Going to a gay gym... what can I expect?

[AAP]

deteras penis flossing in the sauna is a given, but what else should I expect?

 

[ChefWide]

A Hot Lunch.

 

[RADAR]

Wear sunglasses so no one won't recognize you.


RADAR

 

[jerkbox]

deteras penis flossing in the sauna is a given

lmfao

 

[jh1]

The railing on Deteras is about as old as Deteras bashing you... get over it. It's pathetic.


As far as what to expect in a gay gym.... I'd expect a bunch of gay dudes, anonymous sex in the lockeroom, drugs... etc.

Why are you going to a 'gay' gym now?

 

[BileStew]

Showtunes playing over the sound system.

 

[Kroliczek]

Expect a lot of very well-manicured men machines!

(AAP, take me to the gym with you?)

 

[MrMuscle]

He was kicked out of Baileys for writing Deteras name all over the locker room.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

a climbing wall where the pieces have been left out of the plywood on purpose

oh, and a bunch of gays, probably

 

[AAP]

Notice when I made a comment about deteras knees, he took that little tidbit out of his sig. Know why? Bad knees = cocksucker with mileage.

 

[canadianhitman]

lotsa soap dropping in the shower I'd imagine

 

[hardrock]

Having your spotter tea bag you while benching.

 

[AAP]

physique wise.... I am expecting all abs and biceps.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Besides feeling like a piece of meat??
A personal towel drier!!!!

 

[hardrock]

everyone wears a jockstrap.

Whats up with gay guys and jockstraps anyway?

 

[dfi]

Maybe you'll get lots of dates!

 

[yomama]

Having your spotter tea bag you while benching.

hardrock, are you guessing your bodyfat? You look more than 13%.

 

[curling]

A weird smell probably. And alot hemroid treatment discussions.

 

[dfi]

everyone wears a jockstrap.

Whats up with gay guys and jockstraps anyway?

Women wont/cant wear them, so gay guys view jocks as
the ultimate manly garment.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I have no clue...besides alota gay fellas

 

[Deterass]

Roses are red violets are blue
AAP loves cock
This we know is true
Try and try as he might
to be a normal fag
He still gets owned daily
by the straight guys

 

[AAP]

A weird smell probably. And alot hemroid treatment discussions.

LMAO!!!

What kind of weird smell?

 

[curling]

What kind of weird smell?

I don't know I would rather not even think about it,

Oh and one more thing a line of dudes waiting to help spot squaters.

 

[hardrock]

hardrock, are you guessing your bodyfat? You look more than 13%.

Thats an old pic Brobotech. Was all puffed up on a cycle too.

 

[AAP]

I don't know I would rather not even think about it,

Oh and one more thing a line of dudes waiting to help spot squaters.

What would you describe it like?

 

[AAP]

deterasissy - why did you edit your sig and take out the part about your knees? was my ownage of you that bad?

BTW your poem doesn't even rhyme. You can't even get that right.

 

[curling]

What would you describe it like?

I have no idea so I can't. Just weird.

 

[hardrock]

A gooey substance left on the tanning beds that isn't tanning lotion.

 

[hardrock]

overbooked aerobics classes every hour of the day.

 

[hardrock]

Everyone fighting over the pink dumbells, and not cause they're weak, but because they go with their headband and leggins.

 

[AAP]

I have no idea so I can't. Just weird.

Like stale almonds?

Or that mineral body spritz that everyone in the yoga class wears in order to smell like feng sheui.

 

[AAP]

Everyone fighting over the pink dumbells, and not cause they're weak, but because they go with their headband and leggins.

LOL!!! Awesome.

 

[big4life]

Just don't drop the soap.

 

[geminitwins]

thongs