GIVE ME A JOB

[cccp]

Give me a job. If you need a DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR, PM me. I'm smart, and will help your company to become the best of the best. I'll also take the.. system analytic position. HIRE M NOW, you will not regret it. PM me, I'll send you my reume = you will know what my real identity is. I know i'm risking a little bet, but it doesn't matter.

 

[big_bad_buff]

if your the best why are you on a fitness board looking for an IT job?

I think i'm the best, i'm A+ NET+ certified, aslo MCP in 2000 pro and server, I aslo have a panduit certification for installing Cat-5, along with cert for master skills in NT server. hire me first lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

What's a database admin?
Is that something you do over the web? Aren't you in the Soviet Union? How does that work?

(wow a reply with all answers, that's neat)?

 

[kho]

give me a blow job............im really relly smart

 

[cccp]

ok, fine, you are too witty to reply to, guys. althoguh if you know anybody who needs an IT person, recommend me, the CCCP .

 

[AAP]

What state are you in? Are you looking to relocate?

 

[solidg]

I have the following mcse nt4, cna5, and a+. I have 4 years experience in personal computer support. I have been laid off for 2 years. I have been on a couple interviews recently, looks like the job market is going to pick up.

Checkout

www.dice.com
www.net-temps.com
www.hotjobs.com
www.monster.com

 

[AAP]

I have the following mcse nt4, cna5, and a+. I have 4 years experience in personal computer support. I have been laid off for 2 years. I have been on a couple interviews recently, looks like the job market is going to pick up.

Checkout

www.dice.com
www.net-temps.com
www.hotjobs.com
www.monster.com

What did you do for 2 years? There are some IT people I know still out of work too. They are changing careers all together. You should check with your state about getting additional training for another career... with the unemployment department, it is always free for them to send you to college or tech school.

Also try :

www.thinkjobs.com

 

[BO-DEN]

hey! im black and im not certified

GIVE THE JOB TO ME!!!!



j/k

that one was for yesterdays bullshit blackpanther thread

 

[solidg]

Im a real estate agent. I own my home and I did have a rental property that I sold and I have been living on that money.

I dont have any college education, so Im thinking about going. I dont know if it will help. There just seems to be no IT jobs out there, although I do see this changing in the next couple of months. Hiring seems always to be slow in December.

 

[big_bad_buff]

your black? your hired, we need more guys like you around

hey! im black and im not certified

GIVE THE JOB TO ME!!!!



j/k

that one was for yesterdays bullshit blackpanther thread

 

[BO-DEN]

your black? your hired, we need more guys like you around

mwahahahahahah our evil plan has worked!!!!

 

[AAP]

Im a real estate agent. I own my home and I did have a rental property that I sold and I have been living on that money.

I dont have any college education, so Im thinking about going. I dont know if it will help. There just seems to be no IT jobs out there, although I do see this changing in the next couple of months. Hiring seems always to be slow in December.

What state? Most of the IT workers I know of didn't have a college degree either... they had certs and hands on experience. A few of them had BS degrees though and they are still looking.

Even places like Circuit City, Borders, and Dilliards and other "low end" jobs like that will not take a look at them. it is a catch 22 situation.

 

[ChefWide]

career change.

 

[Stangfriik]

career change.

Yep. I dropped the network admin degree program about a year into it. Realized that the market was shit when I was in school with guys who had 20+ years experience and still out of work.

 

[AAP]

career change.

Yep.


Ironically, I am going to be starting my own business next year (need a bit more research right now), and 2 of the people I plan on hiring are formerly IT workers.

 

[ChefWide]

Find what you LOVE to do, become the best, most driven artisan there of, show your works by constantly pushing your knowledge and limits and money will no longer be a problem for you. Your enemy will be: time.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Find what you LOVE to do, become the best, most driven artisan there of, show your works by constantly pushing your knowledge and limits and money will no longer be a problem for you. Your enemy will be: time.

I couldn't agree more!!

PS - I need a job too LOL (until my passion supports us). Anyone need a bartender? Experienced, trustworthy and "sassy" is my middle name EHeheheheheheee

 

[FistingIvan]

YOu are welcome to bartend my cock under my office table - you want to be on salary or commission ?

 

[Bikini Mod]

And how exactly does one bartend a cock?

 

[jerkbox]

Find what you LOVE to do, become the best, most driven artisan there of, show your works by constantly pushing your knowledge and limits and money will no longer be a problem for you. Your enemy will be: time.

word on that.

 

[FistingIvan]

Your duties will be described with all details in your job description, bottom line is- the cock must be taken care of!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL

As for the quote... methinks that the quotee is a bit misguided. Most marriages end because a woman wakes up and realizes that she is better off alone.

She already:

does the cooking
cleaning
child-care
has a job
takes out the garbage
gives herself and orgasm.

Why on earth would she NEED to be married?

 

[c-sharp minor]

LOL


She already:

does the cooking
cleaning
child-care
has a job
takes out the garbage
gives herself and orgasm.

Why on earth would she NEED to be married?

Change the she to a he, and that was me.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I think I am in love with you.... will you live in sin with me? (Not doin' "the marriage" thing EVER again.)

 

[c-sharp minor]

I think I am in love with you.... will you live in sin with me? (Not doin' "the marriage" thing EVER again.)

I'm flattered.

It is damned tiring to work all week, workout all week, and then come home, only to clean up after other people on the weekend. Not too mention paying for everything.

I know what you're talking about.

 

[Bikini Mod]

So sorry for your loss... I just noticed on another thread.

 

[solidg]

I m a real estate agent in Michigan. The average agent makes only 15k a year. The paper work is hell and you have to kiss ass.

 

[cccp]

hey, AAP, hire me. I live in Tallahassee, but right now I'm in Miami, which is minutes from Ft. Lauderdale. I'm pretty intelligent and loyal.

hmm.... may be I should just get a fob at curcuit city, and advance to a manager in 3 moths or something. I need to work and to develop things. later.

 

[ZKaudio]

my neighbor in santa barbara is a real estate agent... 5th year in the business in montecito and he's pulling mid 6 figures. Fucker is stupid as hell too.. i had to explain the basics of finance to him one day...