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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad at you and asks you "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer.
Never tell your Mommy her diet is not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.
When your Mom is mad at Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Never leave your three year old brother in the same room as your homework assignment.
A puppy always has bad breath, even after eating a Tic Tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't ever tease your sister when she is holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your Mom when she is on the phone.
Never try to baptize a cat.
When your dad is mad at you and asks you "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer.
Never tell your Mommy her diet is not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.
When your Mom is mad at Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Never leave your three year old brother in the same room as your homework assignment.
A puppy always has bad breath, even after eating a Tic Tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't ever tease your sister when she is holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your Mom when she is on the phone.
Never try to baptize a cat.
