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We were in Chicago for work, at the Hyatt. When we got there my buddy/coworker and I out our things in our manager's room since we didn't have time to check in yet. The day went by and evening came so we headed to the bar in the hotel. Our manager was there talking to some chick when I noticed in her bag was a credit card machine....instantly I new she was a hooker.....she looked like one too. She said she was in town to work and was from Vegas. My buddy and I decided to get our stuff out of our manager's room, and put it in ours so we head up there. We get there and my buddy has to take a shit..and wants to hurry so he can take it in our room. I said screw that! No since stinking our room up! Take it here, so he did. It was a masterpiece. He made me look at it....it was at least 14" long with a clean break....and it had some girth to it as well. He was getting ready to send it to it's watery grave when I told him no! Leave it for Chad (our boss). We did, but left the door to the bathroom closed so when opened the stench would knock him on his ass since half of the turd was beached.
The night goes on and we get hammered and forget all about what we had done, until we seen Chad take up the hooker to the room. This was going to be better then expected. We stayed in the lobby/bar till Chad came down. He was pissed, calling us f-ing disgusting and that the turd wasn't humanly possible. We asked what happened with the women, and he played dumb....We also denied the turd and said it was his roommate. The roommate was standing 10 feet away, so Chad walked over and bitch slapped him. I've never seen such a dumbfounded look on anyone as I seen on his roommate. We lost it then with laughter in which turn proved our guilt.
We find out the next morning that Chad and the hooker went to his room, and laid in the bed...she headed to the bathroom to get ready when she was greeted with the timber....she was so disgusted she ran out screaming and headed down the hall. Chad tried to convince her it wasn't him that did that, but she didn't buy it. She said you must be gay if something that big came out of your ass.
In the end Chad didn't get laid, and he still doesn't know which one of us left the turd....he promised payback if he found out which one. -The End
The night goes on and we get hammered and forget all about what we had done, until we seen Chad take up the hooker to the room. This was going to be better then expected. We stayed in the lobby/bar till Chad came down. He was pissed, calling us f-ing disgusting and that the turd wasn't humanly possible. We asked what happened with the women, and he played dumb....We also denied the turd and said it was his roommate. The roommate was standing 10 feet away, so Chad walked over and bitch slapped him. I've never seen such a dumbfounded look on anyone as I seen on his roommate. We lost it then with laughter in which turn proved our guilt.
We find out the next morning that Chad and the hooker went to his room, and laid in the bed...she headed to the bathroom to get ready when she was greeted with the timber....she was so disgusted she ran out screaming and headed down the hall. Chad tried to convince her it wasn't him that did that, but she didn't buy it. She said you must be gay if something that big came out of your ass.
In the end Chad didn't get laid, and he still doesn't know which one of us left the turd....he promised payback if he found out which one. -The End
