Getting the shaft left, right, and center

[Nathan]

And no, that was not a sexual inuendo. Dicks.
I'm going to be the best man at my best friend's wedding and he informed me this weekend that his fiance wants me to dance with her fat-assed sister. He thought this was all terribly funny. I told him there was no fucking way I would be dancing with the fat chick in the wedding party. Ain't no mother fucking way. I do not work this hard on my body to be shafted with the fat chick. I started crying at that moment and so he said he'd see what he could do. You're damn right.




I am NOT dancing with the fat chick. Period. Who's with me? (Note: I am not a fat-person hater or anything but when it comes to being pressed up against one I tend to draw the line.)

 

[The Shadow]

.....is it THAT "big" of a deal

 

[BigAndy69]

.....is it THAT "big" of a deal

Seriously, big deal... It's not like you have to fuck her. She has feelings too you know

 

[BigAndy69]

What if she doesn't want to dance with a Juice head? Did you think of that.

Oh and check your pm/

 

[Y_lifter]

Big women are very thankfull... If you know what I mean.

 

[Nathan]

It's the principle of the thing. There is another guy who is the "second" best man because he has money and a car (or so my friend tells me) and actually knows the bride. And I'm pretty damn sure the bride is totally favoring him because she doesn't like me as much. Bitch. He gets to say the good toast and now he gets to dance with the better looking woman. He also planned the bachelor party behind my back months ago and didn't tell me until everyone else knew and it wass too late for me to contribute. Also, he had a bunch of people chip in for a big screen tv for their wedding present and never bothered to fucking tell me. What an ass and there is no way i am not gonna relish seeing this fag dance with the goddamn fat chick. So there. Man alive, fina comnibed with this gets me so damn angry.

 

[BigAndy69]

You're a sick fuck Nathan, aren't you?

You can think of doing something to him (that will not land you in jail of course.)