Great KB self-pnw3age today

[KillahBee]

So one of my colleagues (I am friends with her, worked many events with her) is in town for an event. She calls me this morning to ask me something and after a few minutes of her not laughing after a few witty jokes, I note "YOu sound miserable". The following conversation:

"My dad died lastnight"
"WTF! For real?!"
"Yeah"
"OMG. Jesus. Fuck. I'm fucking so sorry"
"Yeah"
"Well fuck, dude. Why are you here? Working?! Go home!"
"Why?"
"I don't know. To be with your family?!"
"Eh. I'm here now"
"Dude, I'll cover for you. Jsut go the fuck home"

We talk for a few and hang up. I then end an email that says something to the tune of "Seriously, go home. I'll find a way to cover for you. No problem whatsoever".

No response.

A few minutes later I'm talking to my boy back in the HQ and I bring it up.

"Man, I can't believe it about kate. You heard her dad died?!"
"Wait, what?"
"Her dad died."
"Dude, no."
"What?"
"Her dog died."


Fuck. I'm an idiot.

 

[PICK3]

poor doggy

 

[Raptorex]

that was nice of you

 

[javaguru]

So one of my colleagues (I am friends with her, worked many events with her) is in town for an event. She calls me this morning to ask me something and after a few minutes of her not laughing after a few witty jokes, I note "YOu sound miserable". The following conversation:

"My dad died lastnight"
"WTF! For real?!"
"Yeah"
"OMG. Jesus. Fuck. I'm fucking so sorry"
"Yeah"
"Well fuck, dude. Why are you here? Working?! Go home!"
"Why?"
"I don't know. To be with your family?!"
"Eh. I'm here now"
"Dude, I'll cover for you. Jsut go the fuck home"

We talk for a few and hang up. I then end an email that says something to the tune of "Seriously, go home. I'll find a way to cover for you. No problem whatsoever".

No response.

A few minutes later I'm talking to my boy back in the HQ and I bring it up.

"Man, I can't believe it about kate. You heard her dad died?!"
"Wait, what?"
"Her dad died."
"Dude, no."
"What?"
"Her dog died."


Fuck. I'm an idiot.

I made a thread about Nitchske.

 

[all the whey]

That is cool. Losing a pet can be painful. They are just like a member of the family.

She will really appreciate what you did, and think you are a caring guy.





(So, the next time you are working together, and she has a few too many. She may give you a sympathy fuck) It could happen.

 

[PICK3]

I made a thread about Nitchske.

RIP

 

[Raptorex]

I made a thread about Nitchske.

great linebacker

 

[javaguru]

RIP

Fourteen years is a long time to spend with a creature that gives you unconditional adoration.

 

[calveless wonder]

losing a pet sucks.

but hopefully she blows you as compensation for grieving

 

[jnevin]

Fourteen years is a long time to spend with a creature that gives you unconditional adoration.

I felt really bad the day you posted that thread. I'll be a mess when my pup goes.

 

[Sub-Zero]

So one of my colleagues (I am friends with her, worked many events with her) is in town for an event. She calls me this morning to ask me something and after a few minutes of her not laughing after a few witty jokes, I note "YOu sound miserable". The following conversation:

"My dad died lastnight"
"WTF! For real?!"
"Yeah"
"OMG. Jesus. Fuck. I'm fucking so sorry"
"Yeah"
"Well fuck, dude. Why are you here? Working?! Go home!"
"Why?"
"I don't know. To be with your family?!"
"Eh. I'm here now"
"Dude, I'll cover for you. Jsut go the fuck home"

We talk for a few and hang up. I then end an email that says something to the tune of "Seriously, go home. I'll find a way to cover for you. No problem whatsoever".

No response.

A few minutes later I'm talking to my boy back in the HQ and I bring it up.

"Man, I can't believe it about kate. You heard her dad died?!"
"Wait, what?"
"Her dad died."
"Dude, no."
"What?"
"Her dog died."


Fuck. I'm an idiot.

hahhahah thats awsome. is that the married one you banged the shit out of on your couch?

also, thats funny,

 

[jnevin]

hahhahah thats awsome. is that the married one you banged the shit out of on your couch?

also, thats funny,

LMFAO @ your sig.

How pathetic.

 

[Sub-Zero]

LMFAO @ your sig.

How pathetic.

 

[H_T_]

lol.

 

[GUARDIAN]

makes me wanna go home and c the dogs

 

[silverskyline]

I'D RATHER MY DAD DIED THAN MY DOG, shes a bad ass dog! yeah

 

[KillahBee]

hahhahah thats awsome. is that the married one you banged the shit out of on your couch?

also, thats funny,

what married chick did I bang on my couch?

 

[jnevin]

what married chick did I bang on my couch?

I think it was Patsfan's mom.

 

[mountain muscle]

what married chick did I bang on my couch?

I think he meant married dude.

 

[silverskyline]

I think it was Patsfan's mom.

oh snap

 

[Sub-Zero]

what married chick did I bang on my couch?

maybe she wasnt married. the chick u work with who u woke up with on your dick, literally, and she was apparently crazy, in the sack, then wouldnt look at you the next day, cauise she was married to/going out with/crush on some other guy

 

[KillahBee]

maybe she wasnt married. the chick u work with who u woke up with on your dick, literally, and she was apparently crazy, in the sack, then wouldnt look at you the next day, cauise she was married to/going out with/crush on some other guy

nah ,different chick. that one had a long-term BF (still does).

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you can use that story to pick up many chicks

in fact, im stealing it