Glad I'm a dude....

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

Because being a woman must suck. Last night at the plant, I was sitting at one of the break tables, and there was an Avon catalogue laying there...so I picked it up and start thumbing through it, looking for the panty section....anyway, I was HORRIFIED with all the accessories that women have to deal with, and make descisions on. WTF? I mean seriously.....WTF??? There must be a million shades of lipstick, eye makeup, lotions, skin 'rejuvination' type stuff, lip glosses, mascara, perfumes, etc.....WOW.

Don't get me wrong here, the finished product, after a woman has all of her makeup/lotion/perfume/skin treatments, and chemical peel lineup nailed down, is more often than not, a sight to behold, but....for fuck sakes.

I use the following:

Soap
Deodorant
Toothpaste
Ball cap
Blue Jeans

I'm good to go in 15 minutes.

End of story.

And then on top of all that, there is the vag issue, which requires much attention as well.

I just can't imagine all of that extra work...

I guess I'm giving you women some sort of credit here ??

Smurfy · Jan 4, 2006

blut wump · Jan 4, 2006

I reckon it's cool not to have to worry about sloughing off your insides every month.

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

I just can't believe how much work women put into it. Maybe it's like us dudes lifting weights and wanting to get huge, I dunno....

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

blut wump said:
I reckon it's cool not to have to worry about sloughing off your insides every month.

Agreed.

Smurfy · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
I just can't believe how much work women put into it. Maybe it's like us dudes lifting weights and wanting to get huge, I dunno....

Women put effort into their bodies too....

blut wump · Jan 4, 2006

I don't even own a hairbrush or comb. When my hair gets so long that it starts to tangle I just get it cut off. Being English, I'm viewed as being a bit weird just wanting to shower every day.

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

Smurfy said:
Women put effort into their bodies too....

Oh, I know, but hell...theres just alot of other shit on top of that. Geez.

alien amp pharm · Jan 4, 2006

Well technically you aren't a female, but you're still a bitch.

haha just kidding

...sort of

alien amp pharm · Jan 4, 2006

I have quite a few female friends and it annoys the crap out of me hearing them talk.

One girl has around 40 purses. Just the other week she bought one (that I thought looked like a basket) off of ebay for over $200! For a freakin purse!
and she was actually bragging that she got a great deal.

I asked her "Why do you buy this shit. Do you honestly think us guys look at your purses?"

She replied, "We (females) do not do it for guys"

So women buy all this junk just to show off and try to up the other women. How stupid.

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
Well technically you aren't a female, but you're still a bitch.

haha just kidding

...sort of

Bitch.

*MissFit* · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
I just can't believe how much work women put into it. Maybe it's like us dudes lifting weights and wanting to get huge, I dunno....

u just made me put tooth paste on my pants u will pay

covergrl80 · Jan 4, 2006

Yeah I have to say IT DOES suck. There have been times when I go shopping for makeup and get so feed up with all the crap I walk out empty handed.

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

*MissFit* said:
u just made me put tooth paste on my pants u will pay

Make me fell the pain :evil:

*MissFit* · Jan 4, 2006

ok not all women take all that time to get dressed.. i have one day a week where i take an hour shower and its because i get distracted doin stuff..

I have ADHD.

Anyhow i can gety from bed to car in 10 minutes.. on a work day and when im going out 20 because i brush my hair

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
I have quite a few female friends and it annoys the crap out of me hearing them talk.

One girl has around 40 purses. Just the other week she bought one (that I thought looked like a basket) off of ebay for over $200! For a freakin purse!
and she was actually bragging that she got a great deal.

I asked her "Why do you buy this shit. Do you honestly think us guys look at your purses?"

She replied, "We (females) do not do it for guys"

So women buy all this junk just to show off and try to up the other women. How stupid.

I know it dude...it's fucking rediculous in a sense, but just the same, they look hot, and smell good.

I don't look at purses either, btw.

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

*MissFit* said:
Anyhow i can gety from bed to car in 10 minutes.. on a work day and when im going out 20 because i brush my hair

Well then we should move in together, because I am extremely impatient. If you can beat me...I would like to see that.

covergrl80 · Jan 4, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
I have quite a few female friends and it annoys the crap out of me hearing them talk.

