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Going Postal on the people upstairs...

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Ok...wasn't feeling well yesterday as it was and even got sick last night before going to bed (can't shake this thing...). Night Fly goes to bed at 1:30 and I really wasn't tired, so I went to eat a bite and watch some TV. I fall asleep around 2:30 or 3 and wake up on the couch at 6:30.

I eat again and head back to bed with Night Fly. I cuddle all in by 6:45 and her alarm goes off at 7. It is one of those that is EXTREMELY loud and annoying and she has it placed across the room so she has to get up to turn it off. Naturally...I am about 2 seconds from being sound asleep before it goes off and it goes off for about 30 seconds before she hears it and shuts it off. I look over and say..."7'oclock? I thought you didn't have to be at work till 11." She tells me that she doesn't but had planned to get up early and do something. She goes back to sleep.

From there it gets a little fuzzy...I think someone called and she talked to them on the phone and that some other type of alarm went off...can't really remember. I do remember her alarm going off again at 9:45 and me sitting up in the bed and saying loudly..."Fire alarm, go down the stairs single file" while she just looked at me funny...lol.

I sat up till she left at 10 to tan and go to work...then laid back down for some serious quiet shut eye. Window is blocked by a black blanket, air conditioning is cranked, bed all to myself....great. Then...the people that live above her start running across their room, up and down the hall. They start stomping on the floor...time after time...and usually JUST as I would fall asleep. I swear I could hear the walls rattle. This went on for HOURS!!!!

Finally at noon I could no longer stand to lay in bed and listen to this so I just got up...thinking of how I could make some sort of Vodoo doll of them and torture it...or flip their car over...whichever.

What a fun Friday...gonna sit around and think of what I can do to them tonight when they fall asleep at 9pm.

Any ideas?

B True
 
the People's Champ said:
does she have any loud house appliances? vaccum? blender? you guys could wrestle or something. have a pillow fight

What is a Vaccum? I've seen one used but never used one before myself...hahaah...j/k.

Not for sure...they live above us...thinking about beating on the ceiling late at night maybe...

B True
 
Just have REALLY LOUD SEX... ALL NIGHT LONG!

You know, the kind where you fuck for four hours, nut four times and don't lose yer hardon once... :D
 
Oooh!!! Good suggestion BikiiniMom!!!

I was going to suggest getting a basketball and just throwing it up at the ceiling over and over again for hours.....but I think your idea sounds like much more fun. ;)
 
bikinimom said:
Just have REALLY LOUD SEX... ALL NIGHT LONG!

You know, the kind where you fuck for four hours, nut four times and don't lose yer hardon once... :D

Even better if Night Fly's bed has a headboard. Real loud headboard banging sex!

(just don't bang her head against the headboard while it hits the wall)
 
You guys sure know how to embarass me...lol.

The basketball idea sounds great!!!!

B True
 
I find that 4 or 500 watts of power driving a dedicated 12" sub and a little hard core gangsta wrap will piss anybody off. Usually its the people below and not above that knock on the door tho.
 
JayBro said:
I find that 4 or 500 watts of power driving a dedicated 12" sub and a little hard core gangsta wrap will piss anybody off. Usually its the people below and not above that knock on the door tho.

I had a girlfriend once that was having problems with the guy living next to her. He was playing his stereo really loud late at night and it was keeping her up, she had to work early in the mornings. I went over one morning after she left for work and rolled in my Mackie amp and put 1,400 watts into one of my Dual 18" concert subs...then left for about an hour.

He apologized...

B True
 
Ummm...scratch the basketball idea unless you want to vacuum all the white shaving from the ceiling off of my bed. Vacuum sounds like a good idea...why don't you do that today? ;)

Bed all to yourself, huh? You know there is a couch in the living room! Didn't know company bothered you so much. ;) hehe...
 
Place yoou biggest Atlas stone directly in front of the front tires and the second largest one directly behing the rear wheels
 
Cornholio said:
Place yoou biggest Atlas stone directly in front of the front tires and the second largest one directly behing the rear wheels

That is a good idea. My stones are at my home though. I was on a stake out last night and they pulled up in a new Ford F150 4WD Truck. 3 kids, man and woman. Up all night and again early this morning...sounds like they are doing some sort of tribal aerobics dance upstairs...

B True
 
hahaha....you guys are a riot!!!!

It is always sex with you bkmom...you trying to tell me something? ;)

B True
 
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