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what kinda tobaccy you fancy?
you strike me as the marboloro red type of bor
 
Gambino said:
john wayne style, nice
myself i prefer the weeds
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roll up a blunt!
 
Gambino said:
shhh...don't say that to loud, my boss will here
i can roll a mean blunt though :mexican:
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hahaha

you and me... we need to hang out sometime! ;)
 
Frisky said:
hahaha

you and me... we need to hang out sometime! ;)
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what would the beau have to say about that?
btw my blunts have been known to drop panties fairly quickly
 
Gambino said:
what would the beau have to say about that?
btw my blunts have been known to drop panties fairly quickly
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I'm pretty damn sure he'd wanna join... otherwise the beau is pretty damn cool and wouldn't think twice about trusting me. I could hang out with you all day long and things would be peachy.
 
Frisky said:
I'm pretty damn sure he'd wanna join... otherwise the beau is pretty damn cool and wouldn't think twice about trusting me. I could hang out with you all day long and things would be peachy.
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Blunt? What is a blunt?
:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Blunt? What is a blunt?
:santa:
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lol

i'm pretty sure bino could describe a blunt better than I could. :verygood:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Now Spliff, I KNOW what that is!
:santa:

I think I need a Mr. Bikinomom thingie....
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cheap cigar split down the middle and emptied of tobacco
then fill with tweed, lick and roll :mexican:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Now Spliff, I KNOW what that is!
:santa:

I think I need a Mr. Bikinomom thingie....
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Spliff Relief....my favorite Reggae album ever!
"I smoke 2 joints in the morning
I smoke 2 joints at night.
I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon,
Makes me feel alright!
I smoke 2 joints in time of peace,
But in the time of war,
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints,
And then I smoke 2 more!"
 
Angel said:
Stressed and in pain
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fucking sick of this place! Pain... nah... have a bit of bruises on my legs, shins, and wow, entire body aches... but I can take the pain. Its the disrespect that I can't take.
 
OK... You guys are all makin love on my thread and now I come in here and you are all gettin high....

WITHOUT ME?!?!?!





WTF
 
BIKINIMOM said:
OK... You guys are all makin love on my thread and now I come in here and you are all gettin high....

WITHOUT ME?!?!?!





WTF
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That wasn't your ass???? Sorry AAP.......
 
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

*jumps up and down in a temper tantrum*


(Quick, somebody get a video camera)

*giggle*
 
medical said:
We've all seen it....no need for vid!
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The hell you say?

You mean my ex sold those tapes on the web?! :worried:

Motherfucker - THAT's where he got all the money for the scumbag attorneys all these years. :FRlol:
 
Gambino said:
cheap cigar split down the middle and emptied of tobacco
then fill with tweed, lick and roll :mexican:
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I have learned so much here... I am SOOOOOOOOOOO greatful......
:santa:
good damn thing my young lady is hot..

Notice I am pretty smart, I didn't say anything with the word "old"..... Old age has it's benefits, but only for me.....
 
BIKINIMOM said:
tee-hee :chomp:
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Honey,

Were those tapes the ones that were out of focus and had this tiny little pee pee in them?

I get so confused as to which tapes everyone is always talking about. The first few hundred or the second few hundred?

Just when I thought I have seen everything.
:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Honey,

Were those tapes the ones that were out of focus and had this tiny little pee pee in them?

I get so confused as to which tapes everyone is always talking about. The first few hundred or the second few hundred?

Just when I thought I have seen everything.
:santa:
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LOL No pee-pees present....

just the ones of me jumping up and down in a tempertantrum begging for attention. ;)

Or were we talking about the countless hours of videotape of me surfing the web, maintaining my old site and taking care of the house and kids while my ex watched unbenounced to me? LFMAO
 
I think you're kinda of a dweeb
posting about your sexual prowess like the many teenagers up in the anabolic forum
but you're collecting social security
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL No pee-pees present....

just the ones of me jumping up and down in a tempertantrum begging for attention. ;)

Or were we talking about the countless hours of videotape of me surfing the web, maintaining my old site and taking care of the house and kids while my ex watched unbenounced to me? LFMAO
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Well I thought it might be another attempt to let me see some juicy BM shit...
Damn missed it again, I see that at home all the time, you surfing the web, but maintaining the house? Hey... I do that!
:santa:
 
4everhung said:
I think you're kinda of a dweeb
posting about your sexual prowess like the many teenagers up in the anabolic forum
but you're collecting social security
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LOL Good thing your old man missed Vietnam.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Honey,

Were those tapes the ones that were out of focus and had this tiny little pee pee in them?

I get so confused as to which tapes everyone is always talking about. The first few hundred or the second few hundred?

