Girlfriend,you are looking,like,soo prom-alicious

[vixensghost]

I began noticing the sparkly stuff in window display @ dress stores around February and I was like, OMG,I SOOO want to go to prom again! So what if I've been already graduated from college and had a grown-up job for several years now? I could still rock those dresses.

When I went, I wore this lame,ugly blue dress layered with lace. Yeah, lace!
My hair was big and kinda poofy and I thought I looked really,like,ridiculous-which I did, in the strictest sense of the word.

Kudos to those of us who wore the most revealing dress we could find, because,nothing says formal like a cleavage-barring gown that would have made even Beyonce proud. If ya got it, flaunt it. I felt like a superstar once my date's dad, along with other's out in public,stared at me.

And trust me, everyone else's parnets let them wear stuff like that, and my parents knew I had to wear it to;besides, they did'nt want their daughter looking, like,ugly. Better to look like a slut than an old maid, right?

We did'nt forget the condoms either. I know all the abstinence-based education we got pushed down our throats,but yo don't fool me-many of you ARE virgins like I'm a Toby Keith fan.

I swear some of you guys are , like, so lucky cuz I wanna go to prom again!

Prom stories welcome, if ya dare.

 

[KillahBee]

Awesome, let's hear it for sluts!!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

I was behind the bleachers with the burnouts. We all had jeans jackets on, with Metallica and Megadeth pins all over them. The burnout sluts were everywhere...

Man, I loved the 80's.

 

[vixensghost]

I was behind the bleachers with the burnouts. We all had jeans jackets on, with Metallica and Megadeth pins all over them. The burnout sluts were everywhere...

Man, I loved the 80's.

 

[jack sparrow]

I see we grew up in the same era. Too bad we had to become responsible adults ... I miss the big hair and MTV playing cheesy videos.

 

[gotmilk]

We boozed before, during, and after Prom.

My friend's parents owned a hotel in Old Orchard Beach..so we took over the place and partied till like 4am...when we passed out.

I was our class treasurer...hockey captain...and took a cheerleader to Prom. I also was buying weed from Jack schitt's Northern cousins

 

[stilleto]

i wore black.


all my friends wore pastel pinks and blues. they ain't wearin' them anymore.

 

[vixensghost]

i wore black.


all my friends wore pastel pinks and blues. they ain't wearin' them anymore.

Black huh? Goth or classic?

 

[silverfish]

I see we grew up in the same era. Too bad we had to become responsible adults ... I miss the big hair and MTV playing cheesy videos.

I miss MTV playing videos, period. All this reality junk on there now. No wonder all the kids are fat, they live life thru MTV reality shows.

 

[SoKlueles]

i went wearing a blue lace thing
omggg and i went with this guy who was a nightmare
omg
and omg

 

[vixensghost]

i went wearing a blue lace thing
omggg and i went with this guy who was a nightmare
omg
and omg

Now that's the spirit!

I should post my prom pic in my avatar. Think I will!

 

[jerkbox]

didn't go.....i hated high school

 

[SoKlueles]

Now that's the spirit!

I should post my prom pic in my avatar. Think I will!

ohh sister, im so not going there
i have a pic but let me see if i can take a pic and post it
omg
omg

 

[vixensghost]

ohh sister, im so not going there
i have a pic but let me see if i can take a pic and post it
omg
omg

LOL...I gotta trim mine down cuz it's , like, giving me an error message..OMG!

 

[vixensghost]

didn't go.....i hated high school

Yikes, I wish I were back in HS..Soooo much easier than the real world!

 

[SoKlueles]

 

[SoKlueles]

ohhh and if wesley posts here, im sorry
and the 2nd pic i went with my best friends brother to his prom, whom incidently he turned out gay but he bought me a bon jovi poster

 

[SoKlueles]

 

[stilleto]

omg.
i don't know what's worse... the dress or your date (please tell me that's not your ex husband, but if it is, let me apologize in advance).

 

[vixensghost]

LOL...I'm having a frickin hard time on this end. I'm soooo not the gifted type on the puter.

What the hell do I use to get it to scale down. I'm ready to throw this damn puter from my window.

 

[slat1]

After Prom sex... yeah, prom sex!

 

[SoKlueles]

omg.
i don't know what's worse... the dress or your date (please tell me that's not your ex husband, but if it is, let me apologize in advance).

OMG i loved that dress
mind you it was 1989
please dont tell me you liked this one less than the blue one??
and nooo neither is my ex husband lol and no neither i had sex with

ok would any of u hit it?
not him but me

 

[nefertiti]

Didn't go to mine either...

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL...I'm having a frickin hard time on this end. I'm soooo not the gifted type on the puter.

