Guess who's back ! ! ! !

[hippedy hop]

Well my 8 weeks is up, I have some funny stories to share about coast guard boot camp. I had a good time there, made some good friends but i lost 12 friggin pounds oh well. I'll try to post some before and after when I get outta jersey.

day # 2 - new recruit drops to his knees, then into fetal position and begins peeing on himself...(I was 5' away and his piss puddle almost hit my shoes) he tells the CC's his groin hurts , they ask if he has crabs.

week #7 - a recruit is caught wearing white socks with his dress shoes in a uniform changing drill. His punishment is to do the moonwalk and scream "beat it" and "thriller night" in and out of every squad bay.

week#5 - a recruit is caught whistling at a female recruit he had to "cat call" whistle every time his left foot hit the floor. He got jacked by almost every company commander (CG drill instructer) all day they were wondering why the fuck some recruit was whistling around the base.

I'll have some more stories in the future.

I got stationed in Atlantic City , need to know some good gyms and supplement stores.

Also any info on the club scene please post here......


it is good to be back!

 

[Puddles]

Welcome back! LMAO at your stories here. Can't wait to hear more.

Last time I was in Atlantic City was probably 15 yrs. ago. Where does the time go?

 

[starfish]

ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raina]

Sounds like you had some adventures!! Welcome back.

 

[pauly]

has it been that long?!

 

[Puc]

atlantic city is great!

holy shit the only thing better would be getting stationed in new orleans during mardi gras! if no one else responds i can get you the club info from cousins who live there... let me know...

btw, i have not been banned.... yet.

 

[strider364]

What up brotha!!! Good to see you back! The goat avatar has returned!!!!

 

[gymrat]

Ohhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Finally.

 

[HumorMe]

day # 2 - new recruit drops to his knees, then into fetal position and begins peeing on himself...(I was 5' away and his piss puddle almost hit my shoes) he tells the CC's his groin hurts , they ask if he has crabs.

week #7 - a recruit is caught wearing white socks with his dress shoes in a uniform changing drill. His punishment is to do the moonwalk and scream "beat it" and "thriller night" in and out of every squad bay.

week#5 - a recruit is caught whistling at a female recruit he had to "cat call" whistle every time his left foot hit the floor. He got jacked by almost every company commander (CG drill instructer) all day they were wondering why the fuck some recruit was whistling around the base.

Funny shit!

Welcome back hh.

 

[the People's Champ]

OOOH YEAHHH!!! be sure to hit up wildwood when summertime hits. nice place. welcome back mang. what is your specialty/occupation in the coast guard?

 

[the nature boy]

ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Welcome back Hibbity hobbity hickidy hoppidy boppity bloopidy blop

 

[Testosterone boy]

Good to see you back. Coast Guard gets a thumbs up from me. They have a sense of humor.

 

[jesus 2]

can you believe some of these fucks here thought jesus 2 was you??? jesus 2 is no one but jesus 2!

 

[saint808]

welcome back... your dreams are you ticket out.

 

[Kalashnikov]

What kind of ordnance and other shit did they let you qualify on?
50 cal, M16 etc?

 

[PHATchik]

Welcome back! Can't wait to hear more stories!

 

[2Thick]

It's great to see that you are back...

 

[HighIntensity]

club tru is the only real club, watch out for the studio side of the club though, its gay literally.

De Ja Vu is a nice little club, hot ass bartenders, I met a really cute one a the back bar, I forget her name.

People will tell you to hit the CASBAR, but I personally hate it.

 

[Puc]

this is what my cousin sent me:

"make sure you go to club tru. when you get there, find the studio side and ask for a bouncer named 'Big Swolio.' Big swolio will show you the secret room. The lights will be off, but don't worry, 'The Swolio' knows. Just stand and wait for a big surprise."

i don't know what this means?!?!?!?

 

[HighIntensity]

this is what my cousin sent me:

"make sure you go to club tru. when you get there, find the studio side and ask for a bouncer named 'Big Swolio.' Big swolio will show you the secret room. The lights will be off, but don't worry, 'The Swolio' knows. Just stand and wait for a big surprise."

i don't know what this means?!?!?!?

im not in the mood for this shit today, thanks.

 

[jesus 2]

this is what my cousin sent me:

"make sure you go to club tru. when you get there, find the studio side and ask for a bouncer named 'Big Swolio.' Big swolio will show you the secret room. The lights will be off, but don't worry, 'The Swolio' knows. Just stand and wait for a big surprise."

i don't know what this means?!?!?!?

hahahahah. funny shit, puc.


j2da2

 

[HighIntensity]

hahahahah. funny shit, puc.


j2da2

yea totally funny as I am sitting here in an unreal amount of pain after surgery, your a real prick, no wonder god gave you shit for genetics.

 

[jesus 2]

yea totally funny as I am sitting here in an unreal amount of pain after surgery, your a real prick, no wonder god gave you shit for genetics.

puc never said anything about your post-surgery suffering, nor did i, muthasucka. and i'll bow down now because we all know that your genetics are better than mine!!! i am such a piece of crap!!!


ALL YOU FUCKERS BEST BOW DOWN TO SWOLIO!!! or else...your ass will be SWOLIO!!!

