Group fitness classes rock!

[Stryker1992]

I just statred taking group fitness classes at a local training center. I am in love....about 100 times. This is the greatest idea since beer goggles. There are 45 sexy women in these classess and ME!!!!!!! I am going every fucking day!!!! I stand in the back and look at all these long lean muscles just aching for attention! LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!!!!

 

[LuluDeren]

How could you be in love 100 times if there are only 45 women?

 

[Cal_21]

How could you be in love 100 times if there are only 45 women?

He probably would want to love the hot ones more than once...
lol

 

[Cal_21]

Hey bro, nice to see more peeps from the other board hanging out in C & C.

 

[LuluDeren]

He probably would want to love the hot ones more than once...
lol

Outta here with your damn logic.

 

[Cal_21]

Outta here with your damn logic.

What like.... U + ME = ?

 

[Stryker1992]

He probably would want to love the hot ones more than once...
lol

Exactly. PLUS I HAVE ADHD!! Bro that is why I like you soo much. You know how I think!!!!

 

[LuluDeren]

What like.... U + ME = ?

+ =

 

[Stryker1992]

Outta here with your damn logic.

if you were there it would 101 times!!!!

 

[LuluDeren]

if you were there it would 101 times!!!!

Hmmm, you're kinda fickle, but then Cal's a freak.

 

[Cal_21]

+ =

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6URtItbNI2c

lol

 

[Cal_21]

Hmmm, you're kinda fickle, but then Cal's a freak.

in the sheets

 

[nimbus]

if you were there it would 101 times!!!!

so if you want to love the avg girl in that class 2.22 times, you're ranking LD close to the bottom of the barrel

 

[LuluDeren]

so if you want to love the avg girl in that class 2.22 times, you're ranking LD close to the bottom of the barrel

HEY! You too, Outta here with your damn logic.

 

[Cal_21]

HEY! You too, Outta here with your damn logic.

Well I'd love you long time

 

[Cal_21]

Well I'd love you long time

& maybe stryker after a few shots...he's a good borly










lol jk

 

[Stryker1992]

HEY! You too, Outta here with your damn logic.

Hey baby, I only need ONE good woman. I just have yet to find her!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL This reminds of the *creative* shtuff we used to do to meet guys back in the day ie legs contests and fraternity sponsored blood drives.

 

[Stryker1992]

LOL This reminds of the *creative* shtuff we used to do to meet guys back in the day ie legs contests and fraternity sponsored blood drives.

yah, whatever, i have asked you out 100 times!!!! never get no where!!!!

 

[Stryker1992]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6URtItbNI2c

lol

cali clean out your pm box you goon!!!!! it is full!!!!!

 

[Cal_21]

cali clean out your pm box you goon!!!!! it is full!!!!!

just cleaned it up.

 

[Bikini Mod]

yah, whatever, i have asked you out 100 times!!!! never get no where!!!!

That's because you were too heavy on the negs then rolled away too quick...

You never heard me say, "Ummm I hope you're just fronting 'cause I dig you too BAY-BEE."

 

[Stryker1992]

That's because you were too heavy on the negs then rolled away too quick...

You never heard me say, "Ummm I hope you're just fronting 'cause I dig you too BAY-BEE."

kay, let me try again...nice tits!

 

[Bikini Mod]

kay, let me try again...nice tits!

WTF kinda neg is that?

Dude... pay attention to the fukkin sideshow freak master and his clowndoucheposse...

And MAYBE you can pick me up.






Shall we try this again, from the beginning?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

kay, let me try again...nice tits!

Why yes they are........

 

[Stryker1992]

WTF kinda neg is that?

Dude... pay attention to the fukkin sideshow freak master and his clowndoucheposse...

And MAYBE you can pick me up.






Shall we try this again, from the beginning?

wait, are you doing it with grumpy old man???

shit...i have not got a chance! oh the humanity. Back to fitness class with the hot babes in tight short shorts.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

wait, are you doing it with grumpy old man???

shit...i have not got a chance! oh the humanity. Back to fitness class with the hot babes in tight short shorts.

Bro, nobody can compete with a lawn gnome. It is well known worldwide!

I can help ya out though, trying to pick up babes when they are sweaty and tired might not work out too good for ya.

Hang with the old broad and this gnome and learn the fine art of seduction.

( I think ya might have been doing ok till the nice tits thing) First ya got to get to know a girl.

Like hi, nice eyes, I have seen you before I couldn't forget seeing a beautiful woman like you. Do you like animals? Are you close by.
THEN hey nice tits wanna go back to my place? See ya just got to break that into general conversation.

This approach works better than .. Hey bitch wanna fuk? Cause they either will slap ya or the bouncer will kick your ass. Either way not too great of an approach..

Once ya get as old as this old gnome it is easy to get hot chicks. But more than two at a time really tired me out after the first few hours...

Oh the humanity, I am glad to just get it a lot less now since I got married. We are down to only three or four times a day. Damn good thing I have to work a couple hours a day so I can rest!

 

[Stryker1992]

Bro, nobody can compete with a lawn gnome. It is well known worldwide!

I can help ya out though, trying to pick up babes when they are sweaty and tired might not work out too good for ya.

Hang with the old broad and this gnome and learn the fine art of seduction.

( I think ya might have been doing ok till the nice tits thing) First ya got to get to know a girl.

Like hi, nice eyes, I have seen you before I couldn't forget seeing a beautiful woman like you. Do you like animals? Are you close by.
THEN hey nice tits wanna go back to my place? See ya just got to break that into general conversation.

This approach works better than .. Hey bitch wanna fuk? Cause they either will slap ya or the bouncer will kick your ass. Either way not too great of an approach..

Once ya get as old as this old gnome it is easy to get hot chicks. But more than two at a time really tired me out after the first few hours...

Oh the humanity, I am glad to just get it a lot less now since I got married. We are down to only three or four times a day. Damn good thing I have to work a couple hours a day so I can rest!

You are the man!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

You are the man!

Well I am the "Gnome" dats right dats right....