God Bless the Golden Arches!!!!!!!!!!

[chiefwiggum]

You thought this was gonna be one of Wiggums boring breakfast reports from Mcdonalds, well guess what it is, so suffer. Anyways, walked in the door about an hour ago and the trusty employee had my regular meal ready, yep your a regular when you don't have to order and they know,but this time i hesitated. It was like McDonalds came to a standstill, it was me against the flashing menu board, do i order the regular 2 sausage and egg mcmuffin combos (supersize) like usual or do I freak out and do something totally off the wall and order the"bacon and egg mcmuffin. Okay, i know what your thinking, take a minute to think about this wiggum it's a big decision, no need for snap judgement. Well cooler heads prevailed and I went for the ususal. Times like this I thank god for my willpower. Anyways whats the moral you ask, the moral is no matter what situation you face in life step back, count to ten and then make the decision, it saved me almost 30 cents at MCKdies this morning. anyways if any of you have any personal reflections on willpower and impulsive actions lemme know.

Wiggum

 

[havoc]

Should of stuck with the Filet o Faggot.

 

[Y_lifter]

GOOOOOODDD Fucking morning Chief!
Had to do a drop off at the Airport this AM and on the way back said to myself:
"Self, we are craving a LARGE Dunkin Doughnuts Coffee"

Well, I knew one of those fine establishments was just up ahead on the way out of the airport exit road and pulled in.
There I was, faced with a WALL FULL of will-power challenging fried dough,sugar and fat.

I said again to myself: "Self, you only came in for Coffee, right?"

I thought about it, and thought some more, just like the grinch did before he was enlightened regarding the who's in whoville.
And I realized that one little doughnut wasn't gonna kill me.
Especially since I have not had one for months.
But then I stopped and realized the potential loss of will-power this could signify.
The tip of the iceburg,
The start of a downhill run into the land of Garza.

I told her when she asked what I wanted:
A Large Luscious cup of Dunkins' finest Please... Hold the fat...
And my will-power grew to the strength of 10 grinches, times 2
Enjoy your day everyone... I need a refill

 

[WODIN]

If a person 'passes wind' consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

 

[needleboy]

Here's how I solved my problems with McDonald's food.

 

[smallmovesal]

i guess sailor girl can't blow him anymore then...

 

[needleboy]

maybe he realized she was underage, and was gonna get some time in the pokey.



Death may have been preferable to being some big, fat sloppy, black murderer's (effectionately named Icepick) bitch.

 

[smallmovesal]

@ the pokey

 

[needleboy]

or maybe, she was all teeth, left it a bloody stump and he had nothing to live for!!