What the hell do I use to get it to scale down. I'm ready to throw this damn puter from my window.

i just took a pic of the pic iwth my cellphone lol

 

[ksharp01]

i wore black.


all my friends wore pastel pinks and blues. they ain't wearin' them anymore.

I wore black as well...I thought I was so elegant.
It was lace with a lining of course and had the long gloves to match.

 

[vixensghost]

Looks like, OMG, I got a shot of jizz in my hair...lol

Baby's breath..

 

[jack sparrow]

Baby's breath..

It's jizz, you don't have to lie.

 

[stilleto]

I wore black as well...I thought I was so elegant.
It was lace with a lining of course and had the long gloves to match.

lol, me too.
mine was probably 10 years before yours though.

 

[vixensghost]

It's jizz, you don't have to lie.

Well, like , You're sooooo right.

 

[jack sparrow]

Well, like , You're sooooo right.

Grody to the max.

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf noone would hit it??

 

[jack sparrow]

I'd hit it.

 

[vixensghost]

wtf noone would hit it??

Sure....I loved YOUR picture.

 

[AAP]

wtf noone would hit it??

I would.

I can assure you that afterwards there would be white stuff covering your face.

BTW I had that same dress. I rode around with it hanging from the rear view mirror of my Ford Tempo for the remainder of the school year.

 

[covergrl80]

LMFAO!!! you burn out!

I was behind the bleachers with the burnouts. We all had jeans jackets on, with Metallica and Megadeth pins all over them. The burnout sluts were everywhere...

Man, I loved the 80's.

 

[vixensghost]

Where the hell is Musclemom?I want her to make fun of my make-up!

 

[jack sparrow]

LMFAO!!! you burn out!

It was peer pressure...seriously. I just did it to be cool.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

women are retarded when it comes to this stuff, guys go just cause they want to get some vagina afterwards

 

[Sub-Zero]

i went, and on the brightside, i only wasted one night

 

[vixensghost]

women are retarded when it comes to this stuff, guys go just cause they want to get some vagina afterwards

Plan ahead by making sure your parents, are like, included in every detail of the prom planning process. That way, you don't have to choose colors or a theme or bother with stupid stuff like that while you're tanning and getting manicures.


Fist, of course us ladies love the small details. Well, hopefully those details are not tooo small. (wink wink)

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Fist, of course us ladies love the small details. Well, hopefully those details are not tooo small. (wink wink)

it's true, it's all true anybody hear about that new penis pump?

 

[the_clockwork]

I was the captain of the football team and the basketball team.. I took 4 of the most popular, hottest, cheerleaders to prom and had my first 5 way

 

[heatherrae]

Uh, my prom I didn't even get to pick out my dress. My stepmom just brought one home that she found at some cheesy sale. It was ugly as hell and didn't even fit. I kept having to hold it up because it was strapless. I probably wore about a 2 and I think the dress was a 6 or an 8.

 

[reno240]

I went to my senior prom with my friends girlfriend. I was a scum bag.

 

[jack sparrow]

Uh, my prom I didn't even get to pick out my dress. My stepmom just brought one home that she found at some cheesy sale. It was ugly as hell and didn't even fit. I kept having to hold it up because it was strapless. I probably wore about a 2 and I think the dress was a 6 or an 8.

Thanks, now I can't get the Beverly Hillbillies song out of my head.

 

[heatherrae]

Thanks, now I can't get the Beverly Hillbillies song out of my head.

You would have still taken me behind the bleachers...lol.

 

[jack sparrow]

You would have still taken me behind the bleachers...lol.

Oh yeah!!

 

[vixensghost]

i went, and on the brightside, i only wasted one night

While at dinner did you balance spoons on your nose? Like, so everyone could stare at you and giggle?

 

[heatherrae]

Oh yeah!!

It was white and lacy looking with a big silver lame sash around the hips with a big silver bow. UGLY. I was embarrassed to wear it, even in 1988.

 

[vixensghost]

Uh, my prom I didn't even get to pick out my dress. My stepmom just brought one home that she found at some cheesy sale. It was ugly as hell and didn't even fit. I kept having to hold it up because it was strapless. I probably wore about a 2 and I think the dress was a 6 or an 8.

Damn stepmoms, they are , like, so bitchy!

I bet you still looked pretty.

 

[heatherrae]

Damn stepmoms, they are , like, so bitchy!

I bet you still looked pretty.

My stepmom is a good woman. She just has HORRIBLE freaking taste in clothing.

 

[jack sparrow]

It was white and lacy looking with a big silver lame sash around the hips with a big silver bow. UGLY. I was embarrassed to wear it, even in 1988.

Now, white and lacy I like...however the sash and all the other crap would have been torn free. You would have fit in perfectly with the burnouts...alls you would be missing was the jeans jacket.

