Give me some stupid riddles or sayings....

[alptraum]

- Man who farts in church sit in his own pew.

- Man who put head through window have pane in neck.

- Man who take cat out of the rain has a wet pussy.

"Of all the things I've lost the thing I miss the most is my mind" -???

 

[musclepig]

She split the sheet, the sheet she split, and on the slipped sheet she sits.

say it 3 times fast.

 

[john937]

Say fast:
How much wood would a WoodChuck shuck
If a Wood Chuck would shuck wood?
A Wood Chuck would shuck as much wood
as a Wood Chuck could
if a Wood Chuck would shuck wood.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Kinky is using a feather....perverted is using the whole chicken.

 

[Weapon X]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky.

 

[8-]]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

[Evildee]

man who walk thru airport door sideways is going to bangkok(sp)

 

[8-]]

Never argue with idiots: They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[booger]

Woman Flyer Joke

Confusis say: Woman who fly upside down have crack up.

 

[RyanH]

SG: Why are you now making fun of Asian men...Your avatar is insulting to Asians.