BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I pulled an elite executive move and told him he would be banned if he didn't create this thread.....
LOL @ everyone believing ANY of shrimp's stories. I mean, come on..... would you still have believed it if we told you the cat sustained a neck injury from getting it on with the neighbor cat and then died?
Lesson of the day, shrimp tells a lot of stories, and most of them you shouldnt really believe....
I am a little disappointed that the thread didnt achieve it's prime directive however.