

[ceo]

Killahbee should feel right at home for a couple of weeks then.

I had lunch with KB yesterday.

 

[AAP]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...y-candidate-abortion-can-you-spot-583344.html

 

[RottenWillow]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

 

[Smurfy]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

that dude on the left is wearing Jon79's other "wife beater"

 

[puddlemonkey]

that dude on the left is wearing Jon79's other "wife beater"

Holy shit! He is! He's got a rash under his arms too, wtf?

 

[PICK3]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

Ummmh ...... he's a Mo.

and he hangs out with Mo's.

 

[RottenWillow]

Ummmh ...... he's a Mo.

Did your gaydar activate?

 

[the_alcatraz]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/paulguynj/guido12.jpg

rofl....that shit's funny bro!

 

[the_alcatraz]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

fuck thats hot!!!!!!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

yea and his boyfriend's midriff is too.

 

[HS Lifter]

Im not sure if its because Im from the west coast(not familar with this shit), but this guido shit is funny as fuck.

long live dracula guido.

 

[RottenWillow]

yea and his boyfriend's midriff is too.

blah, blah. Hate on.


I'd lick his momma's vagina just to taste where he came from.

 

[the_alcatraz]

blah, blah. Hate on.


I'd like his momma's vagina just to taste where he came from.

OMG!!!

 

[PICK3]

I'd lick his momma's vagina just to taste where he came from.

and I'd watch

 

[Smurfy]

rotten willow, hate the break it to you, but that hot dude on the right isnt even Italian.

 

[AAP]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

So 2xist is now making corset type tank tops?

 

[binö]

rotten has terrible taste that dude is a complete tool
notice the cell phone on the waist, cheezy spring break arm tat, and gayass homo jon79 friend in a chic wife beater

 

[AAP]

http://www.myspace.com/brockcupo

Here is his "About Me" section. I swear my throat hurt from laughing.
"The names Cupo.....don really got a first name got drunk one nite an lost it somewhere, who nows, yeaaaa not gonna lie there aint a damn mother fucker out there like me im pretty much the craziest fuck youll ever meet, i tend to get myslef into trouble over stupid shit an ill do anything for a good laugh... trust me.. haha im a true meathead i don give a fuck i admit it an love every second of it.. get big or die tryin.. if u don no me i probaly seem like a prick but im really the nicest guy ull ever no if ur good people, i do ne thin for the people i love but if ur a doushbag ill let u no strate up.. but anyway at nite i work as a bouncer at bliss nite club the old joeys in clifton garunteed sickest club rite now ANYWERE sick shit its time to break skulls wit tha gorilla crew again hahah shits gonna get crazy in c-town well besides that shit i goin back to school again 4 yet another shot at being a brain surgeoan but this time im goin to bergen fuck ccm haha well thats abt all you need to no and o yeaaa to answer everyones damn annoyin question so u can all leave me alone abt it, brock is my pet alligators name u stupit fucks peeaccce"

***


^^ loser

 

[AAP]

 

[Scotsman]

I had lunch with KB yesterday.

Did you talk about the weather? LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[binö]

I had lunch with KB yesterday.

what was the dude like?

 

[Scotsman]

what was the dude like?

He's pretty fuckin cool irl. A lot more layed back than you would think.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ceo]

He's pretty fuckin cool irl. A lot more layed back than you would think.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Yep. Bino, you've talked to him on the phone, right? Ever met him IRL?

 

[ceo]

http://www.myspace.com/brockcupo

Here is his "About Me" section. I swear my throat hurt from laughing.
"The names Cupo.....don really got a first name got drunk one nite an lost it somewhere, who nows, yeaaaa not gonna lie there aint a damn mother fucker out there like me im pretty much the craziest fuck youll ever meet, i tend to get myslef into trouble over stupid shit an ill do anything for a good laugh... trust me.. haha im a true meathead i don give a fuck i admit it an love every second of it.. get big or die tryin.. if u don no me i probaly seem like a prick but im really the nicest guy ull ever no if ur good people, i do ne thin for the people i love but if ur a doushbag ill let u no strate up.. but anyway at nite i work as a bouncer at bliss nite club the old joeys in clifton garunteed sickest club rite now ANYWERE sick shit its time to break skulls wit tha gorilla crew again hahah shits gonna get crazy in c-town well besides that shit i goin back to school again 4 yet another shot at being a brain surgeoan but this time im goin to bergen fuck ccm haha well thats abt all you need to no and o yeaaa to answer everyones damn annoyin question so u can all leave me alone abt it, brock is my pet alligators name u stupit fucks peeaccce"

***


^^ loser

Did needto write this guy's "About Me"????
\

 

[binö]

Yep. Bino, you've talked to him on the phone, right? Ever met him IRL?

i don't think i've ever spoke with dude, and i've def never met him
only met jnev and hansel (<---dude tried to touch the penile)

 

[ceo]

i don't think i've ever spoke with dude, and i've def never met him
only met jnev and hansel (<---dude tried to touch the penile)

Did you send him a shirt whuch he had Raina wear and take pics to send to you on your bday?

