Ghetto Wedding HOT MESS STYLE

[AAP]

Come on ya'll get ya hitch on...

why the fuck didn't someone clean up the trash in the background? For fucks sake.

Dis here, him be the groom. I thank. Or her cuz. Or both.

Dis be the lucky bitch. And wtf the shirts got to be all undone for. Shit get ya head slapped for that.

Look at that fucking belly poking out. Who she think she is? Beyonce? More like Beeiotch. For real, ain't nobody wearing all white, that fucking ring bearer is about 10 years too old to be holding a fucking pillow

Looking at this hot mess of a family portrait. Where is a fucking driveby when you need one? I can't tell what is worse, the fucking gardening hat or those damn sunglasses.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAKE!!! WTF IS THIS ALL ABOUT?? You give the homeys some milk to wash it down? Sweet lord dis niggas ain't right.

His sunglasses cut her leg. He must have knocked her tooth out when he bent his big ass head down too. And he ain't even the groom!

This is probably the fucking picture she gonna use to file domestic violence charges against her husband by the end of the night.

Here she go with her BFF Shequinishaita. Who already carrying the grooms child too. But it ok, cause he don't love her. He just fuck that bitch, not make love he does to her.

 

[cindylou]

Nice plastic tablecloths!

i wont even use those at a home party lol

 

[manny78]

lol

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

I do wish them the best of luck in marriage.

but that is hood rich but they seem happy so who cares

 

[Muscle Mafia]

LOL awesome!

 

[jh1]

lmfao... classic AAP...

lol @ more like bieeeeeooootchhh

 

[AAP]

Probation officer gave her away.

Drug Dealer was best man.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Probation officer gave her away.

Drug Dealer was best man.

Hey, at least they made it legal...

 

[yonkers weights]

A lot of Newports were smoked that day or maybe Black and Mild's with 40's of Olde English to keep them cool.

 

[stilleto]

lol, i love their outfits. the open shirt, the missing teef, the belly and the floppy hat on the bridesmaid.

Those cakes look awesome.

 

[jh1]

Those cakes look awesome.

I love how two of them are upside down.

 

[cindylou]

lol 2 the foil and the cakes.

Coudnt even ice the cakes - or have them all made on the same size pan, or are some of those bundt cakes upside down??? LMAo.

the sad thing is taht you CAN throw a nice wedding for cheap. You can rent stuff for pennies - cheaper than buying the foil. Plastic table cloths are 5 bucks and you can rent cloth ones for 5 bucks. Too bad. Some people just dont know any better.

 

[Tytan]

That`s how you do it in the hood yo, Don`t be hating on the upside down pineapple cake, thats the bomb kid.

 

[Smurfy]

Meanwhile, at 79th & Stony Island on the Southside

 

[yonkers weights]

That Is Fucking Great Smurfy~

 

[yonkers weights]

Ghetto wedding

You've been to a ghetto wedding if:

1. Your invitation arrives 4 days before the wedding.



2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg the hostess to give you one.



3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or the Groom's.



4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.



5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.



6. The groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.



7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.



8. The bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.



9. The unity candles won't light.



10. The preacher's beeper goes off.



11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.



12. The parents of the Bride and Groom were under 30 years old.



13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.



14. A member of the wedding party was wearing sunglasses in the church.



15. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.



16. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.



17. Her 8-year-old uncle gave the bride away.



18. The groom's ex was found hiding under a pew right before the preacher asked for "objections".



19. You noticed the price tags hanging under the arms of several of the bridesmaid’s gowns (they plan on taking back the dresses if they don’t get spots on them)



20. The happy couple already had kids; and most of them were in the wedding.



21. Music by Luther, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie was played at the reception.



22. The champagne toast was Asti Spumanti.



23. The strippers from the bachelor party were in the audience.



24. The couple's first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy".



25. The LECTRICK SLIDE (electric slide) was played at least five times.



26. The wedding cake was from Sam's Club.



27. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.



