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Goddammit! You Women Smell, Enough With The Bath And Body Crap!!!

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Actually yeah, fried fish smells great, and tatses better. oh you mean pussy? Sorry, I haven't smelled a girl that smelled like fish in a while, but no, I'd rather they smell Clean, yet not too chemically. I'd rather not be nasally raped by every csometics company this side of Saturn..
 
Burning Inside,

Ok, here is what you need to do:

Before you leave the house - go to the toilet.

Drop a huge shit, but do not flush. Get a pair of tweezers and collect about a fingerwidth worth of your own shit from the toilet.

Ram that shit up your nose!

Seal your nostrils with waterproof tape.

Enjoy the rest of your day, you'll be guaranteed not to be able to smell a single offensive odor from anyone else other than yourself.

Honestly, if you have a problem with how women smell than you REALLY have a problem, dude...

Sorry for the F-U flame reply, but I felt this post deserved it!

hardgainer (my very first flame post, how much fun!)
:D :D :D
 
Hardgainer, you're first flame post officially gets me to post my first "what are you some kind of fucking asswipe?" post! Wow i never thought I'd actually do this, but here i am! My god!

Seriously, though, asswipe...I have no problem with the way a woman smells. Get that through your simple minded head.. Oh wait let me add my sarcastic ha ha smileys :D :D :D I'm so cool now!..

See, jackass, I have a problem with how women smell AFETR they apply a gallon of chemicals to themselves.

You're so fucking stupid. You actually waste your first flame post on defending how girls smell like absolute shit with all that crap they put on? Hah, ok, I can't believe your post graced across my eyes, no way in hell had I ever thought some retard would flame me for not liking my nosehairs burned out. Hah, yes my post OH SO DESERVED your silly little flame, too bad your flame made about as much sense as a (hold on thinking of something witty)...a rug on a ceiling..Yeah. That makes no sense whatsoever. Seems you're the one with the problem, dickhead. I'm not the one that likes it when a girl takes a batch in perfume and everything else.

Man, thanks so much for finally making me go off on someone on this board after so long, at least the someone was at least deserving of the harsh words. Stupid assholes get no mercy from me..

Oh look more smileys! :D :D

Oh, PS, "i'm sorry for the F-U reply" ! hardgainer! but you oh so deserved it HAH HAH!! HO HO! FUCKING HEE HEE!!

Still amazes me, a person complaining about how bad women smell and go nuts with perfume DESERVES a fuck you reply, huh? buddy, there's more important things int he world that deserve a fuck you reply. Too bad I couldn't give a real life kick to the face reply.

Holy fuck am I pissy :kaioken: :kaioken:

Assholes, let me tell you.
 
Originally posted by bikinimom [/i]
Nice hipflexor VBabe!
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Thank You Beautiful Lady! I'm working on it!

AND.... TO MR. BURNING:

Burning...No trick ?- just curious as to why you stated you walked to the dirt road that you run on..it struck me as funny....

I also have to agree with you on the smelling issues SOME women have...too much of a good thing kinda ruins the effect!
 
Vixenbabe:

I walk to the dirt road cause it's a 30 second walk, and it's a quarter mile in length, and not many people travel it, so I use it as my sprint/jogging area.

PS: nice hip flexor.
 
ROTFLMAO @ burning_inside,

well your reply to my flame was all right I suppose... but can't you think of your own put-down lines? I already used that sorry for the F-U flame line... never mind.

As for the profanity in your post, I think that's rather juvenile and doesn't smack of a great sense of humor... but who am I to judge you. Any dickhead can call somebody else a "dickhead, asswipe, asshole" etc if you really want to put people down you have got to try harder than that. ;)

But anyway, I was bound to get a reaction out of you with my original post so I don't blame ya.

hardgainer (chilling now)
 
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