Upon my 128th review of the pics you sent me, I noticed something...after the cucumber was put into full play it was placed back on the coffee table, but half of it is missing.
wtf did the other half go?
wtf did the other half go?


Basically, what I said was code for, "Where the fuck did the other half go?"silverstar1025 said:wtf are you talking about??
jack sparrow said:Basically, what I said was code for, "Where the fuck did the other half go?"
silverstar1025 said:I understand what you are talking about, but I am wondering what he gave you I am assuming you are talking about adult movies.
I said cucumber, not dildo.vixensghost said:Please do not mention coffee tables and dildo's in the same sentence; I'd get worried. (Pin and I might be the only ones who get this inside joke)-lol
jack sparrow said:I said cucumber, not dildo.
Get your mind out of the gutter!

PICK3 said:JS + Guardian = the geigh![]()
guy = A steamy night of ass blasting.jack sparrow said:PICK3 + any randomguy = A steamy night of ass blasting.
silverstar1025 said:All work and you missed this thread today...
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/holy-boring-ass-friday-afternoon-593538.html
jack sparrow said:Dude totally stole my gig...wtf?
I mean seriously WTF??
Un
Fucking
Believable.
No need.silverstar1025 said:I know!!! Get in there and show him who the man is big daddy!
jack sparrow said:No need.
My people know the truth.
GUARDIAN said:shit i missed this. i actually had to do work yesterday at work so my posts were limited.
(she ate it in front of me. she got immediately screwed after that stunt)

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