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Girlfriends smells very bad down below, need ideas

Randy_Spears

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Ok, I went down on her tonight and it was unbearable, but it didnt smell like regular stinky pussy, it was much more putrid. Now she took the depo-provera shot a month and a half ago and she bleeds every time we fuck, so Im thinking its the blood that smells inside her or something. Has this happened to anyone here? And if so what can I do about it, thanks.
 
Randy_Spears said:
Ok, I went down on her tonight and it was unbearable, but it didnt smell like regular stinky pussy, it was much more putrid. Now she took the depo-provera shot a month and a half ago and she bleeds every time we fuck, so Im thinking its the blood that smells inside her or something. Has this happened to anyone here? And if so what can I do about it, thanks.

Find a new GF.
 
Use Soap?

Don't put your face down there?

Cover it with Saran Wrap before tongue attacking it?

Sell her to a vampire?
 
You're licking the wrong hole, fool. :D

Seriously, I dunno anything about female anatomy, but that doesn't sound healthy. Tell her to see her doc.
 
Could be the depo -
Women who use AAs often notice that the way the smell changes although it is usually not a bad smell. Is she aware of this and has she seen her gyn??? Bacterial infections and some STD's will cause a really bad odor.
 
Sorry babe sounds like an infection of some kind. Tell her to douche to clean out the blood. Next try some yeast killer. If that doesn't work she needs to get a culture from a doc. Her shit ain't right.
 
Temple01 said:
Could be the depo -
Women who use AAs often notice that the way the smell changes although it is usually not a bad smell. Is she aware of this and has she seen her gyn??? Bacterial infections and some STD's will cause a really bad odor.


BAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! Depo is a Birth control shot. While it is a type of steroid it's not the kind for BB..........lol.
 
THIS IS GROSS!!! I'M NOT SURE I COULD HANDLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. I'D HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE "UMM SHAQUITA, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR SNATCH SMELLS LIKE ROADKILL"!!!


KAYNE
 
"SO WHAT IF I FUCKING AM!! MY LESBIAN FRIEND IS A FUCKING SLIPKNOT SHIRT, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH NAZI"


THIS IS A KARMA SOMEONE JUST SENT ME. I THINK IT WAS GAY1010 CUZ I JUST POSTED SOMETHING ABOUT HIM SENDING KARMA. LMAO!!!


KAYNE
 
Star said:



BAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! Depo is a Birth control shot. While it is a type of steroid it's not the kind for BB..........lol.

Star - didn't mean to mislead. I know depo is birth control but both manipulate the hormones which is what causes a change in odor. I would assume that depo would cause much the same change as deca which is not a bad smell but a change none the less.
 
Damn is her name Melissa? She ahd the most rank shit I've ever tasted. If she's in central florida, you may have gotten her
 
WHAT I DONT GET IS THIS: IF YOU GO DOWN ON THE HO AND YOU SMELL THE SHIT.....WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL EAT IT!!!


KAYNE
 
LOL at Kayne........

Temple, it shouldn't chance her odor but letting blood sit up inside and coagulate will.
 
could very well be blood, which could easily throw off the natural balance of bacterria down there...which is why some women get yeast infections when they are on antibiotics......tell her to see a doc, get some flagyl....it will kill off the anaerobic bacteria that produce the odor you are likely referring to. No it is not necessarily an STD, likely not. Theoretically she could douche, but that is usually temporary and then she is stuck doing that. Just have her see her doc.
 
I would leave the state and write her a letter informing her that she smells like she has some chicken of the sea in her panties.
 
I would run and hide and hope she isn't that horny ever again. Dude that is fucking horrible, man I would say something and never go down unless it smels like a garden, and not one from hel either:rolleyes:
 
Star said:
Sorry babe sounds like an infection of some kind. Tell her to douche to clean out the blood.
I agree. Get her to douche really well.
Does she notice the smell too?
Unless she has a yeast infection (or worse!) then a good douche or two should clean it out.
From then on you might have her douche once a week.
If she can smell it too, then she should be encouraged to douche more often once she notices the difference.
 
