grumpy old maing

[Bikini Mod]

It was getting racy ...

How can it be racy when we are all just pretending?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I thought that there was plenty of air between the sheets. 'Cause YOU AINT THERE!!!

Honey I don't want to get racy, but what is a dweeb? Is that like a dick? Or someone that thinks his name should be huge dweeb or hanging dick? I am just a Grumpy Old Man.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Honey I don't want to get racy, but what is a dweeb? Is that like a dick? Or someone that thinks his name should be huge dweeb or hanging dick? I am just a Grumpy Old Man.

 

[Spartacus]

and don't try the crap "she found the photo on her own"
any 82nd airborne trooper who lost buddies in nam wouldn't mention it
not here especially

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

What does that smily thing mean? Like people in a room laughing together at someone looking for attention?

 

[-SD-]

What does that smily thing mean? Like people in a room laughing together at someone looking for attention?

Jesus Christ, you two just got married and you are already reduced to conversation via message boards.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Jesus Christ, you two just got married and you are already reduced to conversation via message boards.

HEY!!!

HE AINT REAL... GET YER FACTS STRAGIHT... WILL YA?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Jesus Christ, you two just got married and you are already reduced to conversation via message boards.

I guess I can't say anything since I really don't exist. Besides I am riding on My pretend wifes coat tails or butt floss as the case may be...
Because I am
MR BIKINIMOM

 

[pintoca]

I'm pretty damn sure he'd wanna join... otherwise the beau is pretty damn cool and wouldn't think twice about trusting me. I could hang out with you all day long and things would be peachy.

peachy? you shaved?

 

[Bikini Mod]

peachy? you shaved?

We like our womenz smoooooooooooooooooove.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Bikini Mod]

Were you going through my underwear drawer again? Where'd you get that photo of my honey?!?!! I had it between the panty-floss and low-rise boyshorts.

Looks like I am going to have to have my place dusted for fingerprints.

I feel so violated.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Were you going through my underwear drawer again? Where'd you get that photo of my honey?!?!! I had it between the panty-floss and low-rise boyshorts.

Looks like I am going to have to have my place dusted for fingerprints.

I feel so violated.

Honey don't worry, that was a really old pic, I look much older now! I hate it when people don't use current pics don't you?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Honey don't worry, that was a really old pic, I look much older now! I hate it when people don't use current pics don't you?

I am still busy trying to shower the skeevy feeling off of me.

To think that someone violated my underwear drawer REALLY creeps me out!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I am still busy trying to shower the skeevy feeling off of me.

To think that someone violated my underwear drawer REALLY creeps me out!

Did you finally get all that skeevy stuff off honey?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Did you finally get all that skeevy stuff off honey?

I just cant do it, no matter how hard I try.

I NEED YOUR HELP, YOU OLD GRUMP!!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I just cant do it, no matter how hard I try.

I NEED YOUR HELP, YOU OLD GRUMP!!

BABY!!!! I know you need a helping hand!! I'll be there as soon as I can. I miss ALL the wet spots!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

BABY!!!! I know you need a helping hand!! I'll be there as soon as I can. I miss ALL the wet spots!!

You like sleeping in those huh?

Btw - nice avatar.A bit creepy, dontcha think?! Till death us do part.... eh?