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GinNJuice
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I’m in Houston this week and one of the few good things about having a 24 Hour Fitness membership is that you can go to just about any city and workout……….…. My boss wanted to go out for drinks at a local bar last night, so I had to skip my after-work workout
…………… so, I decided to get up extra early and go to the gym in the morning…………….. I show up and the place is only about 1/3rd full (unusual for this club) and I go straight to the dumbbell area and find dumbbells EVERYWHERE but on the racks…………… now this club has a shit load of dumbbells, so I can hardly walk to one of the benches……….…… there are about 5 other guys in that area and they just stand there and watch me put the damn dumbbells where they should be………….. what?, are they afraid of lifting too much weight?……………………. I look around the gym and see some old biker fat guy in the bench press area. He has 315 on the bar and proceeds to bring the bar down about 1” and then back up for 3 reps. He then walks over to the decline bench press and loads up 275 and again only goes down 1” for 3 reps………………. Continuing to look around the club and I see a group of about 6 Black girls in the dead lift area. They are all very overweight, but hey, at least they are trying to do something about it, good for them………………. Then there is this old fat white woman that walks by wearing spandex 
and an old confederate flag bandana (she looks like she just stepped out ‘da trailer)………….., so I’m thinking to myself, WTF, I’m offended and these Black girls must be offended by this old no-teeth woman wearing a confederate flag on her head and nobody is gonna tell her that she shouldn’t wear that shit………………. Then the old woman goes and talks to the old biker, so I figure they are together………… so just before I’m done working out, the black girls come over close to where I was and start using one of the machines. Then I see the old confederate flag wearing woman look at these girls and she starts walking briskly over to them………….. so I’m thinking “OH SHIT” this old racist woman’s gonna tell these girls to get off the equipment…………. I start getting ready to step between them, when they start talking like they know each other, all friendly and shit………… the old woman tells the girls that she was about to leave and to have a nice day and she’d see them later………….. damn, did I get that situation all misinterpreted………………………. So, I’m leaving the gym now and I see a mexican guy talking to the front desk guy……. I see the guy’s shirt and it says “BROWN AND GAY Engineers”……. And I’m thinking…… WTF, why is that guy wearing that shirt to the gym (or anywhere else but a parade)…………so I stop, look back into the gym to try and decide if I’ve found myself in a ‘Gay’ gym 
…… ….naw… there’s too many hot women that come her for it to be a gay gym…..
……. But leaving fucking dumbbells on the ground IS GAY!
I’m in Houston this week and one of the few good things about having a 24 Hour Fitness membership is that you can go to just about any city and workout……….…. My boss wanted to go out for drinks at a local bar last night, so I had to skip my after-work workout
…………… so, I decided to get up extra early and go to the gym in the morning…………….. I show up and the place is only about 1/3rd full (unusual for this club) and I go straight to the dumbbell area and find dumbbells EVERYWHERE but on the racks…………… now this club has a shit load of dumbbells, so I can hardly walk to one of the benches……….…… there are about 5 other guys in that area and they just stand there and watch me put the damn dumbbells where they should be………….. what?, are they afraid of lifting too much weight?……………………. I look around the gym and see some old biker fat guy in the bench press area. He has 315 on the bar and proceeds to bring the bar down about 1” and then back up for 3 reps. He then walks over to the decline bench press and loads up 275 and again only goes down 1” for 3 reps………………. Continuing to look around the club and I see a group of about 6 Black girls in the dead lift area. They are all very overweight, but hey, at least they are trying to do something about it, good for them………………. Then there is this old fat white woman that walks by wearing spandex and an old confederate flag bandana (she looks like she just stepped out ‘da trailer)………….., so I’m thinking to myself, WTF, I’m offended and these Black girls must be offended by this old no-teeth woman wearing a confederate flag on her head and nobody is gonna tell her that she shouldn’t wear that shit………………. Then the old woman goes and talks to the old biker, so I figure they are together………… so just before I’m done working out, the black girls come over close to where I was and start using one of the machines. Then I see the old confederate flag wearing woman look at these girls and she starts walking briskly over to them………….. so I’m thinking “OH SHIT” this old racist woman’s gonna tell these girls to get off the equipment…………. I start getting ready to step between them, when they start talking like they know each other, all friendly and shit………… the old woman tells the girls that she was about to leave and to have a nice day and she’d see them later………….. damn, did I get that situation all misinterpreted………………………. So, I’m leaving the gym now and I see a mexican guy talking to the front desk guy……. I see the guy’s shirt and it says “BROWN AND GAY Engineers”……. And I’m thinking…… WTF, why is that guy wearing that shirt to the gym (or anywhere else but a parade)…………so I stop, look back into the gym to try and decide if I’ve found myself in a ‘Gay’ gym …… ….naw… there’s too many hot women that come her for it to be a gay gym…..……. But leaving fucking dumbbells on the ground IS GAY!
J/K