:eyes:

If she bleeds everytime you have sex has it occured to either of you that there may be a problem??? Then add smell and is she in pain at all? Bloated stomach feeling?


Tell her to get a check up from her GYN.


Is any of this not totally obvious?
 
I agree with Velvett. If she's having bleeding problems etc, she should really go in. That's not right. I think people should go in to get checked out any time something changes like that. If it's a reaction to her new birth control, she can certainly look at other options.

If it's blood it would likely have a really metallic/iron taste. Not a happy topic. She wouldn't likely be too happy if you said "hey babe, you taste like hell, go see your dr"....but if you said that the bleeding concerned you she'd be more likely to get it checked out.

My only other suggestion is taking a shower together or something. I hope she gets it checked out though-- at least then you'll have some idea of how to deal with it.
 
My ex took depo, we had the bleeding issue early on but her smell never changed. The bleeding never caused her any discomfort or anything and took a while to go away. She never smelled so nasty as to prohibit lickin' down below.

JC
 
Randy_Spears said:
Ok, I went down on her tonight and it was unbearable, but it didnt smell like regular stinky pussy, it was much more putrid. Now she took the depo-provera shot a month and a half ago and she bleeds every time we fuck, so Im thinking its the blood that smells inside her or something. Has this happened to anyone here? And if so what can I do about it, thanks.
This is just sick!
 
She has gone to the OB/GYN and they said the blood will go away when she gets her next shot, which is about a month. My personal thoughts are that this is too much bleeding going on for too long, but there doesnt seem to be anything I can do about it. This is a big problem, obviously, but it isnt anyones fault and I dont know really what to do about it.
 
How long has it been since she went to her gyn and did she talk to then about the odor or only about the bleeding. I think spotting is common with depo if I remember correctly. If it smells that bad she needs to go back and be checked for infection. Like I said, depo can change the way she smells but it should not be a bad odor...
 
Sorry Randy but I bled for 6 straight mo's because of that little shot. Nothing is wrong in regards to that. Tell your girl to Douche. The blood is rotting up inside. Just like anything that is part of the body it will start to decompose and it will do it very quickly in a warm moist environment. From your discription (only happens when we have sex). It sounds like it is sitting up there for quite a while (probably cause she is wearing some sort of protection through out the day to keep from leaking...ie tampon, pad. I suggest no tampon because that will make the problem worse). Summer Eve's baby.....Vinegar and Water. Buy her a case.
 
Star said:
Sorry Randy but I bled for 6 straight mo's because of that little shot. Nothing is wrong in regards to that. Tell your girl to Douche. The blood is rotting up inside. Just like anything that is part of the body it will start to decompose and it will do it very quickly in a warm moist environment. From your discription (only happens when we have sex). It sounds like it is sitting up there for quite a while (probably cause she is wearing some sort of protection through out the day to keep from leaking...ie tampon, pad. I suggest no tampon because that will make the problem worse). Summer Eve's baby.....Vinegar and Water. Buy her a case.

She may want to get tested for Candida, which causes yeast infectiond. Douching may not be a good idea, because it can flush all the bacteria that eat candida. If this is the case douching will make it worsr. Sometimes hormone changes such as with the Depo shot can trigger Candida. If candida is the culprit (highly likely) Diflucan will fix the problem.
 
needleboy said:


She may want to get tested for Candida, which causes yeast infectiond. Douching may not be a good idea, because it can flush all the bacteria that eat candida. If this is the case douching will make it worsr. Sometimes hormone changes such as with the Depo shot can trigger Candida. If candida is the culprit (highly likely) Diflucan will fix the problem.

Thats a good possibility, and I dont want her to start douching because then she is stuck having to do that forever. What Star said makes sense about the blood rotting up inside her.
Jesus, I dont know if Im going to have sex with her at all for a while now. All this talk is sick shit.
 