Just when I thought I have seen everything.
:santa:
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Definitely BM alter work here.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL Good thing your old man missed Vietnam.
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I agree
I don't particularily like my old man
but I do have a high regard for how I was raised
 
4everhung said:
I think you're kinda of a dweeb
posting about your sexual prowess like the many teenagers up in the anabolic forum
but you're collecting social security
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I don't get wet thank you!

Besides both inches have been swollen for weeks. Now that is impressive!

Prowess? wow.. I can't collect Social Security yet give me a couple more months. I can live quite well on $235 a month, I can than quit my job at the laundry.

I really value your opinion of me, I'll try not to seem a dweeb again.
:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I don't get wet thank you!

Besides both inches have been swollen for weeks. Now that is impressive!

Prowess? wow.. I can't collect Social Security yet give me a couple more months. I can live quite well on $235 a month, I can than quit my job at the laundry.

I really value your opinion of me, I'll try not to seem a dweeb again.
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you know damn well who that was directed at
typically "we" reply to sybil not knowing where our rounds are going to land
now you're on the scene
more targets of opportunity
shit I do this for shits and giggles
 
BTW I thought your FICA payout was based on your contributions
and you have a ready figure
my neighbor is my age(44) and he's x-military
he doesn't work
he was a mechanic
seems like a cheap deal
oh and I know you don't work anymore
that's why you're in dallas while your bride is in jersey eating microwaved macoroni and cheese
 
4everhung said:
BTW I thought your FICA payout was based on your contributions
and you have a ready figure
my neighbor is my age(44) and he's x-military
he doesn't work
he was a mechanic
seems like a cheap deal
oh and I know you don't work anymore
that's why you're in dallas while your bride is in jersey eating microwaved macoroni and cheese
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Ummmm it was mr goodbars and day old coffee.

Get your facts straight.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Are you eating all that mac & cheese? DAMN here I am living large with the Ramen Noodles!!!!
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:rolleyes: Baby, stop listening to that bobo.

I told ya'll it was MR GOODBARS and DAY OLD COFFEE.

You know damned well that I dont like mac and cheese. :worried: And we only had enough Ramen noodles left for you...
 
BIKINIMOM said:
:rolleyes: Baby, stop listening to that bobo.

I told ya'll it was MR GOODBARS and DAY OLD COFFEE.

You know damned well that I dont like mac and cheese. :worried: And we only had enough Ramen noodles left for you...
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OK, you was about to be in real trouble woman!
I don't like Mr Goodbars and I left the coffee in the pot for you cause I was done.

:santa:

Am I really in Dallas????
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Seems a bit contradictory dont you think?

At any rate.... good for you! :)
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it's a comment about being/doing what is proper as a parent
isn't about winning a popularity contest with your children
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
OK, you was about to be in real trouble woman!
I don't like Mr Goodbars and I left the coffee in the pot for you cause I was done.

:santa:

Am I really in Dallas????
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Not according to Mark's PI.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
OK, you was about to be in real trouble woman!
I don't like Mr Goodbars and I left the coffee in the pot for you cause I was done.

:santa:

Am I really in Dallas????
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Fuck fess up - YOU dont even really exist!!!
 
medical said:
Not according to Mark's PI.
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Well I hope Marks PI doesn't tell my wife I am in Mexico City, she thinks I am milking goats here on the ranch.

DAMN I knew she might catch me!!!
 
this is nickolodean
I most likely fucked up the spelling of nickolodean
 
must be the agent orange exposure that makes this so fascinating
 
we come and go and get in the sandbox with BM when we wish
you married her
 
4everhung said:
we come and go and get in the sandbox with BM when we wish
you married her
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Well, that is correct. Thanks for the recognition!

It is really appeciated. The only difference is sand boxes usually contain cat shit. Seems to hold true.

I am a very lucky man.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Well, that is correct. Thanks for the recognition!

It is really appeciated. The only difference is sand boxes usually contain cat shit. Seems to hold true.

I am a very lucky man.
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LMFAO at the catshit comment...
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Well, that is correct. Thanks for the recognition!

It is really appeciated. The only difference is sand boxes usually contain cat shit. Seems to hold true.

I am a very lucky man.
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luck has nothing to do with it
I'm sure you met her in the airport
you airborne ranger you
 
40 year old mothers of four
and 55 year old men don't get lucky
you're fooling each other
 
heh the two of you have merged your attack and focused on me having two cats as pets
and then using that as some kind of ammunition
changing my sand box characterization into kitty litter as some kind of funny
it is
 
damn this is getting ugly
grumpy old maing i meant marjiuana, weed, smoke, 'erb
not dust or grass
 
Gambino said:
damn this is getting ugly
grumpy old maing i meant marjiuana, weed, smoke, 'erb
not dust or grass
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Damn!!!
I am so sorry. I forgot about that. Remember I grew up in the 60's most of us are kinda slow... Maybe due to smoking all that pot.

