Gonad Snip

[squatpuke]

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Gettin a vasectomy soon...yes, I'm worried.

Anyone have any advise? I've heard it's wise to have frozen peas on hand.

Any horror stories?

Any questions to ask the doc?

Thanks.

 

[Mr. dB]

Make her get a tubal ligation instead.

 

[canadianhitman]

those two words should NEVER be combined.

 

[squatpuke]

bump.....

 

[tuc biscuit]

shit bro, you will be important

 

[SoKlueles]

Make her get a tubal ligation instead.

Of course a man would say that
Men need to realize that their woman has children for them, and that that, in itself, is hard work......if you get a vasectomy.....it takes like 10 minute and you are out of the office in no time.
You can even have sex the next day and yes u still ejaculate like before, and the more time that passes after the procedure you are less likely to produce sperm.
A man I know, went to just have a consult with the dr in his office and went back home walking funny and he took some pain pills and the next day everything was ok
Youll be ok

 

[Mr. dB]

Of course a man would say that
Men need to realize that their woman has children for them, and that that, in itself, is hard work......if you get a vasectomy.....it takes like 10 minute and you are out of the office in no time.

Well, we're not the ones who are at risk of getting pregnant.

 

[SoKlueles]

Well, we're not the ones who are at risk of getting pregnant.

its your sperm that gets us in this perdicament
its harder for a woman to get a tubal than a guy to get his noogies snipped

 

[MikeMartial]

The complications of a tubal are far more serious than that of a vasectomy. 'Nuff said about that.

I personally haven't have a vasectomy, but many of my coworkers have. Other than swelling (yes, a bag o' frozen peas is a fine idea) I've never heard of one complaint.

It's a very simple procedure.

 

[thelion2005]

It is simple and not painful ... not like a kick there.

They don't even stitch the incession now.

If the nurse is cute, have her shave you. She should also collect the sample later for testing.

 

[squatpuke]

Thurs. 7/28 is my BIG day....wish me luck.

 

[Gymgurl]

Good luck...hubby had it done and never took one pain pill...said if he knew it was that easy he would have done it sooner....we had sex the next day...HOWEVER make sure you go back for all the rechecks...he was positive forever....well 2 months or so

 

[blut wump]

Are you getting some of the boys frozen 'just in case'? I guess it probably doesn't matter: you should still be producing but they just have no route out.

 

[squatpuke]

no frozen swimmers...I've got 3 kids now and am very happy.

 

[blut wump]

Well, good luck to you, bro.

 

[guest username]

Hopefully you won't hear the urologist say "oops." Never the best word to hear from your surgeon.

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I wonder how it went?

 

[squatpuke]

Funny post of Swatdocs....

I got one "oops" and a "hmmmmmm"....(funny to be thinking about EF posts while getting your nads worked on.)

It's definitely NOT what you want to hear from your Urologist....

He had a REAL tough time with my right biscuit. Couldn't get the rascal to give up the goods....finally did, but with quite a bit of fiddling.

Thank god for Lidocaine.....

Overall, I'm pretty sore, and it wasn't NOT a pleasent experience....although it was quite painless...all the snipping of flesh and tying and cortorizing left me pretty queezy. I'm taking the rest of the weekend OFF.

Thanks to all who were involved in this thread....you guys rock.

Looking forward to shooting blanks.

 

[Gymgurl]

Just rember to make sure you are not loaded...I'm glad it went well

 

[squatpuke]

4 days later....wifey and I tested out the modified gear.....no problems in that department I'm glad to report.

 

[BOWTECH]

Had a vas. last Dec put me out of the gym for just a week. Just keep Ice on it for about 2 days and you will be fine. Better than having MORE KIDS