 

[HighIntensity]

puc never said anything about your post-surgery suffering, nor did i, muthasucka. and i'll bow down now because we all know that your genetics are better than mine!!! i am such a piece of crap!!!


ALL YOU FUCKERS BEST BOW DOWN TO SWOLIO!!! or else...your ass will be SWOLIO!!!

sitting home on a sat. night with your computer again...

lol

enjoy loser

 

[jesus 2]

sitting home on a sat. night with your computer again...

lol

enjoy loser

mr. SWOLIO for brains, it is only shortly past 6 p.m. here on the west coast, thus, it is not even "night" yet where i will go out and celebrate 'cause UCLA SUCKS NUTS!!!


j2da2


p.s. who is the loser? jesus 2, who can still go out and have fun and LIFT WEIGHTS?! or the guy sitting at home because he thinks he is so awesome getting to punch guys as a job, and breaks his hand, and after that still tries to fight. i think that's an easy answer. remember, mr. SWOLIO, i asked who is the loser, not who is the most badass!!!

 

[big_bad_buff]

WB HH

 

[HighIntensity]

mr. SWOLIO for brains, it is only shortly past 6 p.m. here on the west coast, thus, it is not even "night" yet where i will go out and celebrate 'cause UCLA SUCKS NUTS!!!


j2da2


p.s. who is the loser? jesus 2, who can still go out and have fun and LIFT WEIGHTS?! or the guy sitting at home because he thinks he is so awesome getting to punch guys as a job, and breaks his hand, and after that still tries to fight. i think that's an easy answer. remember, mr. SWOLIO, i asked who is the loser, not who is the most badass!!!

2 months out of the gym and I will still dwarf you= your the loser.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

*steps between J2 and HI and tries to break it up...*

 

[jesus 2]

2 months out of the gym and I will still dwarf you= your the loser.

you juice (and more) hardcore. you spend 6k$ on your body in a year. AND you are taller than me. take away 30lbs from your weight for the 3" inches you have on height than me, which averages 10lbs per inch in height (i know you are a bouncer, so i took the liberty of averaging it for you), and you weigh 178lbs. wow, that sure does dwarf 175lbs (mr. SWOLIO for brains). not bad for a 26 year old one-handed bouncer.

i on the other hand, maybe spend 300-400 dollars on my "body" a year. i am only 20, and am a rocket scientist. ummmm.....what was i getting at??? oh you are right, i guess i am a loser...


j2da2

 

[HighIntensity]

you juice (and more) hardcore. you spend 6k$ on your body in a year. AND you are taller than me. take away 30lbs from your weight for the 3" inches you have on height than me, which averages 10lbs per inch in height (i know you are a bouncer, so i took the liberty of averaging it for you), and you weigh 178lbs. wow, that sure does dwarf 175lbs (mr. SWOLIO for brains). not bad for a 26 year old one-handed bouncer.

i on the other hand, maybe spend 300-400 dollars on my "body" a year. i am only 20, and am a rocket scientist. ummmm.....what was i getting at??? oh you are right, i guess i am a loser...


j2da2

thats alot of takeaways to attempt to make a point, to bad life does not work that easy...

 

[jesus 2]

thats alot of takeaways to attempt to make a point, to bad life does not work that easy...

i didn't make an attempt to make a point. i did make a point.

1. you don't really dwarf me

2. you really are a stupid fuck

thanks for listenin'

j2da2

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

ASSWIPES.. take it to PM.. YOUR RUINING HH's THREAD!

 

[HighIntensity]

i didn't make an attempt to make a point. i did make a point.

1. you don't really dwarf me

2. you really are a stupid fuck

thanks for listenin'

j2da2

btw its 6 lbs for every inch not 10. stupid. also do you really think you look better then say fuckinshredded because you outweigh him by 8 pounds at the same height...but you look like ass and he dwarfs you. stupid.

 

[Frackal]

Love how you guys rip on a guy when he's down

 

[Citruscide]

Love how you guys rip on a guy when he's down

Yup... all HI has ever done is kicked it straight and narrow... people get offended... well TS.

A guy gets a broken hand... and man, the bees swarm... like a pestilence...

C-ditty

 

[jesus 2]

btw its 6 lbs for every inch not 10. stupid. also do you really think you look better then say fuckinshredded because you outweigh him by 8 pounds at the same height...but you look like ass and he dwarfs you. stupid.

i don't give a shit. i'm only 20 and have plenty of time.

you wanted to start a fight with me HI, come on, punch me! i bet you can take me...EVEN WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK!!! hahahahahHAHAHHA.

AT LEAST MY HAND ISN'T BROKEN.


j2da2

 

[HighIntensity]

i don't give a shit. i'm only 20 and have plenty of time.

you wanted to start a fight with me HI, come on, punch me! i bet you can take me...EVEN WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK!!! hahahahahHAHAHHA.

AT LEAST MY HAND ISN'T BROKEN.


j2da2

hands heal, genetics don't. good luck rocket man.

