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Getting back in shape, and asking out chicks

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fyxgel2

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Okay, I've decided that I am going to definately get back into good shape. I plan on running a lot every day, until I'm eventually running an enormous amount of mileage. Chicks are getting into good shape, running and all. They have their marathons that they plan on doing and crap, to help them stay motivated. good idea.

anyways yea, there are a frickin ton of hot chicks on my campus, and I definately need to start talking to them. I swear it seems like 1 outta every 3 chicks is a major hottie.

Do you guys think I should start hitting on them before I get into good shape? As in when I still look like an average joe? Or should I wait until I'm in pretty good shape, before taking chances on any of the hotties (and stick to the ugly ones until then, or something).

Don't laugh dudes, this is a serious question.



By the way, why is it that I have nothing to talk about with girls, after all the basic introductions (find out this and that) and shiz, ?
 
fyxgel2 said:
should I wait until I'm in pretty good shape, before taking chances on any of the hotties (and stick to the ugly ones until then, or something).
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....you would date an "ugly" chick when you yourself are in self-admittedly poor shape?
 
Are you a troll fxygel? This is a serious question...I mean EVERY thread you start is basically about the same thing...your inability to talk to chicks\get their numbers...etc

I know I don't have a ton of posts but every thread just screams troll.....

*****IF NOT A TROLL DISREGARD ABOVE STATEMENT********

Seems like you are just trying to have an artificial type of personality in order to get girls...in other words not being yourself....

Also the in shape\fit look is vastly overrated....that's not to say it doesn't help but don't RELY on it..I have seen dudes who were in great shape get rejected simply because they weren't confident enough...tried too hard...etc... and then some ugly guy with confidence would get that same chick's number

Be yourself....don't try too hard.....listen to the advice that people are giving you....and things will change

Sorry for long post:)
 
The Shadow said:
....you would date an "ugly" chick when you yourself are in self-admittedly poor shape?
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yea, whats wrong with that? I've been told by some I should stick to my league. (of course the other option is to go outsde of your league and reach for the stars)

Are you a troll fxygel? This is a serious question...I mean EVERY thread you start is basically about the same thing...your inability to talk to chicks\get their numbers...etc

I know I don't have a ton of posts but every thread just screams troll.....

*****IF NOT A TROLL DISREGARD ABOVE STATEMENT********

Seems like you are just trying to have an artificial type of personality in order to get girls...in other words not being yourself....

Also the in shape\fit look is vastly overrated....that's not to say it doesn't help but don't RELY on it..I have seen dudes who were in great shape get rejected simply because they weren't confident enough...tried too hard...etc... and then some ugly guy with confidence would get that same chick's number

Be yourself....don't try too hard.....listen to the advice that people are giving you....and things will change
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Please, no, I am not a troll. I seriously do have problems getting anywhere with chicks. Maybe its because I dont talk to them enough, but I dont even know what to talk to them about, and I'm not even sure if its worth chasing after the hotties or not.

In any case, I want the looks, I wont rely on them , but I still want them. I'll use looks and confidence to swoon them.
 
fyxgel2 said:
Okay, I've decided that I am going to definately get back into good shape. I plan on running a lot every day, until I'm eventually running an enormous amount of mileage. Chicks are getting into good shape, running and all. They have their marathons that they plan on doing and crap, to help them stay motivated. good idea.

anyways yea, there are a frickin ton of hot chicks on my campus, and I definately need to start talking to them. I swear it seems like 1 outta every 3 chicks is a major hottie.

Do you guys think I should start hitting on them before I get into good shape? As in when I still look like an average joe? Or should I wait until I'm in pretty good shape, before taking chances on any of the hotties (and stick to the ugly ones until then, or something).

Don't laugh dudes, this is a serious question.



By the way, why is it that I have nothing to talk about with girls, after all the basic introductions (find out this and that) and shiz, ?
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Damn, you have to be a troll...this post cannot be real, it must be a phoney...


Regardless, here is some brief lessons:

1. Concentrate on deadlifts, squats, and overhead presses for a year. Fuck running.

2. Do not stare like a hungry dog at these chicks you are scooping. I picture you glaring down these poor ladies with a animal-esque look. Cut that shite out.

3. Quit being a pussy. You're making this harder than it should be.

4. Start drinking at parties, you'll be amazed at how much opportunity you'll find.

5. Stop posting the same thread everyday.
 
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Gambino said:
Damn, you have to be a troll...this post cannot be real, it must be a phoney...