One girl has around 40 purses. Just the other week she bought one (that I thought looked like a basket) off of ebay for over $200! For a freakin purse!
and she was actually bragging that she got a great deal.

I asked her "Why do you buy this shit. Do you honestly think us guys look at your purses?"

She replied, "We (females) do not do it for guys"

So women buy all this junk just to show off and try to up the other women. How stupid.

My cousin is the same way. I have told her that a Man does not want a materialistic Chic. He could care less about your car,purse,your MAC makeup. She did not listen to me and now she is knocked up by a R&B singer and single! She listens to me now. But she is 8 months to late.

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
I have quite a few female friends and it annoys the crap out of me hearing them talk.

One girl has around 40 purses. Just the other week she bought one (that I thought looked like a basket) off of ebay for over $200! For a freakin purse!
and she was actually bragging that she got a great deal.

I asked her "Why do you buy this shit. Do you honestly think us guys look at your purses?"

She replied, "We (females) do not do it for guys"

So women buy all this junk just to show off and try to up the other women. How stupid.

ahem but a guy can spend 500000 dollars to buy an xbox and all the accessories?

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

Glad I'm going horizontal here in a few, because this thread could get ugly.....

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Glad I'm going horizontal here in a few, because this thread could get ugly.....

lol
purses carry your things in them so they are useful

*MissFit* · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Well then we should move in together, because I am extremely impatient. If you can beat me...I would like to see that.

I dont mess around.. most ppl don't beleive it till they see it.. must be all those years opening a fast food joint

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

SoKlueles said:
lol
purses carry your things in them so they are useful

So is a wallet....but us dudes carry smaller stuff.

Wow, that sounded wrong, didn't it?

*MissFit* said:
I dont mess around.. most ppl don't beleive it till they see it.. must be all those years opening a fast food joint

You couldn't beat me. I have my routine down pat. Not possible.

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
So is a wallet....but us dudes carry smaller stuff.

Wow, that sounded wrong, didn't it?

You couldn't beat me. I have my routine down pat. Not possible.

lol yes it did
how are you going to fit a cpl of tampons in a wallet?

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

SoKlueles said:
lol yes it did
how are you going to fit a cpl of tampons in a wallet?

Good question...I was thinking the same thing. But I hear theres some compact ones out now that are the size of a Jolly Rancher.

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Good question...I was thinking the same thing. But I hear theres some compact ones out now that are the size of a Jolly Rancher.

but they suck

and how are we supposed to carry our cellphones?

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

SoKlueles said:
but they suck

and how are we supposed to carry our cellphones?

Clip it on your belt, like us dudes.

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
Clip it on your belt, like us dudes.

they wouldnt they call us lesbians?

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

SoKlueles said:
they wouldnt they call us lesbians?

I don't think so...women in MI clip them to their thongs. It's kinda hot actually.

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
I don't think so...women in MI clip them to their thongs. It's kinda hot actually.

oh ok
what bout granny panties?

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

SoKlueles said:
oh ok
what bout granny panties?

The grannies don't carry cell phones there....they just waste my time at the gas station paying for lottery tickets with Nickels and Dimes.

alien amp pharm · Jan 4, 2006

SoKlueles said:
ahem but a guy can spend 500000 dollars to buy an xbox and all the accessories?

The xbox is for us to play so we don't have to listen to you talk.

We don't buy the xbox to sit on a shelf to look pretty for other dudes (i.e. the purses you buy)

hamstershaver · Jan 4, 2006

jack_schitt said:
lipstick, eye makeup, lotions, skin 'rejuvination' type stuff, lip glosses, mascara, perfumes, etc.....WOW.

if it wasnt for these products most chicks would never get laid

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

hamstershaver said:
if it wasnt for these products most chicks would never get laid

Good point.

SoKlueles · Jan 4, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
The xbox is for us to play so we don't have to listen to you talk.

We don't buy the xbox to sit on a shelf to look pretty for other dudes (i.e. the purses you buy)

i dont buy my purses to look pretty for dudes dang
i buy it cuz i like it
but i wouldnt pay 200 bucks for a purse
I wouldnt even spend 500 bucks for an x box either lol

jack sparrow · Jan 4, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
The xbox is for us to play so we don't have to listen to you talk.

We don't buy the xbox to sit on a shelf to look pretty for other dudes (i.e. the purses you buy)

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