And BTW get her off that shit ASAP, it can seriously diminish sex drive, and have been many cases where even after stopping depo sex drive does not fully return!
 
needleboy said:
And BTW get her off that shit ASAP, it can seriously diminish sex drive, and have been many cases where even after stopping depo sex drive does not fully return!

Her sex drive is fine, but when she first took the shot it dropped. Now she is as horny as me.
 
my ex g/f had the same problem. I did some snooping and I discovered she left a turkey sandwich up there. I removed the turkey sandwich and presto, no more smell. Your g/f's blood really might be au jus, so I'm thinking she has a roast beef sandwich or a french dip up in there. good luck.
 
that's just some straight up nasty shit. dump that bitch and tell her to come back when she cleans her stinky ass cooter.
 
LOL, this thread brought some tears to my eyes. Most girls have their own certain smells. My ex used to smell like a chinese leftover food on a bad day.
 
KHMER ROGUE said:
LOL, this thread brought some tears to my eyes. Most girls have their own certain smells. My ex used to smell like a chinese leftover food on a bad day.

Now thats just fucking nasty. There goes my bulking for today.
 
RedTide said:
could very well be blood, which could easily throw off the natural balance of bacterria down there...which is why some women get yeast infections when they are on antibiotics......tell her to see a doc, get some flagyl....it will kill off the anaerobic bacteria that produce the odor you are likely referring to. No it is not necessarily an STD, likely not. Theoretically she could douche, but that is usually temporary and then she is stuck doing that. Just have her see her doc.


This from a person named redtide :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:

I was with this girl a few years ago and the smell was so horrible i almost got sick. Every time I walked past the fish department of the food store I was working at I would feel like I was going to hurl. I dumped her a few days after.....
 
Sorry but all these replies have made me laugh my ass off!! And why do you say "Once you douche you have to do it forever" Baby it's not like shaving your legs....lol. I don't know who said that to you. Obviously some woman that had a stinky coochie and wanted to explain why she wouldn't douche?
 
A doctor gave me a home remedy for this...

Buy a turkey baster, fill with warm water, insert, and squeeze bulb. This cleans out any dried blood, that very well may be the cause of the offensive oder, and reduces the chances of a yeast infections.

Good Luck on this very touchy subject

DM
 
The Nature Boy said:
my ex g/f had the same problem. I did some snooping and I discovered she left a turkey sandwich up there. I removed the turkey sandwich and presto, no more smell. Your g/f's blood really might be au jus, so I'm thinking she has a roast beef sandwich or a french dip up in there. good luck.

holy LMFAO
 
Jesus Christ, that sounds disgusting. I just can't stand a smelly pussy. Not to be mean, but I just can't. Good luck to ya, whatever you do.
 
i've found that different girls smell differently... i dunno if its just hygeine or what.. but if I am with a girl and it smells THAT bad.. it makes me never want to see them again.. i can't get the smell out of my head..
 
Lestat27 said:
i've found that different girls smell differently... i dunno if its just hygeine or what.. but if I am with a girl and it smells THAT bad.. it makes me never want to see them again.. i can't get the smell out of my head..

True that. Icky icky icky. :sick:
 
This is a very informative thread. I'm learning a lot...not necessarily stuff I wanted to know, but I'm still learning.
 
nature boy? did you end up eating that sandwich?


i have a question for the poster of this... was she "normal" tasting and smelling before?

if so, that is your only chance at a clean way of mentioning this to her and not having it end the relationship/ destroy her ego....

does she already know she is, uh... stinky?


the rest of you fucks.... i laughed... i was sick, but i laughed.
 
madbomber31 said:
nature boy? did you end up eating that sandwich?


i have a question for the poster of this... was she "normal" tasting and smelling before?

if so, that is your only chance at a clean way of mentioning this to her and not having it end the relationship/ destroy her ego....

does she already know she is, uh... stinky?


the rest of you fucks.... i laughed... i was sick, but i laughed.