Regardless, here is some brief lessons:

1. Concentrate on deadlifts, squats, and overhead presses for a year. Fuck running.

2. Do not stare like a hungry dog at these chicks you are scooping. I picture you glaring down these poor ladies with a animal-esque look. Cut that shite out.

3. Quit being a pussy. You're making this harder than it should be.

4. Start drinking at parties, you'll be amazed at how much opportunity you'll find.

5. Stop posting the same thread everyday.
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WORD!!
 
lmao

Do not stare like a hungry dog at these chicks you are scooping. I picture you glaring down these poor ladies with a animal-esque look. Cut that shite out.

oh man, i can see it now
 
Gambino said:
Miss24K/BBf, can we see your tits? For Flexygel's sake?
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yes, please. since he is light years from seeing tits in the flesh, at least a real live chick on the net can furnish pics for his benefit.
 
Nope... but if your nice maybe Fxygel will share his porn magazines that he has hidden under his bed with you. Since that's all the action I'm sure he's getting.
 
Miss24k said:
Nope... but if your nice maybe Fxygel will share his porn magazines that he has hidden under his bed with you.
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the wit only found in a alter...still, plz post a pic, for foxygel at least
 
The Shadow said:
...you are fucked already.

no offense.....
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i agree.

if you are this desperate then fucking go for it. god damn.

im not even saying im romeo, cause im far from it, but if i sat on a fucking e-forum all day asking for help and posting how im going to do it, id probably go out and do it. im not smooth, i dont have game, but id fucking try at least WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE.

hell id even ask out a 40 year old just for a funny story to post on EF
 
Gambino said:
2. Do not stare like a hungry dog at these chicks you are scooping. I picture you glaring down these poor ladies with a animal-esque look. Cut that shite out.
y.
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i was told that i stare lol...

wtf are u supposed to do then, glancea round the room and not make eye contact?
 
Do you go back to school soon? I am just wondering how much longer I have to read about this.

Its really simple, find your balls or buy a pair and start living and acting like a man!!!!!

and stop taking advice from the messed up people on chat boards LOL.
 
Miss24K is not me.

Foxygel, what the hell are you doing on a bodybuilding message board for hours a day if you are not in shape? Damn.
 
Dawgmo said:
Do you go back to school soon? I am just wondering how much longer I have to read about this.

Its really simple, find your balls or buy a pair and start living and acting like a man!!!!!

and stop taking advice from the messed up people on chat boards LOL.
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Between me and superdave we are giving this guy golden advice...what are you talking about. This boy will have cymedia and herpes both by the end of the semester once we are done with him.

You aren't a man until you have caught an STD.





















WHich brings us to the topic of safe sex. Foxygel, condoms are your friend.
 
Miss24k said:
Nope... but if your nice maybe Fxygel will share his porn magazines that he has hidden under his bed with you. Since that's all the action I'm sure he's getting.
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Foxygel does nothave any porn mags. Masterbation is a sin.
 
HS Lifter said:
move this shit to the seduction board already.

jesus christ.
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Move this shit the training board actually. He thinks he is going to build a nice body running all day?

Have you ever looked at a long distance runner?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Move this shit the training board actually. He thinks he is going to build a nice body running all day?

Have you ever looked at a long distance runner?
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I didnt read the thread, I dont even bother with his posts anymore, so assumed it was a "How do I hit on a chick?" type thread. Didnt know the plot thickened and that he needed training advice.

Either way, he's a douchebag.
 
HS Lifter said:
I didnt read the thread, I dont even bother with his posts anymore, so assumed it was a "How do I hit on a chick?" type thread. Didnt know the plot thickened and that he needed training advice.

Either way, he's a douchebag.
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He feels thathe needs to get into shape to get laid.

I've seen fat, disgusting slobs who had a nice smile and a few good jokes leave a party or club with a perfect 10 under their arm.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
He feels thathe needs to get into shape to get laid.

I've seen fat, disgusting slobs who had a nice smile and a few good jokes leave a party or club with a perfect 10 under their arm.
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He will never score.
 
Just so everyone is clear on this hs lifter and foxygel are both alters of mine. I like to gang up with my alters and make fun ofmy other alters like this for my own personal amusement.
 
it looks like I pushed a few people's buttons this time with this post.

And unfortunately not many of my questions got answered, :(

such as: "What the hell do you talk about with women after you get past the introductions?"
 
fyxgel2 said:
"What the hell do you talk about with women after you get past the introductions?"
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what the hell do you talk about with men after you get past the introductions? .......I don't kn0w either :confused:
 
fyxgel2 said:
it looks like I pushed a few people's buttons this time with this post.