I graduated in '88 too. Go figure...

 

[covergrl80]

I never made it to prom. I was all dressed for home coming and then changed my mind...but had a very classy dress

 

[vixensghost]

My stepmom is a good woman. She just has HORRIBLE freaking taste in clothing.

OMG, like, she's an Ugly Betty before her time?

 

[vixensghost]

I never made it to prom. I was all dressed for home coming and then changed my mind...but had a very classy dress

OMG, like, all dressed up and no place to go?

You should have gone, lady. Why did'nt you go? If I may ask.

 

[heatherrae]

Now, white and lacy I like...however the sash and all the other crap would have been torn free. You would have fit in perfectly with the burnouts...alls you would be missing was the jeans jacket.

I graduated in '88 too. Go figure...

I was a goody two shoes honor student/cheerleader. I was afraid of kids like you. lol.

 

[heatherrae]

OMG, like, she's an Ugly Betty before her time?

Nah, she is cute and really tiny. She just has a penchant for cheap, tacky clothing from discount stores.

 

[jack sparrow]

I was a goody two shoes honor student/cheerleader. I was afraid of kids like you. lol.

But you secretly wanted to be with one of the bad boys, didn't you?

 

[heatherrae]

But you secretly wanted to be with one of the bad boys, didn't you?

I actually liked the overachievers.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Me and a buddy drove around and shot bottle rockets at people going to our prom.

Then went cruising nearby and picked up some chicks and got drunk.

True story. Screw the prom.

 

[jack sparrow]

I actually liked the overachievers.

 

[vixensghost]

Me and a buddy drove around and shot bottle rockets at people going to our prom.

Then went cruising nearby and picked up some chicks and got drunk.

True story. Screw the prom.

Like, I can understand, total lack of commitment issues.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...you would have wanted me, though. You would have dreamed of staining my little white cotton panties under my cheerleading uniform...hehehehe

 

[jack sparrow]

LOL...you would have wanted me, though. You would have dreamed of staining my little white cotton panties under my cheerleading uniform...hehehehe

That is SO not fair. You could have PM'd that to me...


OMG

 

[Turd Ferguson]

LOL!!!! That is fucking great!!! What a dexter!

I didn't go to prom. Instead I tripped on acid, did coke, smoked weed, drank beer and had a poker party at a hotel room. Ended up getting laid anyway from some chick I hardley knew. She stalked me for the rest of the year.

 

[jack sparrow]

Can I get some Oxygen over here?

 

[vixensghost]

LOL!!!! That is fucking great!!! What a dexter!

I didn't go to prom. Instead I tripped on acid, did coke, smoked weed, drank beer and had a poker party at a hotel room. Ended up getting laid anyway from some chick I hardley knew. She stalked me for the rest of the year.

Gag me with a spoon on the stalker chick.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Don't hate girlfriend!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/rsoh2k4/GhettoProm12.jpg

http://www.triflinprankcalls.com/images/ghetto_prom1_hfo2_ixca.jpg

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/ghettoprom/ghetto_prom5.jpg

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7950/unknown19jn.jpg

http://www.kbpc.net/ghetto/prom7[1].jpg

 

[powerslave]

Didn't go. I did throw the hotel bash afterwards. Bathtub full of ice and booze, multiple police breakups.

 

[vixensghost]

Don't hate girlfriend!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/rsoh2k4/GhettoProm12.jpg

http://www.triflinprankcalls.com/images/ghetto_prom1_hfo2_ixca.jpg

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/ghettoprom/ghetto_prom5.jpg

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7950/unknown19jn.jpg

http://www.kbpc.net/ghetto/prom7[1].jpg

Like, I loved your date with the white dress and gut showing.

She was PROM-ALICIOUS

 

[vixensghost]

Didn't go. I did throw the hotel bash afterwards. Bathtub full of ice and booze, multiple police breakups.

I , like,totally believe that from you Powerslave.









I recall your threads from years past....Party Animal!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Like, I loved your date with the white dress and gut showing.

She was PROM-ALICIOUS

this dude is wearing my get up http://www.janebug.com/pix/mardigras/2004/pimp.JPG

wodin mackin it at the prom http://www.babalublog.com/archives/Pimp 02.jpg

 

[KillahBee]

At one of my proms me and my friends did the classic "stick your middle finger out on the hand that is placed on your date's front arm in the picture shot" move. Man, those chicks were PISSED when they saw their pics.

At another one I ended up dropping off my date before the after party (she was younger and had school the next day. the fucking nuns called her the day of the prom and told her she would be expelled if she skipped school the day after my prom, fucking penguin cunts), then ended up getting BLITZED and hooking up on some dude's front lawn with another kid's date while her girlfriend tried to pull her off of me screaming, "do you know what you're doing?!!!!!!".