 

[jesus 2]

hands heal, genetics don't. good luck rocket man.

all it takes is time, HI. sure, i may never have great biceps, but i will get stronger and bigger.

and i'm also happy that i got better genetics in the brain. 'cause i know being a 26 year old bouncer will only get you a broken hand. good luck and happy healing. you should go smoke a joint of quality mj.


j2da2

 

[HighIntensity]

all it takes is time, HI. sure, i may never have great biceps, but i will get stronger and bigger.

and i'm also happy that i got better genetics in the brain. 'cause i know being a 26 year old bouncer will only get you a broken hand. good luck and happy healing. you should go smoke a joint of quality mj.


j2da2

I am a 26 year old student/ part time bouncer anything else, your flames repeat and lack validity being taken out of context.

 

[starfish]

Yup... all HI has ever done is kicked it straight and narrow... people get offended... well TS.

A guy gets a broken hand... and man, the bees swarm... like a pestilence...

C-ditty

You are way off base... But that's nothing new.

 

[starfish]

ASSWIPES.. take it to PM.. YOUR RUINING HH's THREAD!

I agree. A ruined Hippedy Hop thread. I was expecting a whole bunch of hippedy posts.

oh well...

 

[big4life]

The BOY has a broken hand, that doesn't change the fact that he has acted like an arrogant little jerk while on this board. So why should people have sympathy for him?

 

[HighIntensity]

The BOY has a broken hand, that doesn't change the fact that he has acted like an arrogant little jerk while on this board. So why should people have sympathy for him?

there's the christian spirit.

 

[starfish]

there's the christian spirit.

Look in the mirror.

 

[big4life]

there's the christian spirit.

H.I., I can be the most compassionate, sensitive man in the world, but once someone crosses me, I can also be the coldest son of a bitch in the world.

Live with it.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You are way off base.

Dang starfish...you see things pretty clearly for being...underwater.

 

[HighIntensity]

Look in the mirror.

If you really think this is how I am in real life, well enjoy your dinner.

 

[biteme]

When I was in marine boot camp, I was like the Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. I thought the shit they said was hilarious. I had to hold it in every day to keep from laughing in their faces. Once during an inspection, a drill instructor stopped in front of me and yelled at the top of his lungs, "NOSE HAIRS." It was all I could do to keep from busting out laughing.

 

[TEXgrl]

welcome back hippidy hop! you were missed!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

You registered right around the time I left for Navy bootcamp. "We're not the coast guard.....they don't even work hard" hehe.....gotta love those cadences. I just finished my A-school. Congrats on finishing successfully.

 

[hippedy hop]

You registered right around the time I left for Navy bootcamp. "We're not the coast guard.....they don't even work hard" hehe.....gotta love those cadences. I just finished my A-school. Congrats on finishing successfully.

let em sail let em sail, let the navy sail, from the east to the west U.S. coast guard we're ther best.

whats your rate , MOs ....

I hope you are enjoying the beer-belly navy!

 

[hippedy hop]

I agree. A ruined Hippedy Hop thread. I was expecting a whole bunch of hippedy posts.

oh well...

I have been busy buuuuuuuuuut of course I will make my return...

How about an "oooooooooooooohyeah" for now?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Is Coast Guard boot camp anything like Cub Scouts boot camp? I heard that's pretty tough. SSME told me.

 

[Ffactor]

S'up donkey!!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

let em sail let em sail, let the navy sail, from the east to the west U.S. coast guard we're ther best.

whats your rate , MOs ....

I hope you are enjoying the beer-belly navy!

Ours was "let em blow let em blow, let the trail winds blow, from the east to the west 317 is the best." That was my division. My rate is Operations Specialist and I love the beer-belly navy!!

LMAO @ HG Pennypacker

 

[kronk]

oooooooooooooohyeah Sup HH.

 

[Pamela]

Welcome back hippedy hop!


Glad to see you are back..

 

[Bullit]

2 months out of the gym and I will still dwarf you= your the loser.

Uhhh.. yeah.. thats the ticket.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Uhhh.. yeah.. thats the ticket.

By that impressive line of reasoning you all are losers and I'm a winner at 6' 6".

Dang....I feel better now.

 

[Bullit]

By that impressive line of reasoning you all are losers and I'm a winner at 6' 6".

Dang....I feel better now.

Well if nothing else, HI is known for his impressive lines of reasoning.

 

[jesus 2]

Well if nothing else, HI is known for his impressive lines of reasoning.

don't be a loser like jesus 2!!!

 

[velvett]

Got cockfight?







WELCOME BACK

Mr. Hippedy Hopster

 

[Testosterone boy]

Well if nothing else, HI is known for his impressive lines of reasoning.

Ain't that the truth. I have these wild dreams that I can think with the depth, breadth and speed of HI. Then I wake up and realize it will never happen

 

[unclep]

ok ok............HE´s baaaack!

Well well aspros made it through boot camp, congratulation but you didn´t go to Col. Equa. Pana. with the heonie. the think i might have you on the stories my friend. yo escribo un libro cuando devolvo y tu es de primero persona lea eso. uh huh......anyways it good to see you back.
YOUR BOY and uncle,
Pavlos Andonis,
Pablo Antonio,
Paulie Antony,
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