Get free theater tickets -- if you're a virgin

[PICK3]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/books/07/12/odd.likeavirgin.ap/index.html

I've never been butt fucked.

Does that count?

 

[Saintinistic]

yes it does, but you miss out because lying about it is instant disqualification.

 

[PICK3]

Guess young Sublime get free complimentary passes.