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>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
> >Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there
> >thinks you're a fat slut.
> >
> >Man: Is this seat empty?
> >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> >Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking
> >my cock
> >
> >Man: Your place or mine?
> >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> >Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it
> >to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit
> >where you go.
> >
> >Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> >Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> >Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.
> >
> >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> >Woman: Do not enter.
> >Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
> >
> >
> >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> >Woman: Unfertilized.
> >Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your
> >back.
> >
> >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> >Man: That works for me....... As long as you're still
> >warm when I shove it up your ass.
> >
> >Male: Do you want to dance?
> >Female: No!
> >Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks
> >fat in those pants
> >
> > Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
> >Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there
> >thinks you're a fat slut.
> >
> >Man: Is this seat empty?
> >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> >Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking
> >my cock
> >
> >Man: Your place or mine?
> >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> >Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it
> >to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit
> >where you go.
> >
> >Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> >Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> >Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.
> >
> >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> >Woman: Do not enter.
> >Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
> >
> >
> >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> >Woman: Unfertilized.
> >Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your
> >back.
> >
> >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> >Man: That works for me....... As long as you're still
> >warm when I shove it up your ass.
> >
> >Male: Do you want to dance?
> >Female: No!
> >Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks
> >fat in those pants
> >