 

[stevexpress]

blah, blah. Hate on.


I'd lick his momma's vagina just to taste where he came from.

thats some funny sh*t

 

[binö]

Did you send him a shirt whuch he had Raina wear and take pics to send to you on your bday?

oh yeah i did that
but we never communicated
and now he's band

 

[ceo]

oh yeah i did that
but we never communicated
and now he's band

lololololo

yeah, he's over it (being band). He's a good guy. Laid back, funny...and Traditionally Italian!!!!!!!

 

[timtim]

http://www.myspace.com/brockcupo

Here is his "About Me" section. I swear my throat hurt from laughing.
"The names Cupo.....don really got a first name got drunk one nite an lost it somewhere, who nows, yeaaaa not gonna lie there aint a damn mother fucker out there like me im pretty much the craziest fuck youll ever meet, i tend to get myslef into trouble over stupid shit an ill do anything for a good laugh... trust me.. haha im a true meathead i don give a fuck i admit it an love every second of it.. get big or die tryin.. if u don no me i probaly seem like a prick but im really the nicest guy ull ever no if ur good people, i do ne thin for the people i love but if ur a doushbag ill let u no strate up.. but anyway at nite i work as a bouncer at bliss nite club the old joeys in clifton garunteed sickest club rite now ANYWERE sick shit its time to break skulls wit tha gorilla crew again hahah shits gonna get crazy in c-town well besides that shit i goin back to school again 4 yet another shot at being a brain surgeoan but this time im goin to bergen fuck ccm haha well thats abt all you need to no and o yeaaa to answer everyones damn annoyin question so u can all leave me alone abt it, brock is my pet alligators name u stupit fucks peeaccce"

***


^^ loser

he is by far the ugliest male i have ever seen in my life. he looks like such a douche bag and has worn a shirt that said "I take Steroids". seriously 1 step above cromagnon man. whats the juice for? to be fatter?

 

[AAP]

he is by far the ugliest male i have ever seen in my life. he looks like such a douche bag and has worn a shirt that said "I take Steroids". seriously 1 step above cromagnon man. whats the juice for? to be fatter?

someone with a myspace account should bust on his ass for talking shit like he is big and buff when in fact, he is just a damn lard bottom.

 

[sixxtoes]

what i want to know is how in the f did this look come about. what started this "trend" of fashion (or lack of). in my opinon those jackass should be shot, or patted on the back because my ass never laughed so hard in my life when i saw them!

 

[timtim]

someone with a myspace account should bust on his ass for talking shit like he is big and buff when in fact, he is just a damn lard bottom.

i dont have 1 but would love to. my friend sends me pics of him from some web page, i think club it up or something. we have an ongoing joke. dude always makes this tough ass scowl face yet he is so fucking ugly he looks borderline deformed.

 

[RottenWillow]

rotten has terrible taste that dude is a complete tool
notice the cell phone on the waist, cheezy spring break arm tat, and gayass homo jon79 friend in a chic wife beater

Puuleeeeease. If you spotted a uber hot girl, I'm sure you'd give a crap if she had cheesy tats and a dorky outfit.

That guy is tall and gorgeous. He could be wearing an $89 shiny polyester Kmart suit and driving a Gremlin and chics would still be looking at him.

 

[Scotsman]

lololololo

yeah, he's over it (being band). He's a good guy. Laid back, funny...and Traditionally Italian!!!!!!!

I like to send him insulting messages when I'm drunk because the replies are fucking priceless.

Next time I come to SD we're all going out for beers!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ceo]

I like to send him insulting messages when I'm drunk because the replies are fucking priceless.

Next time I come to SD we're all going out for beers!

Cheers,
Scotsman

head on down bro!

