Girl wants to put a suspension on our dating

[MichaelScott]

its over johnny lbf = kiss of death

 

[Faizakafez]

its over johnny lbf = kiss of death

repost !!!

 

[the_clockwork]

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial

 

[the_clockwork]

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

 

[the_clockwork]

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

 

[Faizakafez]

If you have a heart attack your more likely to die on the weekends then during the week

 

[the_clockwork]

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

 

[the_clockwork]

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

 

[Faizakafez]

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

 

[the_clockwork]

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.