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God is torturing me whenever i go on a date

NJjuice22

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okie, this is getting out of hand now. i have my dream girl pictured in my head : long blonde hair, dark eyes, 5'6 -5'9, round tight buttocks . Now over the last couple months i would say 3x atleast this girl has walked right by me, not the same one obviously but the exact type pictured in my mind, but every damn time i have been on a date and could not say or do anything, i mean even if i didnt like the girl was on the date with i wont say anything out of respect. the last two times were like torture, im at a comedy show a couple months ago and sitting directly down my row is this amazing girl, i caught her look at me a few times while i was trying to sneak a look myself, she then purposely turns sideways on her chair while she is talking to her friend so she is facing directly towards me. she then gets up and walks around the theatre for no apparent reason and my jaw drops when i see her body. it was a nightmare, the whole time this drop dead beautiful lady is a few chairs from me and flirting with me silently the whole time. i was depressed the rest of the night, then last night i had planned to go meet my friends at this new lounge/bar place around the way from my house, but instead out of pity i hang out with some girl i just met who was begging me to come pick her up, so i drive by this place just to see how packed it was and walking in is the same type of amazing beautiful blonde haired, tall , dark eyed , awesome body girl. .....why god why....how come when im out with my boys i dont see women that amazing, but when im on a freaking date with someone im not even really intersted in i see them.
 
Why do you ask girls out you are not interested in? Why not just find one like what you do want and ask her out? That will pretty much solve your problem.
 
Dates are a chick magnet.

I use the word magnet twice today.




Hate to say it, but you should have slipped the 'walk around the place' chick at the comedy club your phone #, it`s worth a shot. Nothing to lose. If she calls in a week, great. Not like you were dating the girl you were with that night. Touchy subject but hey, if she was that "perfect" for you, why not?
 
Yep. I would have definitely pulled a quick number exchange while the other girl wasn't looking and take your chances. I mean shit you are on a date, what can it hurt?
 
You gotta get used to that shit bro. When you have a girl, you have waaaay more oppurtunities to score with other chicks than you do when you are single. You just dont have the desperate look on your face I guess .. lol. To quote Chris Rock ...

"When you have a girl friend, you get calls from other girls saying ... 'Hi, me and my 2 friends are having a dick-sucking contest, ... and .. uh ... we were wondering if you could be the judge?' ... you just dont get calls like that when you are single" ... lol!!
 
Mavy said:
You gotta get used to that shit bro. When you have a girl, you have waaaay more oppurtunities to score with other chicks than you do when you are single. You just dont have the desperate look on your face I guess .. lol. To quote Chris Rock ...

"When you have a girl friend, you get calls from other girls saying ... 'Hi, me and my 2 friends are having a dick-sucking contest, ... and .. uh ... we were wondering if you could be the judge?' ... you just dont get calls like that when you are single" ... lol!!


This is funny but exaggerated. If you needed a girlfriend first to get chicks, how would you have ever gotten a girl in the first place?
 
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Mavy said:
You gotta get used to that shit bro. When you have a girl, you have waaaay more oppurtunities to score with other chicks than you do when you are single. You just dont have the desperate look on your face I guess .. lol. To quote Chris Rock ...

"When you have a girl friend, you get calls from other girls saying ... 'Hi, me and my 2 friends are having a dick-sucking contest, ... and .. uh ... we were wondering if you could be the judge?' ... you just dont get calls like that when you are single" ... lol!!



lol..that shit pisses me off. Funny you quoted chris rock because thats who i went to see when i saw that hot girl.
 
You are going to have to turn the tables on him. Start dating nuns and priests and he will quit messing with you. :devil: :lightning


:wodin:
 
vinylgroover said:
Blonde hair and brown eyes?........not many of them around.

You obviously like 'fake' blondes?


yes, blue eyes do nothing for me. and around here they're are alot, not all hot, but alot.
 
big4life said:
You are going to have to turn the tables on him. Start dating nuns and priests and he will quit messing with you. :devil: :lightning


:wodin:


lmao, good idea my friend :evil:...uhm..except for the priests
 
NJjuice22 said:
lol..that shit pisses me off. Funny you quoted chris rock because thats who i went to see when i saw that hot girl.
seriously though, its true, theres gotta be something that attracts girls to you when you are in a relationship, even if they dont know it. I know this is when i have the most ass opportunities, there has to be something to it, like pharamones(sp) or something man
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
This is funny but exaggerated. If you needed a girlfriend first to get chicks, how would you have ever gotten a girl in the first place?

It's a fundamental Paradox. The Einstein Theory of getting tang.
 
vinylgroover said:
Blonde hair and brown eyes?........not many of them around.

You obviously like 'fake' blondes?
Its more common than you think. I have very blonde hair, naturally, and brown eyes.
 
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