Get out of work excuse?

[Singleton]

I want to go train!

 

[GrandMaster]

stuck onthe shitter

 

[African_Triceps]

Train your abs HARD before work and say you have a stomach ache!!!

 

[hawaii50]

OR... get chlamydia and DIE!!! ........ wait... that was a bad idea..

sorry can't help ya i guess

 

[blut wump]

You can't really beat migraine as an excuse.

 

[HERPECIN]

i usually go with herpes simplex 2 flare up

 

[GrandMaster]

tell him u shit out a condom this morning, see what he says
lol

 

[RDJ]

Migraine is the best one. Just squeeze your eyes untill they're nearly shut, look really difficult and pretend to avoid loud noises and bright light. When someone asks you what's wrong just act confused and tell them it's that damn migraine again. Get a coworker to drive you home and then ...... go running / pump iron / PARTY!

 

[Q54321]

just tell the boss work sucks, and your unmotivated. Don't forget to mention that it is his fault for providing such an uninspiring work environment.

Give it a few weeks, and you'll have plenty of time to work out all you want.