And unfortunately not many of my questions got answered, :(

such as: "What the hell do you talk about with women after you get past the introductions?"
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Whatever you are able to segway into at the moment. Same thing as talking with anyone else. By the way this post of yours counts once again as posting a stupid question instead of getting experience with women and reporting back, so stop it.
 
just smile and ask how ur doing, my name is so and so. the end. fxygel u can spend 2 years planning a strategy on how to get a girl but guess what...... it wont help you, u need to do ti yourself!
 
fyxgel2 said:
it looks like I pushed a few people's buttons this time with this post.

And unfortunately not many of my questions got answered, :(

such as: "What the hell do you talk about with women after you get past the introductions?"
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You need to become as well rounded of a person as possible, that you can carry on a conversation with anyone you meet, because you will have SOMETHING in common to talk about. Social skills cannot be taught on a message board orb.

I score alot of points by being able to talk to anyone. I've met girls who said they thought it was very sexy that I jumped into conversations with people i just meet and was able to talk about what they were talking about, and had something worth saying.
 
d3track said:
lmao

Do not stare like a hungry dog at these chicks you are scooping. I picture you glaring down these poor ladies with a animal-esque look. Cut that shite out.

oh man, i can see it now
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Not me cuz. I picture him to be the guy in JH's avi.
 
fyxgel2 said:
where the hell are you coming up with this notion?
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picture him reaching into a jar labeled "reality" or maybe even "truth".

fyxgel2 said:
What the hell do you talk about with women after you get past the introductions?
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it's hard when you have no personality or character.

and by the way, for all of you that might give him training advice, just remember how well he's done following other kinds of advice thus far.

you are useful to EF, though. it's nice to have something in particular to dislike.

but please take pity on some of the people who have tried to help you and want to see you succeed (aka victims of mass 0wnage). one of these days, you (or the writer that creates you on a daily basis) should come back with a great story of how you met a beautiful girl, impressed her with your intelligence, charm, and wit, and eventually went out on a really enjoyable date with her. it doesn't have to be true. what's truth anyways? just make up some shit and post it. none of us will really know if it's a lie, and some will want to believe you.

do it. do it.

:)
 
jackangel said:
p.s. i hope your author gets carpal tunnel syndrome and you suddenly cease to exist.
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LoL damn that was pretty harsh. I think he is one of the more interesting alters out there.
 
I feel sorry for ya guy. You ask the same question in every thread. There is no sugar coating it. You will most likely die a virgin. Even if you get in shape {a very small possibility} chicks may still not like you. Troll screams loud and clear in your threads. You are an unfortunate number. Plagued by poor genes, bad looks, an inability to talk to hot chicks, and small cock syndrome. With over 600 posts here on EF, if this site has not helped you by now, it never will. You must except the consequences of your destiny. Either become a gay man or shoot yourself and get it over with. May the powers of something be with you.
 
MFMan said:
I feel sorry for ya guy. You ask the same question in every thread. There is no sugar coating it. You will most likely die a virgin. Even if you get in shape {a very small possibility} chicks may still not like you. Troll screams loud and clear in your threads. You are an unfortunate number. Plagued by poor genes, bad looks, an inability to talk to hot chicks, and small cock syndrome. With over 600 posts here on EF, if this site has not helped you by now, it never will. You must except the consequences of your destiny. Either become a gay man or shoot yourself and get it over with. May the powers of something be with you.
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rofl. Why don't you tell him what you really think? :lmao:
 
Foxy, this is too much to hope for, but do you do drugs or drink at all?

Get right fucked out of your gourd on whatever liquid/pill/substance you have at your disposal...THEN go around and talk to every woman you see. You will look like a fool, but you won't care.

This may be your only hope.
 
it's hard when you have no personality or character.
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i figured this was the problem.

Foxy, this is too much to hope for,
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I hope not. I need to do something and get this complex of mine resolved. The "I dont get out much or take social initiative" complex. I talk to girls but its all bullshit introductory stuff. I never get invited anywhere or invite people anywhere.

And I'm chicken shit when it comes to asking out girls cuz I'm afraid I'll end up being bored out of my mind with them.

A lot of excuses, I know. Damn, I need to do something about this.
 
fyxgel2 said:
i figured this was the problem.



I hope not. I need to do something and get this complex of mine resolved. The "I dont get out much or take social initiative" complex. I talk to girls but its all bullshit introductory stuff. I never get invited anywhere or invite people anywhere.

And I'm chicken shit when it comes to asking out girls cuz I'm afraid I'll end up being bored out of my mind with them.

A lot of excuses, I know. Damn, I need to do something about this.
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Go to a massage parlour, get fucked for a $100 dollars, and you will be a new man.
 
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