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ghetto hotel stories and trash places u stayed in

Anyone remember when Motel 6 used to be less than $10 for 4?

I do...

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mrjoker5150 said:
I go down the Jersey Shore, this summer with some friends. We spend the whole day drinking, and go back to our 1/2 star hotel.

There was a severe brownout, there is no power, there has not been any power, and there will not be any power.

No air conditioning. The thermometer in the room, read 112 degrees. Apparently, when the power goes out in this hotel, the air conditioners automatically click over to heat.

It was like getting punched in the face when I opened the door. I then threw up. It was a good time!


LOL...lemme guess, seaside?
 
Ahah, when me and my g/f first moved to Amsterdam, we stayed in this absolutely horrific hotel the first three months.
Apart from being run by idiots, the prices were outrageous. A double room was over $100 a night, pp!

There was no room service, no resturant or café in the hotel. We had the same breakfast for three months. And the cleaning lady, who was chinese and didn't speak english, used to barge in during the weekends. Which was kind of awkward at times, like when you're getting some saturday morning nookie, and an ancient chinese women opens the (locked) door and shouts "CLEEEEAAANING!" which was probably the only word she knew in english.

Luckily, my employer was picking up the bill. I'd rather live in the streets than pay for shit like that myself. =)
 
slimswede said:
Ahah, when me and my g/f first moved to Amsterdam, we stayed in this absolutely horrific hotel the first three months.
Apart from being run by idiots, the prices were outrageous. A double room was over $100 a night, pp!

There was no room service, no resturant or café in the hotel. We had the same breakfast for three months. And the cleaning lady, who was chinese and didn't speak english, used to barge in during the weekends. Which was kind of awkward at times, like when you're getting some saturday morning nookie, and an ancient chinese women opens the (locked) door and shouts "CLEEEEAAANING!" which was probably the only word she knew in english.

Luckily, my employer was picking up the bill. I'd rather live in the streets than pay for shit like that myself. =)

How long have you been in amsterdam, now? I'm surprised you stayed in a shit hole, considering your boss was footing the bill. mine did the same and I got set up in a corporate apartment, to start.
 
i remember some years back both me and my mother went down to california and rented out this hotel that wasn't up to par so we chaned hotels and found a better one 2 blocks from the crummy one we was going to stay at.
 
My GF and her friend stayed in a bad one on thier way down to FL 2 years ago, It was in TN, they were going to stay in a bigger town, but there was some tractor convention so all the hotels were booked, so they had to go like 30 miles further

they found a place in the middle of no-wheres bumfuck egypt, they got a room, it was a motel, I think like 40 bucks a night, there were these 3 nappy black dudes outside on a picnic table playin dominos and drinkin 40's that asked my girl and her friend to "party", they politly said no and ran to thier room, they didnt have to use the key on the door, it opened without even turning the handle, they then noticed horrible stains in the carpet, it smelled real bad, there were no curtains on the windows, they actually had to rig up 2 chairs and an upside down coffee table to make sure "the Nappy Roots" as they called them didnt try to get in during the middle of the night, the remote for the unworkable TV was glued down to the upside down coffee table, the shower only drissled water and the tiles were peeling off, and get this, they had an open electrical outlet that was stuffed up with an old rag to cover up the wires

worst part is, because of the rank smell, they went to open the back window and noticed something odd, like 5 feet away from this hotel was a FUCKING CEMETERY!!!! like in the fucking backyard, I think she still has picks from them, I'll see if I can round them up, scary thing is, is that in every single pic there are a bunch of "orbs", I believe it is because of the cemetery in the backyard

she called me when she got there and I told her to leave and ask for her money and just to get some shut eye at a rest stop, during the conversation I heard one of the "Nappy Roots" knock on thier door and ask them something, they ignored him and he went away, I told them to put a sheet over the shadeless window and leave asap in the morn, actually I was pretty worried, she called me at 6:00 am the next morn and told me they were okay and that they were already on thier way

fyi sorry for the long ass post Im ampin, but trust me, its a good read
 
my ideas of bad hotels all involve bugs
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there were these anti masturbation roaches, that every time id touch myself to an hbo special, theyd appear on my bed.

i think it was a sign from god:mad:
 
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