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bwood
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since i am going to law school shortly, my friends and family
have decided to keep me abreast of all the lawyer jokes
that they run across. this one was funny:
a guy's business was broke into for the 3rd time so he
got fed up and decided to get a guard dog. he arrived at
the guard dog school and approached the owner. he told the
owner of his problems and how he wanted the meanest
sob of a dog on the planet.
the owner said" ive got just the dog for you buddy, follow me"
they walked down a hallway and passed a dog snarling and
charging the bars. the guy says"that is the dog i want".
the owner said"no, that dog is just a big pussy, the
dog you want is further down"
they proceeded down further and a huge dog charged the
bars, roaring in fury, causing concrete dust to trickle down from
the ceiling while shooting boiling piss out from behind him.
the guy looks in and sees what appears to be human body
parts, miscellanous pieces of cats and several half eaten
grizzly bears. the guy says"that is the dog right?"
the owner shakes his head"no, that dog is a pussy too. follow
me".
they come to the last cage and a mangy dog missing half his
teeth is pathetically whining, running around the pen. he stops
every time he circles the pen and licks his ass frantically like he
is digging for gold. they watch him do this for a minute and the
guy says"this is the dog? you gotta be kidding me,all he does is lick his ass."
the owner says"mister, that is the meanest dog i've ever
had. the problem is that he just ate 4 lawyers and is trying
to get the bad taste outta his mouth."
have decided to keep me abreast of all the lawyer jokes
that they run across. this one was funny:
a guy's business was broke into for the 3rd time so he
got fed up and decided to get a guard dog. he arrived at
the guard dog school and approached the owner. he told the
owner of his problems and how he wanted the meanest
sob of a dog on the planet.
the owner said" ive got just the dog for you buddy, follow me"
they walked down a hallway and passed a dog snarling and
charging the bars. the guy says"that is the dog i want".
the owner said"no, that dog is just a big pussy, the
dog you want is further down"
they proceeded down further and a huge dog charged the
bars, roaring in fury, causing concrete dust to trickle down from
the ceiling while shooting boiling piss out from behind him.
the guy looks in and sees what appears to be human body
parts, miscellanous pieces of cats and several half eaten
grizzly bears. the guy says"that is the dog right?"
the owner shakes his head"no, that dog is a pussy too. follow
me".
they come to the last cage and a mangy dog missing half his
teeth is pathetically whining, running around the pen. he stops
every time he circles the pen and licks his ass frantically like he
is digging for gold. they watch him do this for a minute and the
guy says"this is the dog? you gotta be kidding me,all he does is lick his ass."
the owner says"mister, that is the meanest dog i've ever
had. the problem is that he just ate 4 lawyers and is trying
to get the bad taste outta his mouth."