She was ok before, and we talked about it last night and she didnt get pissed off, in fact she was more than accomodating and said it was affecting her life badly and would go to the doctor again and be specific about the smell, frequency of bleeding, etc.
 
The Nature Boy said:
my ex g/f had the same problem. I did some snooping and I discovered she left a turkey sandwich up there. I removed the turkey sandwich and presto, no more smell. Your g/f's blood really might be au jus, so I'm thinking she has a roast beef sandwich or a french dip up in there. good luck.

or maybe a cheeseburger? I am waiting for the triple stack burger before i try any of that kinky shit>

mc_cheeseburger.jpg
 
Those pubes look like they have a fucking life of their own. Good god. Like a fargin spider.........and what is up with the unclean butthole. The thing is black.
 
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*looks up at cheeseburger picture*

i'll have one of those and a diet coke to go please.....uh....as long as it doesnt stink:lmao:
 
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this is tough....just tell her about it. She'll understand after feeling insulted first because you just told her that you rather drink sewage from the Hudson than to go down on her
 
Yuck its bad enough when the odor is very little that is just sick..Im just lucky the first time there was no odor at all, second girl though, ack kinda gross
 
i never understood a vagina...How does it not really smell one day and then smell so yucky the next day...I went down on my girl one day after she went to the gym...not nice..
 
Since the vagina is a mucous membrane, whatever you eat will leave a smell there. Eating fish and seafood WILL leave an aroma. So will red meat. If she wants keep it nice, eat a lot of fruit with acids like oranges and strawberries make it nice too. It's a medical fact. (THIS APPLIES TO MEN AS WELL) Sperm and urine can also take on a foul smell, due to your diet. i've heard many woman complaining about their husband or boyfriends sperm stinks or taste better, and this can be the result of their diet.

part of an article i read: (this applies to men and woman)

Some people can suffer from a rare metabolic disease called fish odor syndrome (trimethylaminuria), where the body excretes high amounts of trimethylamine which causes the smell. These unfortunate people cannot metabolize a substance called choline, which in turn causes trimethylaminuria. Choline is found in eggs, fish, soy beans and lecithin.

But don't go cutting these foods out of your diet on the off chance they might cause BO! Fish odor syndrome really is quite rare.

Fishy odors from your vagina is another matter. While sweaty odors are quite normal from your vagina and bottom area at the end of a busy day, a fishy or other offensive smell means you have an infection, which can be cleared up with medication.

We have been pushed to the point of paranoia about how our vaginas should smell. We have own unique scent which, in most cases, men seem to enjoy. Any cosmetic company that encourages you to cover up "vaginal odors" is giving you bad advice.

Their products may smell nice, but can mask an infection and make matters worse.

The vagina also does a good job of cleaning itself and has no need of outside assistance from products such as douches.

Douching is where liquid is squirted up into the vagina via a tube to "clean it". But according to the University of Toronto: "Douches can destroy the protective bacteria in the vagina and make females more susceptible to vaginal infections."

I could not find one medical site which recommended the use of douches. They are not an effective means of preventing pregnancy either, despite popular opinion.

The Centers For Disease Control also found an association between regular douching and an increased risk of ectopic pregnancy (pregnancy in the Fallopian tubes).

As with the diet industry, a lot of advertising in the toiletry world promotes fear and low self esteem, and these are powerful selling agents. Spraying your vagina and panties with a 'feminine hygiene spray' may actually irritate your genitals - they are sensitive little areas you know and don't deserve to be drenched in unnecessary chemicals.
 
LOL!!!! I've never heard someone calling a vagina a mucous membrane. ;) ;) ;)


But you are right, douching all the time is bad and can cause more problems because it destroys the "good stuff"
 
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sorry. Bro what the fuck is wrong with you, run for your fuckin dignity. I don't understand, have you puked yet or what?
 
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