got something to tell you all

[tinytank]

now matter how much drink you have had, no matter how much you can lift, ....... dont fight bouncers !

 

[SoKlueles]

sigh, what have i told you?

 

[tinytank]

sigh, what have i told you?

its ok, i was just thrown down a flight of stairs, it coulda been alot worse.

 

[Kakdiesel]

thanks captain newsflash

 

[needtogetaas]

lol I am going to be a boncer by the end of april.took it on as a second job.going to be working at a stip club.

 

[PICK3]

What about policemen ... is it a good idea to fight with them?

 

[coldblue1955]

now matter how much drink you have had, no matter how much you can lift, ....... dont fight bouncers !

Don't tell me you got kicked out from a nudity bar!

 

[DieselGunz]

lol, that shit happens every night

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh, i have a joke! i have joke! but its baaaaaaaaaaaaad, really really baaaaaaaaaaad...but fuckit, im going to say it anyway

tinytank, you have to look at the brightside on this one mang...if you were taller, you would have fallen a lot further, and been really fucked up

anyway, what happened? i almost lost it and fallen down some stairs when i was in a fight (dude grabbed at my neck when the first step was at my heel behind me...2 flights worth straight down, with aluminium edging ) and i saw a girl literally FLY down some stairs at another place, which wasnt pretty...what did you do? where did you cop it? who was the bouncer? shall we clean him up?

 

[jimmy d]

hey the only chance you have is sober and then run fast

 

[theoak01]

you gotta chill bro,Ive worked with some stupid bouncers man,one day your gonna end up in the hospital

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you gotta chill bro,Ive worked with some stupid bouncers man,one day your gonna end up in the hospital

agree totally with this one, i know some bouncers that are absolute wankers ie beat the shit out of a drunk for kicks, or tell the drunk to call a cab, then when they have their new phone out of their pockets, slap them as hard as possible then stoop and pick up the phone.

the level of trust people place in bouncers is completely unwarranted

 

[jaybois]

now matter how much drink you have had, no matter how much you can lift, ....... dont fight bouncers !

Most bouncers are hollow,broke,pussy deprived wanna be tough guys,what do you expect?

 

[tinytank]

ok everyone chill. it was an un provoked attack on me. well kinda.

ok the story goes like this, .. it was one of my mates 18th, and he ws pritty hammerd. anyway 3 bouncers go over and are like " ok you have to leave now ! " then the grab him and pull him away. so i say in quite a normal voice "wait a minute guys, its his 18th, yeah hes really drunk but we will all look after him".. then they drop my friend, then turn round to me in a pissed off looking way and say " excuse me , but who the fuck are you lil man ? "
so i then say im nobody, im just out with my mates having a good night, so dont need to be dicks about it. "

needless to say that was the last word i got in. before i could finish saying ^ he grabbed me by the neck, another guy pulls my arm behind my back and are dragging me outa the place. then trips me up at the top of the stairs, and pushes my head down, so im basicly flying down the muther fucking stairs . BASTERDS

 

[tinytank]

What about policemen ... is it a good idea to fight with them?

ill tell you tonight

 

[PBR]

thanks captain newsflash

lmao.......

 

[novamanms]

Being a former bouncer, I can vouge that often times I wanted to fight them more than the drunks we wrangled.