Gimme some insults

[tuc biscuit]

I do a lot of childish name calling and goading as part of my daily life, but feel like I'm using old material too much, gimme some nice slang insults that I can use on people and get em confused as well as angry.

 

[Pamela]

I can't it's just not in me...

 

[Pamela]

Wait a minute...

That hair style has to go..

 

[WODIN]

You've been doing that how long?

Nice, did you do that your self or did you actually pay someone for it? Really (take more training!) or (Get your money back) depending on the answer.

Wait! You almost had a coherent thought didn't you? Let's celibrate!

Did your parents have any children that lived?

What's 2+2 ? See your education finally paid off big time now didn't it.

6 billion people on the planet and I'm stuck here with you. God must really hate me right now.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I usually just respond to people with "nicknames" here's 3;

meathook
warknuckle
muleknuckle

always solid for a stupid face and utter confusion.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Shut your cock holster.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

 

[fsupat70]

tuc has seen more cocks than an army doctor

 

[Michelin Man]

fsupat has seen more weiners then oscar meyer

 

[fsupat70]

fsupat has seen more weiners then oscar meyer

i must remember that one

 

[Michelin Man]

i must remember that one

Remember the name 'Bate' and you will go far.