At another one I was so fucking drunk at the after-party that when I woke up the next morning and (for some reason) decided to move my car (land cruiser) closer to the house I ended up crushing my best friend in between the front of my car and the rear of another car. Cue ambulance and cops. lol, while the cops were inside taking statements me and another idiot were outside taking pics of each other laying on the cop car's hood.

morons

 

[vixensghost]

FIST - LOL



Killla....LOL@ picture takin on the cops hood!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

jerkbox didn't go because his dress didn't agree with him http://fudge.logix.cz/gimg/barbie-transgender.jpg he couldn't make himself look like his favorite doll.

 

[LuluDeren]

I went with a hockey player, but I wouldn't let him do anything because he brought domestic beer, White castles, and cigarettes. Smelly ice breaker.

 

[jack sparrow]

I went with a hockey player, but I wouldn't let him do anything because he brought domestic beer, White castles, and cigarettes. Smelly ice breaker.

What if he would have brought Burger King, St, Pauli Girl, and some Cherry Tip-a-Rellos...would you have given it up then?

 

[LuluDeren]

What if he would have brought Burger King, St, Pauli Girl, and some Cherry Tip-a-Rellos...would you have given it up then?

Yeah, any girl would tell you a Whopper tips the scale in favour.

 

[feisty11975]

Man, I went to so many damn proms and social gatherings...

I need to find pics...hahahaha

 

[gotmilk]

I went with a hockey player, but I wouldn't let him do anything because he brought domestic beer, White castles, and cigarettes. Smelly ice breaker.

I gave mine wine coolers and used her dress to wipe her smeg off my cawk

 

[gotmilk]

when I was a freshman, I went with a junior who was a neighbor. She stepped on her dress getting out of her car and tore the bottom to shreds. I was bored to death at first, until later in the night when she removed the dress.

http://i16.tinypic.com/5yk0tao.jpg

 

[mountain muscle]

We had Military "Balls" not prom along with "mixers" where the bused in girls from the all girls private school, lots of hot latinas there learning english. The uniform worked wonders.

Junior year I got to escort Miss Missouri to the Valentines Day Ball because I was class president.

Alas, the MPs stopped me when she invited me out to her van. Damn Commandant was watching me like a hawk.
He even gave me shit about it the next day and rewarded me for my failure by making me in charge of police call (picking up trash on campus) for last week of school.

There was no drinking nor drugs.

 

[heatherrae]

We had Military "Balls" not prom along with "mixers" where the bused in girls from the all girls private school, lots of hot latinas there learning english. The uniform worked wonders.

Junior year I got to escort Miss Missouri to the Valentines Day Ball because I was class president.

Alas, the MPs stopped me when she invited me out to her van. Damn Commandant was watching me like a hawk.
He even gave me shit about it the next day and rewarded me for my failure by making me in charge of police call (picking up trash on campus) for last week of school.

There was no drinking nor drugs.

LOL...cawk blocked!

 

[covergrl80]

OMG, like, all dressed up and no place to go?

You should have gone, lady. Why did'nt you go? If I may ask.

I had just got back from the beach and started my period.....LOL as you can tell by the one picture I have from that night I was not very happy. I got half way there and told my my friend to stop the car so I could call my other friends and tell them I was not going! LOL

 

[blueta2]

i wore black.


all my friends wore pastel pinks and blues. they ain't wearin' them anymore.

Hey me too. Almost embarrassed to say, I wore a man's tux with a red bow tie. I so wanted to be different and not be like everyone else. Well I pulled it off.
My grad was on a yacht sorta of deal and after the meal I do not recall much b/c I was too high..............and stupid!

 

[heatherrae]

Man, I went to so many damn proms and social gatherings...

I need to find pics...hahahaha

Yeah, but I was referring to a different sort of "whopper"...lol.

 

[vixensghost]

I, like, was laughing my ass off reading all this today.

I loooooved the pics and stories you all posted too. Gawd, it's like, funny to look back, huh?

Peace!

 

[SoKlueles]

oh with the guy i went with when i wore the blue dress
we went to the prom, me hidin behind all bushes and the guy i wanted to go with went with one of my best friends
and we went to the prom long enough for the terrible pictures, then to mcdonalds and then went to see a freddie krueger movie

 

[vixensghost]

oh with the guy i went with when i wore the blue dress
we went to the prom, me hidin behind all bushes and the guy i wanted to go with went with one of my best friends
and we went to the prom long enough for the terrible pictures, then to mcdonalds and then went to see a freddie krueger movie

Jesus, sista, he took you to McDonalds?

Freddie rocks though!