God dammit I hate life.

[Paulos]

I just got my pellgrant check, which is supposed to cover my rent for 3 months. It was 1/4th of what it was supposed to be. If it isn't corrected tomorrow morning when I go to class I am going to spend the fraction of money they gave me on a .44 and shoot myself in the head midair after having lept off of the highest building I can find in the Bay area.

If any of you guys see that happen on the news, you know it was me.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I'll be watching, be sure to video tape it though, as I want to download the video on Ogrish.com

 

[Nathan]

I'll keep my eyes open for that since, if you do it right, you might get some good media coverage over it. For instance, you could go to the top of the Empire State building and then do your jump off of it after unfurling a gigantic poster that reads, "The rectum bleeds and so shall you." People will think you were super weird that way and that's how they'll all remember you. Gay and weird.

If you need money you should just deal some drugs. Dude, problem solved.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Just get a job like the rest of us graduates did in times past who were not born with a spoon in our mouths! Besides why in the hell would you want to give up College Pussy! I would cut off one of my nuts if I could go back to that time just for one hell raising, pussy munching, ass banging day!

 

[biteme]

I just got my pellgrant check, which is supposed to cover my rent for 3 months. It was 1/4th of what it was supposed to be. If it isn't corrected tomorrow morning when I go to class I am going to spend the fraction of money they gave me on a .44 and shoot myself in the head midair after having lept off of the highest building I can find in the Bay area.

If any of you guys see that happen on the news, you know it was me.

Ur too much like me. Must be somethin' about sharing the same birthday. Check your pm.

 

[big_bad_buff]

yes, please make sure the media is on the scene before doing this. btw, how do you get a pel that covers school and rent? i'm lucky to get enough to cover classes(no books)

I'll be watching, be sure to video tape it though, as I want to download the video on Ogrish.com

 

[ZKaudio]

u pretty close to me, i'll loan shark you money at 40%... cool? AAP is going to be my collector.