What does kitty litter have to do with BM? Do you know?
:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Damn!!!
I am so sorry. I forgot about that. Remember I grew up in the 60's most of us are kinda slow... Maybe due to smoking all that pot.

What does kitty litter have to do with BM? Do you know?
:santa:
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kitty litter? son i just don't know what you are talking about right here.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Sorry, I was reading a post above yours and as an old man was again confused.
:santa:
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you tri-focles proly got steamed up, no big deal
i've never had to spell focles before, did i fuck it up?
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Damn!!!
I am so sorry. I forgot about that. Remember I grew up in the 60's most of us are kinda slow... Maybe due to smoking all that pot.

What does kitty litter have to do with BM? Do you know?
:santa:
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don't forget the tripled exclamation points to indicate you're serious
 
Gambino said:
you tri-focles proly got steamed up, no big deal
i've never had to spell focles before, did i fuck it up?
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I don't have tri focals.. I use braille. Otherwise I couldn't see a damn thing. That is one of the reasons I think my wife is so HOT...
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Grumpy Old Man said:
I don't have tri focals.. I use braille. Otherwise I couldn't see a damn thing. That is one of the reasons I think my wife is so HOT...
:santa:
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are you saying your bride has small boobage, akin to braile bumps?
 
Gambino said:
are you saying your bride has small boobage, akin to braile bumps?
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HELL NO! single exclamation point, my finger got stuck last time, comes with the shaking of age...... see happened again. Damn periods.
:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I don't have tri focals.. I use braille. Otherwise I couldn't see a damn thing. That is one of the reasons I think my wife is so HOT...
:santa:
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you can't use deprecating humor while at the same time building her up
I think I said that right
basically you have spent the lion's share of your posts supporting your bride
and you can't switch thought patterns and be sarcastic so recently removed from the opposite
not effective
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
relio? damn right they are I can see em, I can touch em and damn they feel relio.....
:santa:
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The fuck you can...

You are just a figment of my creation.

Although.... I do think of myself when I touch myself. :p
 
BIKINIMOM said:
The fuck you can...

You are just a figment of my creation.

Although.... I do think of myself when I touch myself. :p
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I think of you when I AM touching you too..... Cause anyone else would really dimish both inches.... Damn periods they are getting out of control. God thing I haven't used those pesky Exclamation points.
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Grumpy Old Man said:
I think of you when I AM touching you too..... Cause anyone else would really dimish both inches.... Damn periods they are getting out of control. God thing I haven't used those pesky Exclamation points.
:santa:
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Hello!!!!

YOU ARENT REAL - fuckin shaky fingers, trifocals and all two inches of ya are only in MY HEAD!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Hello!!!!

YOU ARENT REAL - fuckin shaky fingers, trifocals and all two inches of ya are only in MY HEAD!
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Honey. If we are gonna talk about head then wooo hooo. I'll call you on my pretend phone and we can pretend to actually speak. I am trying really hard not to shake at the end of sentences.
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PS is prowess in a SN?
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Honey. If we are gonna talk about head then wooo hooo. I'll call you on my pretend phone and we can pretend to actually speak. I am trying really hard not to shake at the end of sentences.
:santa:

PS is prowess in a SN?
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OK, when can pretend cybersex and I will pretend to get off.

Your post script about prowess is a might interesting. Will have to get back to you after I'm done pretending. :rainbow:
 
4everhung said:
let's find out
your "man" ask him who's playin' tonight
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game over(no pun intended)
a man with such a distinguished history,yet finds the time to reposnd to my earlier jabs
could have answered the query in a nanosecond
unless he's geigh
 
Sassy69 said:
Do I have to move this thread to BTS?
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dump it
in the mass grave
serious
I thought plunkey's thread response was going to get that thread dumped
dump mine
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Well, I suppose since I don't exist there is no reason to be BTS.


The people are cleaning the office. I need to go out back milking the goats.
:santa:
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I thought that there was plenty of air between the sheets. :verygood: 'Cause YOU AINT THERE!!!
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Well, I suppose since I don't exist there is no reason to be BTS.


The people are cleaning the office. I need to go out back milking the goats.
:santa:
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not cleaning the office
I think you're a dweeb based on what I've read written by you
amplified by your bride's posts
I thought that was really insightful how you let her post a picture of your 82nd airborne buddies
and then I hear how shocked you were that I mentioned hamburger hill
I still stand by my "I call bullshit on you"
 
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