 

[lartinos]

Yeah dude. Jersey and Staten Island are probably the two areas with the highest concentration.

don't forget nyc and Long island!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

"I don't care how many daigo guinea WOP greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork! [Tom: I'm German-Irish] Well let me tell you something, my Kraut Mick friend! I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!"

 

[PICK3]

what i want to know is how in the f did this look come about. what started this "trend" of fashion (or lack of).

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/E/B/bl-gottiboys4.jpg

 

[The Race The Hunt]

"I don't care how many daigo guinea WOP greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork! [Tom: I'm German-Irish] Well let me tell you something, my Kraut Mick friend! I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!"

lmfao. classic.

"It was an abortion, Michael! Just like this marriage is an abortion - something unholy and evil!"

 

[Mr. dB]

Puuleeeeease. If you spotted a uber hot girl, I'm sure you'd give a crap if she had cheesy tats and a dorky outfit.

That guy is tall and gorgeous. He could be wearing an $89 shiny polyester Kmart suit and driving a Gremlin and chics would still be looking at him.

The estrogen poisoning rots your brains.

 

[javaguru]

Puuleeeeease. If you spotted a uber hot girl, I'm sure you'd give a crap if she had cheesy tats and a dorky outfit.

That guy is tall and gorgeous. He could be wearing an $89 shiny polyester Kmart suit and driving a Gremlin and chics would still be looking at him.

At my age, I actually prefer a 7/8 with a brain over a 9/10 with an IQ lower than my dog Nitchske.

 

[ceo]

At my age, I actually prefer a 7/8 with a brain over a 9/10 with an IQ lower than my dog Nitchske.

How DARE you put down your dog, Nitchske like that sir!!!!!! I would venture that he is much smarter than those 9/10 bimbos. To even compare them closely to him is an insult to your dog. Apologize at once!

 

[JumpBallWinner]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41176684

One of that guy's friends. Seriously.... read his about me and who he'd like to meet.... it's even worse than his pal's.

If I had the money, I'd pay Mike Tyson (because his broke ass would probably do it at this stage in his life) to walk into the clubs these idiots work at and throw everything he had into the side of their faces.

You can only imagine how ridiculous these clowns act when a scuffle breaks out inside of one of the clubs they bounce at.

Sad.

 

[AAP]

You can only imagine how ridiculous these clowns act when a scuffle breaks out inside of one of the clubs they bounce at.

Sad.

Bitches can't scrap unless they outnumber you 30 to 1.

 

[manny78]

WTF is wrong with jersey.... ?

 

[xrsist]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41176684

One of that guy's friends. Seriously.... read his about me and who he'd like to meet.... it's even worse than his pal's.

If I had the money, I'd pay Mike Tyson (because his broke ass would probably do it at this stage in his life) to walk into the clubs these idiots work at and throw everything he had into the side of their faces.

You can only imagine how ridiculous these clowns act when a scuffle breaks out inside of one of the clubs they bounce at.

Sad.

fuck he talks some shit

 

[Mr. dB]

WTF is wrong with jersey.... ?

Too close to Delaware?

 

[Spartacus]

Say what you want haters, but the dude on the right in this pic is fucking hot as hell.

Were it not for the douche on the left this pic would be masturbation material.

cool shirt too (right)
left looks like kak

 

[Spartacus]

blah, blah. Hate on.


I'd lick his momma's vagina just to taste where he came from.

jesus help me

 

[fistfullofsteel]

WTF is wrong with jersey.... ?

everybody in new jersey needs to be removed from the face of the earth, that is all

 

[fistfullofsteel]

fuck he talks some shit

he is probably joking. i know when i see a true fucking new jersey jerkoff.

 

[calveless wonder]

im kinda a guido

waxed eyebrows
spikey hair
steroids
tan

look eyetalian, and you might even catch me doing the fist pump once in awhile

i'll never ever look corny like one tho

 

[jnevin]

im kinda a guido

waxed eyebrows
spikey hair
steroids
tan

look eyetalian, and you might even catch me doing the fist pump once in awhile

i'll never ever look corny like one tho

Wait..... You do steroids?

 

[calveless wonder]

Wait..... You do steroids?

i knew when i posted that was coming out of your mouth

 

[jnevin]

i knew when i posted that was coming out of your mouth

It's all gouda. I think I'll be there in a month or so.

 

[calveless wonder]

It's all gouda. I think I'll be there in a month or so.

use steroids to conquer your other vices. works for me

 

[jnevin]

use steroids to conquer your other vices. works for me

Nice. That'll really help me stay level.