The best friend will bail you out of jail the same day he had knee surgery.
A friend of mine picked me up from the hospital and drove me home after my knee surgery. On her way home she got in a car accident. Unpaid speeding ticket = warrant for arrest. I went and got the bail money and went to the jail. It took about 6 hours to process her and I was sitting in the waiting room for about 5 with no painkillers.
Oh yeah, did I mention my car is a stick shift. Ouch.