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i ask my friend to come over to my house. he comes up, i didnt know he was bringing his girlfriend. not only was she not invited, i opened the door and she just walks in, and doesnt even introduce herself, as she waddles her 500lb mass into my abode. the nerve of that dangling clit! theyre here right now, and i just had to vent. my friend will hear about her insolent behavior after.

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