28. Tuna fish and pimento cheese sandwiches were rationed.



29. You saw groomsmen making trips to 7-11 and KFC to restock the buffet.



30. At least one fight broke out (usually the bridesmaids fighting
over the bouquet)



31. The best man made the toast and called the bride by the wrong name.



32. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.



33. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out) and finally...



34. The Bride and Groom rode off standing up in the limousine's sunroof.

 

[needtogetarmy]

They are lucky they didn't have the wedding in New Orleans or Philly...someone would have been robbed, raped then shot! Gotta love our Chocolate Cities

 

[yonkers weights]

http://www.hotghettomess.com/index....=com_gallery&Itemid=48&include=view_photo.php

 

[yonkers weights]

http://home.carolina.rr.com/pics2001/Ghetto Fab.pdf

This takes the cake... lol

 

[Smurfy]

Ghetto wedding

You've been to a ghetto wedding if:

1. Your invitation arrives 4 days before the wedding.



2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg the hostess to give you one.



3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or the Groom's.



4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.



5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.



6. The groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.



7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.



8. The bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.



9. The unity candles won't light.



10. The preacher's beeper goes off.



11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.



12. The parents of the Bride and Groom were under 30 years old.



13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.



14. A member of the wedding party was wearing sunglasses in the church.



15. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.



16. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.



17. Her 8-year-old uncle gave the bride away.



18. The groom's ex was found hiding under a pew right before the preacher asked for "objections".



19. You noticed the price tags hanging under the arms of several of the bridesmaid’s gowns (they plan on taking back the dresses if they don’t get spots on them)



20. The happy couple already had kids; and most of them were in the wedding.



21. Music by Luther, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie was played at the reception.



22. The champagne toast was Asti Spumanti.



23. The strippers from the bachelor party were in the audience.



24. The couple's first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy".



25. The LECTRICK SLIDE (electric slide) was played at least five times.



26. The wedding cake was from Sam's Club.



27. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.



28. Tuna fish and pimento cheese sandwiches were rationed.



29. You saw groomsmen making trips to 7-11 and KFC to restock the buffet.



30. At least one fight broke out (usually the bridesmaids fighting
over the bouquet)



31. The best man made the toast and called the bride by the wrong name.



32. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.



33. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out) and finally...



34. The Bride and Groom rode off standing up in the limousine's sunroof.

Ive personally been to at least one of these weddings. they are fun as hell

 

[yonkers weights]

http://consumerist.com/consumer/savings/wedding-cakes-buy-or-rent-269195.php

Buy or Rent your cake??? WTF!!!

 

[yonkers weights]

I feel ya on that!!!

They are lucky they didn't have the wedding in New Orleans or Philly...someone would have been robbed, raped then shot! Gotta love our Chocolate Cities

 

[Y_lifter]

^ Racists

 

[time]

lol at least they happy....

 

[yonkers weights]

^^^^^
Wrong some of my best friends are black

 

[rnch]

at least he did the right thing and married the pregnant ho...

 

[needtogetarmy]

^^^^^
Wrong some of my best friends are black

Me too.

Some of my hillbilly friends have had crazy weddings.

People need to stop raising the racist card and just recognize that there are people from all races that make plain fools of themselves. There is always one prick though that has to cry racism. Fucking sissies!

 

[Y_lifter]

^ Racist in denial

 

[time]

I just showed a black bro of mine this and he said fucking getto wedding... He too thought it would of been a good idea to pick up the trash in the back ground..
I wonder if he is a racist?

 

[needtogetaas]

Probation officer gave her away.

Drug Dealer was best man.

lmao

 

[Y_lifter]

Speaking of pricks, you all should take yours out of your hand for a moment
and punch yourself in the balls.

Only then will you realize that I wasn't serious

 

[time]

Ok Ouch!!! that hurt..

 

[-SD-]

racist!

 

[Y_lifter]

racist!

LOL... Hell yea..

Lets both kick some ass up in here bro..

Nothing worse than Gay racists.. Other than maybe an ex smoker..